「聽說隔壁班有人暗戀你啊?」99Please respect copyright.PENANAfOPng1f4JY
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我的女友總是能做出讓我無法預測的事情。譬如說現在吧,聽到有人暗戀我,我能預想到的情節是要嘛質問我、要嘛驕傲男友有人喜歡,但我卻在我女友臉上看到非常、非常開心的表情。99Please respect copyright.PENANAZmNZYhLr14
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「所以?」我非常無語地問她。99Please respect copyright.PENANAspxUloJLzb
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「你覺得我應該要有反應好呢?是要悲憤地大吃大喝,或者一哭二鬧三上吊,還是去酒吧酒醉一場大喊『我的男友是個人渣』呢?哈哈哈哈──」她一邊說一邊大笑,笑到整個人都倒在地上了。99Please respect copyright.PENANAQhmtgyUxnY
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「嗯……我似乎聽到了關鍵字──酒醉?」99Please respect copyright.PENANAjFq3RMojw7
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「哈哈哈哈──呃、什麼?我、我只是舉例而已好不好。」99Please respect copyright.PENANA0WpEKkzHsS
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「我想起來了,因為你喝酒喝太凶,前幾天被你媽禁酒了,被禁的一開始你說你沒酒喝生不如死……喔,所以你……」我拿出手機翻開通訊錄。99Please respect copyright.PENANAznNZuJK6rd
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