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No Plagiarism!0HOPeiTKkUF9qVfqrKw7posted on PENANA 1.你真漂亮,跟個基因突變似的8964 copyright protection943PENANA8WzuDp0ecx 維尼
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3.「你媽就是你媽,她媽就是她媽,你她媽是什麼意思啊!」8964 copyright protection943PENANArMeamy0V4T 維尼
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4.「你要不要將臉皮捐出來,都能做一雙皮鞋了!」8964 copyright protection943PENANA8AvIYXKB0s 維尼
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5.你知道你什麼顏色嗎?你是垃圾8964 copyright protection943PENANAD6AQ5MoxsY 維尼
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6.你就像根苦瓜,穿得這麼清涼,長得這麼敗火。8964 copyright protection943PENANAJxoSj9spHd 維尼
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7.你別和我說話,因為我聽不懂,在別人的眼中看來,我和一條豬在吵架是一件很愚蠢的事。8964 copyright protection943PENANAU6stU0EWmI 維尼
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8.對你,我實在想不出有什麼語言和不同人類的你溝通!8964 copyright protection943PENANAXDlue03DEG 維尼
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9.整天滿身的劣質香水味還往男人身邊湊,誰多看你一眼了嗎?8964 copyright protection943PENANAePNp57KZAt 維尼
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10.長得真有創意,活得真有勇氣!8964 copyright protection943PENANAhNPLHHafAx 維尼
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11.你活著浪費空氣,死了浪費土地,半死不活浪費人民幣!8964 copyright protection943PENANAtWffo5nl5Y 維尼
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12.當你拿起鏡子,看著自己...你以為是多餘的,其實吧……你還真是多餘的。8964 copyright protection943PENANAcvtLk5Q3AG 維尼
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13.罵人別人臉皮厚就說蚊子應該很難訂到你吧蚊子奮鬥了一晚上都沒勁了。8964 copyright protection943PENANAqSOj2gHxfX 維尼
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14.如果你能主動讓科學家研究,這樣對世界了解外星生物的事業作出了很大的貢獻!8964 copyright protection943PENANAuQDHzVT7O1 維尼
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15.我就不明白繩子太長就會打結,而你的舌頭卻不能?8964 copyright protection943PENANAPPZrMakDnD 維尼
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16.你說,我青春期起痘痘,你更年期羨慕是嗎?8964 copyright protection943PENANA6NW1hyonZg 維尼
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17.沒有豬的形象,但是你有豬的氣質。8964 copyright protection943PENANAYqQ2Mn10ZA 維尼
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18.勾引我男人嗎,我不過是把你當做發春的老母狗罷了。8964 copyright protection943PENANAgu2jYcNqBv 維尼
947Please respect copyright.PENANA9Xvx2Tlj4s
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19.看你走個路都昂首挺胸的,怕別人不知道你是飛機場嗎。8964 copyright protection943PENANATzLn3GfCtR 維尼
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20.整天跟這個關係好,那個關係好,到頭來不過你在別人眼裡算什麼呢。8964 copyright protection943PENANAhY4s3LlzSg 維尼
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21.一個女孩,好好穿個正規長度的裙子或者褲子上衣,合理的弄些首飾來修飾自己,說話辦事文文氣氣的,淑女點不好麼?!8964 copyright protection943PENANAxVbgQyv2VH 維尼
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22.我臉上的痘要是和你腦袋上的頭髮一樣少,就心滿意足了!8964 copyright protection943PENANA0PrmhgSVYe 維尼
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23.誰說豬的腦子最蠢?我說豬的腦子最聰明,吃飽了就睡,什麼也不用想,養得肥肥胖胖的,只能說豬的腦子保養的好,你的腦子也是保養的最好的。——罵人不帶髒字的話8964 copyright protection943PENANABqih1AQwBV 維尼
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24.你能講文明,講素質的時候,我想是我再次投胎做人的時候。8964 copyright protection943PENANAKcspDtzxoi 維尼
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25.跟你能好好說話,但不能說好話。8964 copyright protection943PENANA4WmqfUG2BG 維尼
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26.照個相還掘個嘴,鼓個腮幫子,要不就握個拳頭弄臉旁邊,你要打誰啊,還是你腦血栓啊,半身不遂啊。8964 copyright protection943PENANAMA0vBE5avu 維尼
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27.既然知道生活很頹廢,為什麼還要繼續這樣頹廢的生活呢?8964 copyright protection943PENANAYeEAP5v2w1 維尼
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28.如果你的醜陋可以發電的話,全世界的核電廠都可以停擺。8964 copyright protection943PENANAccmU9NA9UZ 維尼
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29.天下之大,大不過你缺的那塊心眼。8964 copyright protection943PENANADRKgLFR427 維尼
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30.我可沒說你不要臉,我是說不要臉的都是你這樣的。8964 copyright protection943PENANAWy3mnYMuVJ 維尼
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31.你打扮成這樣,是對這個世界有什麼不滿麼?8964 copyright protection943PENANAG4hij73o5x 維尼
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32.曾以為你是那崖畔的一枝花,後來才知道,不過是人海一粒渣。8964 copyright protection943PENANAJcH8APlWRs 維尼
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33.喲...你這是剛被雷過啊,還是準備去雷人啊。8964 copyright protection943PENANAgxjl61FPvA 維尼
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34.作為失敗的典型,你真的是太成功了。8964 copyright protection943PENANARwiAuYrOxq 維尼
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35.我忘了世界還有一種人——火星人,你從那來的吧?8964 copyright protection943PENANAEC4qZUAGoZ 維尼
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36. 2B形容你,人家鉛筆不樂意!8964 copyright protection943PENANAJJZUVVBXr1 維尼
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37.你可以吃一點化妝品啊,這樣你的心搞不好會變漂亮喔。8964 copyright protection943PENANAVh9Wv31st5 維尼
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38.祝你今天過得像你的人品一樣好。8964 copyright protection943PENANAfiSSJQovuy 維尼
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39.趁好看的時候多照照鏡子,畢竟這個錯覺不是常有的。8964 copyright protection943PENANA42zN18Q0n3 維尼
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40.你的智商一出生就跟著你的臍帶被剪掉了嗎?8964 copyright protection943PENANA50I2WJ5csO 維尼
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結語 8964 copyright protection943PENANA0pkeKNpFpe 維尼
雖然俗話說和氣生財,但遇到那些視力不好的髒東西撞上時,還是要拿出態度保護自己,不過記得發洩完還是得好好生活、開開心心最重要!8964 copyright protection943PENANA7dYsjoIfbj 維尼
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