本人今年三十歲,係一個從來未屌過閪嘅處男。119Please respect copyright.PENANAkYXFz3wHNB
119Please respect copyright.PENANAmgM4jT8Qkl
請各位唔好誤會,我並非一個溝唔到女嘅死毒撚,亦都唔係不舉。119Please respect copyright.PENANAb8XEjVlMG2
119Please respect copyright.PENANAYQqGaVKoif
相反,本人嘅性功能十分正常,碌嘢有成七吋長,扯起旗上嚟又粗又硬,直頭可以媲美黑人。119Please respect copyright.PENANAtKxpxaZvhO
119Please respect copyright.PENANAAM2eqdqk6s
另外,我更加唔係又窮又樣衰嘅死毒撚。119Please respect copyright.PENANAtYDzX26h0h
119Please respect copyright.PENANA1XqebyDvZj
我老豆老母臨死嗰陣留左十億、八億,同埋十幾座物業俾我,基本上我每個月淨係收租都大把錢洗。119Please respect copyright.PENANAPQl6ZgZxHp
119Please respect copyright.PENANAKaUvJXmYhO
除左有錢之外,我外形都相當出眾,身高一米八,生得就似後生嘅陳冠希咁靚仔。119Please respect copyright.PENANAxoSmvLsRgn
119Please respect copyright.PENANAUG2Pvc9dWK
平時求其揸架「細牛」落老蘭,都已經引到大把女埋身。119Please respect copyright.PENANAYmg0cl2F6N
119Please respect copyright.PENANAwr9cdm8G0J
既然我講到自己咁把炮,點解會屌唔到閪?119Please respect copyright.PENANAC73xwIacWu
119Please respect copyright.PENANARoevzCfwQa
因為呢度「屌唔到」嘅意思,其實係講緊生理上,下體無法進入女方陰道。119Please respect copyright.PENANAkRLSHdTM4F
119Please respect copyright.PENANA1TzlWUEJoW
每一次我同啲女上床,碌嘢準備插入去陰道嗰下,就會突然出現一道無形嘅斥力,將我碌嘢反彈開。119Please respect copyright.PENANATFJ1yhk4CF
119Please respect copyright.PENANA4CMSqIgsqY
無論我點樣試、點樣做,都無法衝破嗰股神秘嘅阻力,甚至有時越想夾硬隊入去,反彈力會越強,勁到可以將我成個人彈走到成米咁遠。119Please respect copyright.PENANABRL5v8wWHV
119Please respect copyright.PENANA4mc68Cw80K
我朋友Samuel戲稱呢道神秘嘅無形斥力,為「貞操力場」。119Please respect copyright.PENANAxnSLANkf4V
119Please respect copyright.PENANAAE8uXC15pb
顧名思義,即係保住貞操嘅一道力場。119Please respect copyright.PENANAPhMvwhAtwn
119Please respect copyright.PENANA9kzoAhdCXB
問題係,男人老狗留住隻「豬」有鬼用咩!?119Please respect copyright.PENANAsH5aRrud6V
119Please respect copyright.PENANA8SkVty5CsF
為左解構同解決呢道力場,我高薪聘請過一班科學家專門嚟研究。119Please respect copyright.PENANAikSs2EpkAY
119Please respect copyright.PENANANA3VrpGHIz
最後佢地研究左好耐,始終分析唔到呢個現象因何而生。119Please respect copyright.PENANAD1pMo1kjd6
119Please respect copyright.PENANAnIROAnavfU
既然科學解釋唔到,咁我就去揾降頭師、法師、道士嗰啲幫手。119Please respect copyright.PENANAswNXUquTZV
119Please respect copyright.PENANAgirz7q463P
其中有話我中左降頭、又有話我中毒咒,結果到我俾錢佢地起壇作法,先發現原來全部都係無料到。119Please respect copyright.PENANAyKKKso9bg3
119Please respect copyright.PENANAYsAewHjCPE
本來以我咁優秀出眾嘅條件,做「百人斬」應該係無問題,而事實上,過去我係有同過唔少女人上床。119Please respect copyright.PENANAGU0wqOTHAP
119Please respect copyright.PENANATzAqB05Qq2
只不過淨係玩過口交、腳交,屌過波嚹、大髀嚹,偏偏就無入過陰道口嗰條嚹。119Please respect copyright.PENANAtXcpPWql7T
119Please respect copyright.PENANAGR4Sn4XmYm
所以理論上我依然係一個青頭仔。119Please respect copyright.PENANAwoQfFq1xQk
119Please respect copyright.PENANAicXE5auNG5
一個三十歲嘅青頭仔。