最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。273Please respect copyright.PENANAnEAraj2jvu
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。273Please respect copyright.PENANA3c7niDkPkO
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?273Please respect copyright.PENANAOjfyarRCc3
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~273Please respect copyright.PENANAkdt9ZsfGyu
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。273Please respect copyright.PENANAEctyJN3JXk
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。273Please respect copyright.PENANAfEqG7tCrty
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面273Please respect copyright.PENANAFTjA8nAKOZ
我:我係戀物type273Please respect copyright.PENANA6sF1bCcQDe
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。273Please respect copyright.PENANAG9PRhnc6U5
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?273Please respect copyright.PENANAxojBQao3A6
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我:女裝273Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZXdWQJHD5
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?273Please respect copyright.PENANAfPR00tqpaa
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。273Please respect copyright.PENANA8bubW6GrVS
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。273Please respect copyright.PENANAQTWhRS1ieh
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。273Please respect copyright.PENANAoMBJvzk9VU
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。273Please respect copyright.PENANAsfOMJJIMT3
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。273Please respect copyright.PENANAXbevGC3Oaf
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。273Please respect copyright.PENANAAW5tYN6tZp
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。273Please respect copyright.PENANA7IqiIwwKna
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。273Please respect copyright.PENANAt7lIEvbjQ2
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?273Please respect copyright.PENANAbTC3jB20mG
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阿玲:女朋友就有。273Please respect copyright.PENANAPJWTojqzSY
(暗笑地回道)273Please respect copyright.PENANAh6s14gBHRn
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。273Please respect copyright.PENANAX4D3tynxtP
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我:邊個邊個?273Please respect copyright.PENANAK74ojO0NTo
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)273Please respect copyright.PENANAlHVnr3ct3O
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。273Please respect copyright.PENANAb8oWfKpxdb
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。273Please respect copyright.PENANAm1uc1p1LMJ
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。273Please respect copyright.PENANAgXkPpivg5y
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。273Please respect copyright.PENANAl74XgJ46nO
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。273Please respect copyright.PENANA4yE45hrBbS
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。273Please respect copyright.PENANArfDGjwGUUw
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。273Please respect copyright.PENANAfHA0H56VhQ
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!273Please respect copyright.PENANALetvlsx6Sx
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。273Please respect copyright.PENANAiqWNKlKuxe
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?273Please respect copyright.PENANAZY86OMnle3
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我:知少少啦~273Please respect copyright.PENANAqzekZXUGLR
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。273Please respect copyright.PENANAiDeaxJVFi6
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。273Please respect copyright.PENANAS0i1XcZIYE
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。273Please respect copyright.PENANAcFPP6v9ETB
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?273Please respect copyright.PENANA8NgGlSZEUi
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。273Please respect copyright.PENANADo2ryTHW09
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。273Please respect copyright.PENANASiSqS4mrYM
(佢燦爛地笑道)273Please respect copyright.PENANApWdZ27EMJf
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵273Please respect copyright.PENANASmEZd9ax0x
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!273Please respect copyright.PENANAMct56n4L3s
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。273Please respect copyright.PENANA4uyAgIUnNj
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我:我問你一個問題呀?273Please respect copyright.PENANAZEVmdBbwo5
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阿玲:咩?273Please respect copyright.PENANAnUjsxKJuk0
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?273Please respect copyright.PENANAIl37RFmqwj
(我挑逗地說)273Please respect copyright.PENANAj6z45KHYRS
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。273Please respect copyright.PENANAYPLYuzD1c3
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妳個答案都有想像力。273Please respect copyright.PENANAmCE2O7Yg2a
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。273Please respect copyright.PENANAyz1CMD8v2a
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。273Please respect copyright.PENANAQKdqo7RJIG
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。273Please respect copyright.PENANA4JmZuhOwfc
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「I love it when you call me senoirta273Please respect copyright.PENANAvIg5usPyas
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya273Please respect copyright.PENANASnGDp6MkOJ
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la273Please respect copyright.PENANAssMtDglk5M
It's true, la-la-la273Please respect copyright.PENANA2V62P2eZyZ
Ooh, I should be running273Please respect copyright.PENANAe3rFhRGgbR
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」273Please respect copyright.PENANAsmM5kvQayl
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首歌名係Senorita273Please respect copyright.PENANAXA2thrX1zW
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。273Please respect copyright.PENANAWXNX11beB1
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。273Please respect copyright.PENANAb5B6cFst9X
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。273Please respect copyright.PENANAeEsC2m8aXL
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?273Please respect copyright.PENANAnS182UlyxQ
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。273Please respect copyright.PENANAKEWNoMF87Z
(挑逗地說)273Please respect copyright.PENANAtwQuJYc3k8
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。273Please respect copyright.PENANAeNNv3lstPE
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)273Please respect copyright.PENANAu6sWku8iZu
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。273Please respect copyright.PENANAEP7ugsap0L
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。273Please respect copyright.PENANAzCnLmYwdlB
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。273Please respect copyright.PENANA7gorGpALGB
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。273Please respect copyright.PENANAgz0cgbvAsB
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。273Please respect copyright.PENANAIqQI97fNBS
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。273Please respect copyright.PENANARuNnoDFB5r
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。273Please respect copyright.PENANA1Rb1QpllZK
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我:一言為定273Please respect copyright.PENANA4G5RGRSfMl
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。273Please respect copyright.PENANAwxql0gv7ls
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。273Please respect copyright.PENANAgkvMp8WCtW
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。273Please respect copyright.PENANA6s9hUvw91m
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。273Please respect copyright.PENANAJZt2Yw9oCq
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.