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No Plagiarism!jUh6fAgyOJXhUdHib6m1posted on PENANA 1.你真漂亮,跟個基因突變似的8964 copyright protection942PENANAjBBppVzsEn 維尼
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2.你叫我姐姐,可是我媽就生了我一個人類啊8964 copyright protection942PENANAGLeCysjOo2 維尼
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3.「你媽就是你媽,她媽就是她媽,你她媽是什麼意思啊!」8964 copyright protection942PENANAcQKdtVlCDO 維尼
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4.「你要不要將臉皮捐出來,都能做一雙皮鞋了!」8964 copyright protection942PENANALbhGKaWpcW 維尼
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5.你知道你什麼顏色嗎?你是垃圾8964 copyright protection942PENANAQoKgRw8Fib 維尼
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6.你就像根苦瓜,穿得這麼清涼,長得這麼敗火。8964 copyright protection942PENANAsvr3nE1zPA 維尼
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7.你別和我說話,因為我聽不懂,在別人的眼中看來,我和一條豬在吵架是一件很愚蠢的事。8964 copyright protection942PENANAZ2bVQgQ5OY 維尼
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8.對你,我實在想不出有什麼語言和不同人類的你溝通!8964 copyright protection942PENANAaugtMZXGGX 維尼
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9.整天滿身的劣質香水味還往男人身邊湊,誰多看你一眼了嗎?8964 copyright protection942PENANAtSqcMibOxW 維尼
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10.長得真有創意,活得真有勇氣!8964 copyright protection942PENANAUnbRIMXbiE 維尼
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11.你活著浪費空氣,死了浪費土地,半死不活浪費人民幣!8964 copyright protection942PENANAeWboLhTPfl 維尼
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12.當你拿起鏡子,看著自己...你以為是多餘的,其實吧……你還真是多餘的。8964 copyright protection942PENANAi5c0pVjUtK 維尼
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13.罵人別人臉皮厚就說蚊子應該很難訂到你吧蚊子奮鬥了一晚上都沒勁了。8964 copyright protection942PENANAEgGzMarFn9 維尼
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14.如果你能主動讓科學家研究,這樣對世界了解外星生物的事業作出了很大的貢獻!8964 copyright protection942PENANAJpcJQ6e5Z8 維尼
946Please respect copyright.PENANAeobAQ2qwIC
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15.我就不明白繩子太長就會打結,而你的舌頭卻不能?8964 copyright protection942PENANAbUCCNEgeiE 維尼
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16.你說,我青春期起痘痘,你更年期羨慕是嗎?8964 copyright protection942PENANAkWmKqvP4bN 維尼
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17.沒有豬的形象,但是你有豬的氣質。8964 copyright protection942PENANA5h4w1ikM6T 維尼
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18.勾引我男人嗎,我不過是把你當做發春的老母狗罷了。8964 copyright protection942PENANAOZzyNbFZQm 維尼
946Please respect copyright.PENANARVESq99lhF
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19.看你走個路都昂首挺胸的,怕別人不知道你是飛機場嗎。8964 copyright protection942PENANA2DPxe0mnSC 維尼
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20.整天跟這個關係好,那個關係好,到頭來不過你在別人眼裡算什麼呢。8964 copyright protection942PENANAMNXa4CtTUZ 維尼
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21.一個女孩,好好穿個正規長度的裙子或者褲子上衣,合理的弄些首飾來修飾自己,說話辦事文文氣氣的,淑女點不好麼?!8964 copyright protection942PENANAZvFTE5crs2 維尼
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22.我臉上的痘要是和你腦袋上的頭髮一樣少,就心滿意足了!8964 copyright protection942PENANAIYycvdjjUq 維尼
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23.誰說豬的腦子最蠢?我說豬的腦子最聰明,吃飽了就睡,什麼也不用想,養得肥肥胖胖的,只能說豬的腦子保養的好,你的腦子也是保養的最好的。——罵人不帶髒字的話8964 copyright protection942PENANA6fnHVYAvZu 維尼
946Please respect copyright.PENANAPJNgMzdshz
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24.你能講文明,講素質的時候,我想是我再次投胎做人的時候。8964 copyright protection942PENANA1WRP1sZN5e 維尼
946Please respect copyright.PENANAgaMaFYC2k3
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25.跟你能好好說話,但不能說好話。8964 copyright protection942PENANAGV3fpfapz1 維尼
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26.照個相還掘個嘴,鼓個腮幫子,要不就握個拳頭弄臉旁邊,你要打誰啊,還是你腦血栓啊,半身不遂啊。8964 copyright protection942PENANAlIS7FD61YH 維尼
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27.既然知道生活很頹廢,為什麼還要繼續這樣頹廢的生活呢?8964 copyright protection942PENANAGyDoS9mS2u 維尼
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28.如果你的醜陋可以發電的話,全世界的核電廠都可以停擺。8964 copyright protection942PENANArLn9Z5o67i 維尼
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29.天下之大,大不過你缺的那塊心眼。8964 copyright protection942PENANAuLY8Hxf919 維尼
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30.我可沒說你不要臉,我是說不要臉的都是你這樣的。8964 copyright protection942PENANAQIqVh5l4DW 維尼
946Please respect copyright.PENANAtxmaDagX9w
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31.你打扮成這樣,是對這個世界有什麼不滿麼?8964 copyright protection942PENANAgEr5UYWJyd 維尼
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32.曾以為你是那崖畔的一枝花,後來才知道,不過是人海一粒渣。8964 copyright protection942PENANAIMsXkvWAOc 維尼
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33.喲...你這是剛被雷過啊,還是準備去雷人啊。8964 copyright protection942PENANAcsdMkgsT6b 維尼
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34.作為失敗的典型,你真的是太成功了。8964 copyright protection942PENANAoAxO5RPgIM 維尼
946Please respect copyright.PENANASywIt0MYaM
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35.我忘了世界還有一種人——火星人,你從那來的吧?8964 copyright protection942PENANAErtlx1stUb 維尼
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36. 2B形容你,人家鉛筆不樂意!8964 copyright protection942PENANAsO9vzx1OfN 維尼
946Please respect copyright.PENANAJqaZw4DvYv
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37.你可以吃一點化妝品啊,這樣你的心搞不好會變漂亮喔。8964 copyright protection942PENANADHz113o7zV 維尼
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38.祝你今天過得像你的人品一樣好。8964 copyright protection942PENANAqsiUAO0Cn3 維尼
946Please respect copyright.PENANASGkpuUO0qp
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39.趁好看的時候多照照鏡子,畢竟這個錯覺不是常有的。8964 copyright protection942PENANA9onBrC5B9M 維尼
946Please respect copyright.PENANAKrn0HnG3pu
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40.你的智商一出生就跟著你的臍帶被剪掉了嗎?8964 copyright protection942PENANAcA1UYJBOIF 維尼
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第1句和第2句,由素淺提供,第3句和第4句,由是淺沫呀提供,非常感謝二位8964 copyright protection942PENANA2oBSvRXHtn 維尼
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結語 8964 copyright protection942PENANAKFhDNUvYYX 維尼
雖然俗話說和氣生財,但遇到那些視力不好的髒東西撞上時,還是要拿出態度保護自己,不過記得發洩完還是得好好生活、開開心心最重要!8964 copyright protection942PENANAJMg2C7xnRP 維尼
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