最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。249Please respect copyright.PENANAYDkommo6T3
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。249Please respect copyright.PENANAFtWfkpLIYX
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?249Please respect copyright.PENANA87pCkvTsdV
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~249Please respect copyright.PENANAXAuqQKqn3V
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。249Please respect copyright.PENANAWrQ0bES8ZL
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。249Please respect copyright.PENANAoW8p6snxJY
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面249Please respect copyright.PENANA5uiV6rOOsK
我:我係戀物type249Please respect copyright.PENANAxpYsTSJI0Q
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。249Please respect copyright.PENANAhOtofcdHte
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?249Please respect copyright.PENANABs5a4Wbv1X
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我:女裝249Please respect copyright.PENANAMXiHOTSfK0
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?249Please respect copyright.PENANAqXgc61nYdC
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。249Please respect copyright.PENANAGjqGF9jav3
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。249Please respect copyright.PENANAdRjx4UTqCh
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。249Please respect copyright.PENANACv1JLxvqJo
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。249Please respect copyright.PENANAPtYrQLwERH
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。249Please respect copyright.PENANAhVSBRh8j2M
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。249Please respect copyright.PENANAoA5wWMHBW5
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。249Please respect copyright.PENANAIC9iV41YkH
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。249Please respect copyright.PENANAa7UWNULVyl
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?249Please respect copyright.PENANAqgZ4mE7xTi
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阿玲:女朋友就有。249Please respect copyright.PENANArFZ40X0Y8T
(暗笑地回道)249Please respect copyright.PENANAwwp4sFsJ65
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。249Please respect copyright.PENANA4APXul7IfT
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我:邊個邊個?249Please respect copyright.PENANAf6heT2NX20
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)249Please respect copyright.PENANA2STufk39nZ
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。249Please respect copyright.PENANAXgARDOiytd
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。249Please respect copyright.PENANAhga2eKy94M
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。249Please respect copyright.PENANASroel9k3f2
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。249Please respect copyright.PENANAjiHiBOIwAy
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。249Please respect copyright.PENANAfadcz2L1s8
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。249Please respect copyright.PENANArh3I9t1Mju
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。249Please respect copyright.PENANAtrBtdI4ppX
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!249Please respect copyright.PENANAR7ClIQZzxl
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。249Please respect copyright.PENANAGmHpOtKdrb
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?249Please respect copyright.PENANAr2MPvKmo9I
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我:知少少啦~249Please respect copyright.PENANAFRCr4oKOzO
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。249Please respect copyright.PENANA2VOf6AQHlM
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。249Please respect copyright.PENANAa6NfQRccby
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。249Please respect copyright.PENANA1zxsmwQZiC
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?249Please respect copyright.PENANAOnJj1CBgsS
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。249Please respect copyright.PENANANZWyCztmDp
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。249Please respect copyright.PENANAdiqzmMfRe4
(佢燦爛地笑道)249Please respect copyright.PENANAol6f7EkOP0
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵249Please respect copyright.PENANAxmR3Ii5hg4
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!249Please respect copyright.PENANAvuCWgYw7gZ
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。249Please respect copyright.PENANAupJqM6XPhz
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我:我問你一個問題呀?249Please respect copyright.PENANA02ATcdrIW8
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阿玲:咩?249Please respect copyright.PENANA5C24uecDZW
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?249Please respect copyright.PENANAF7E81pwjcB
(我挑逗地說)249Please respect copyright.PENANADOWrd5zUJM
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。249Please respect copyright.PENANAorB3y4gRBN
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妳個答案都有想像力。249Please respect copyright.PENANAmZYxQteWKH
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。249Please respect copyright.PENANA0VWiqBKLID
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。249Please respect copyright.PENANAmWCemWqLqB
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。249Please respect copyright.PENANA0UidGg9Zyx
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「I love it when you call me senoirta249Please respect copyright.PENANADQQuTPsqfm
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya249Please respect copyright.PENANAOxT5ydbnmk
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la249Please respect copyright.PENANAjHobXXGiNy
It's true, la-la-la249Please respect copyright.PENANAsCC6rAMiZ4
Ooh, I should be running249Please respect copyright.PENANA0iH7NPq1Mm
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」249Please respect copyright.PENANAPSwmj6Jad0
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首歌名係Senorita249Please respect copyright.PENANAgHHVdEUmiR
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。249Please respect copyright.PENANA3NurCHa1HP
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。249Please respect copyright.PENANA7GUiqoZoj3
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。249Please respect copyright.PENANAPqw7OoXR2e
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?249Please respect copyright.PENANA8zYomNBHRC
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。249Please respect copyright.PENANAfutD60QjCv
(挑逗地說)249Please respect copyright.PENANAUSQxmMD5Vv
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。249Please respect copyright.PENANAOVs5QjXfHF
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)249Please respect copyright.PENANAtqsMVGdqro
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。249Please respect copyright.PENANALDjUt35Qme
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。249Please respect copyright.PENANAydFTDnGI0t
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。249Please respect copyright.PENANA9tfXqcsq0E
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。249Please respect copyright.PENANACajp74fcxc
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。249Please respect copyright.PENANAW5PwPT35vN
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。249Please respect copyright.PENANA5s8dadO3OC
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。249Please respect copyright.PENANAvrP6B5NQWz
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我:一言為定249Please respect copyright.PENANAY1yKKWINh0
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。249Please respect copyright.PENANADLdUwMZ23H
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。249Please respect copyright.PENANAxh4f1mOEfb
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。249Please respect copyright.PENANAlJZquz38fD
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。249Please respect copyright.PENANAm3WmZZZaop
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.