本人今年三十歲,係一個從來未屌過閪嘅處男。114Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6XrfKX5Gs
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請各位唔好誤會,我並非一個溝唔到女嘅死毒撚,亦都唔係不舉。114Please respect copyright.PENANAauTdmzDbaO
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相反,本人嘅性功能十分正常,碌嘢有成七吋長,扯起旗上嚟又粗又硬,直頭可以媲美黑人。114Please respect copyright.PENANAOo7dJ1x4jS
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另外,我更加唔係又窮又樣衰嘅死毒撚。114Please respect copyright.PENANAookV50md7z
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我老豆老母臨死嗰陣留左十億、八億,同埋十幾座物業俾我,基本上我每個月淨係收租都大把錢洗。114Please respect copyright.PENANApHLhHFc3oW
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除左有錢之外,我外形都相當出眾,身高一米八,生得就似後生嘅陳冠希咁靚仔。114Please respect copyright.PENANA7OrhOom4C7
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平時求其揸架「細牛」落老蘭,都已經引到大把女埋身。114Please respect copyright.PENANAQuR6dcPTRX
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既然我講到自己咁把炮,點解會屌唔到閪?114Please respect copyright.PENANA3SBLYLsUF8
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因為呢度「屌唔到」嘅意思,其實係講緊生理上,下體無法進入女方陰道。114Please respect copyright.PENANAagGNitj3jh
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每一次我同啲女上床,碌嘢準備插入去陰道嗰下,就會突然出現一道無形嘅斥力,將我碌嘢反彈開。114Please respect copyright.PENANAoFnGkAayDO
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無論我點樣試、點樣做,都無法衝破嗰股神秘嘅阻力,甚至有時越想夾硬隊入去,反彈力會越強,勁到可以將我成個人彈走到成米咁遠。114Please respect copyright.PENANAx2oLZxbnMg
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我朋友Samuel戲稱呢道神秘嘅無形斥力,為「貞操力場」。114Please respect copyright.PENANA97HXarLjql
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顧名思義,即係保住貞操嘅一道力場。114Please respect copyright.PENANAVtOPBxF9fd
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問題係,男人老狗留住隻「豬」有鬼用咩!?114Please respect copyright.PENANAmE8UA7KhvA
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為左解構同解決呢道力場,我高薪聘請過一班科學家專門嚟研究。114Please respect copyright.PENANAOLXQohbRVo
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最後佢地研究左好耐,始終分析唔到呢個現象因何而生。114Please respect copyright.PENANAjsxgT779fe
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既然科學解釋唔到,咁我就去揾降頭師、法師、道士嗰啲幫手。114Please respect copyright.PENANAyLybpSMhhE
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其中有話我中左降頭、又有話我中毒咒,結果到我俾錢佢地起壇作法,先發現原來全部都係無料到。114Please respect copyright.PENANACNybSkUWaZ
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本來以我咁優秀出眾嘅條件,做「百人斬」應該係無問題,而事實上,過去我係有同過唔少女人上床。114Please respect copyright.PENANAH4w048YOQY
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只不過淨係玩過口交、腳交,屌過波嚹、大髀嚹,偏偏就無入過陰道口嗰條嚹。114Please respect copyright.PENANAdBv2oI11ES
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所以理論上我依然係一個青頭仔。114Please respect copyright.PENANA9VyAJe0qoz
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一個三十歲嘅青頭仔。