「我很懷疑你到底有沒有把我當男朋友。」80Please respect copyright.PENANAYmH9uOxduC
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「怎麼說?」80Please respect copyright.PENANAXYJGDL5OuQ
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「我那個很賤的前女友昨天私訊我,說你上週末聚餐的時候,你整個人依偎在她的異性友人身上,她為了讓我相信還拿手機拍起來,我看了她傳的影片,她說的是真的,你笑得很開心地整個人靠在他身上……」80Please respect copyright.PENANA5MnHWLfPog
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「哦,所以?」80Please respect copyright.PENANAtRwyYnHxTo
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「所以你注意一下啦,雖然我知道你沒給我戴綠帽,但好歹也保持一下距離,我那個前女友八成大嘴巴地跟好多人講了,每個人都來問我怎麼回事,超煩的。」80Please respect copyright.PENANAiwqETCrWhq
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「你不是也說了那個很賤的前女友,她大概是想跟你複合所以才這樣搞,你不要理她就好啦。那個人你也認識,就是我說過的跟我約好『如果我三十歲沒男友就會跟我結婚』的死黨,我們感情這麼好怎麼可能保持距離?」80Please respect copyright.PENANA7Q3xHsQt3F
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「那我怎麼辦?」80Please respect copyright.PENANAqBy30xpnTm
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「嗯……那不要你了改跟他結婚?」80Please respect copyright.PENANAF24jiTGvaV
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「……?」80Please respect copyright.PENANA99KF8tQtcn