Lily走左之後,過左一陣,我個friend Samuel打電話過嚟。107Please respect copyright.PENANAr6KiiYTof8
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「傑傑!」107Please respect copyright.PENANAuIKExbiYQX
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「點呀Samuel,咁夜打嚟有咩貴幹?」107Please respect copyright.PENANAiaYjH8PtlG
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「後日有個叫慧真大師嘅得道高僧,從台灣嚟香港,聽人講佢功力深厚,法力無邊,話唔定可以破除你嘅『貞操力場』。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAXwaTb0gPQG
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「高僧定神棍呀?咪又老點我喎。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAfX0fWgjQOE
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「今次我check得好清楚,個高人堅係猛料!你後日一於跟我去寶蓮寺,去會一會佢!」107Please respect copyright.PENANAyn5cPw65JI
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之前見識過唔少神棍,因此我對呢啲所謂「高人」好有保留。107Please respect copyright.PENANAWMvZ7AdXgM
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「Er…等我諗諗先…」107Please respect copyright.PENANA00Uuv6QOmC
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「唔好諗啦,呢個慧真大師唔係咁易出山架,今次機會難逢,你係要去嘅話,我今晚就上大嶼山擔櫈仔排隊架啦。」Samuel話。107Please respect copyright.PENANAzeZQvHBrEL
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「下?排隊?洗唔洗呀?」107Please respect copyright.PENANA3GOnUknzwA
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「梗係要啦,好多人爭住去見架,有啲人一收到風,上個禮拜已經開始排緊。」107Please respect copyright.PENANA9tqnO3b8fK
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就咁聽落,呢個嚟自台灣嘅高僧似乎有啲料到。107Please respect copyright.PENANAuEKmwFYnGX
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諗左一陣,最後我應承對方,後日去見一見個高僧。107Please respect copyright.PENANAmEvqSh04dT
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「好!一於就咁話啦,後日我地大嶼山寶蓮寺見,記得唔好放飛機!」107Please respect copyright.PENANA0HnRl945rR
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「得啦得啦,係咁啦bye bye。」講完我就收佢線。107Please respect copyright.PENANAzQI5IZh5SY
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多年嚟,Samuel一路致力揾辦法破解我道「貞操力場」。107Please respect copyright.PENANAfHMUSKbVrb
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佢之所以咁上心,係因為佢鍾意我。107Please respect copyright.PENANAyuDpsGlS8m
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佢係第一個發現我嗰道「貞操力場」嘅人。107Please respect copyright.PENANA2xNMHVzNZd
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當年Form 6考完公開試,我地一大班同學去大阪畢業旅行,嗰陣我同佢住喺同一間酒店房。107Please respect copyright.PENANARbirTDu8tj
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有一晚大家飲到醉醉地,返到酒店房,Samuel突然向我表白。107Please respect copyright.PENANAuQtTyvN2MP
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一路以嚟其實我都知佢係gay,而佢亦從來都無掩飾過呢樣嘢,我只係估唔到條友居然暗戀我。107Please respect copyright.PENANA7ROWK5i6gp
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表完白都不得止,條友仲借醉行兇,騎上嚟想奪我貞操。107Please respect copyright.PENANATlmOEfZysY
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嗰陣我wing wing地,成個人迷迷糊糊,未有即時意識到發生緊咩事。107Please respect copyright.PENANAuYR30wNkvc
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直至到佢揸住我條jer,企圖塞入去佢個屎忽窿度,嗰下我先當堂醒曬,但已經想縮都縮唔切。107Please respect copyright.PENANAf1XL9ADs4w
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好在喺千鈞一髮之間,有嗰一道「貞操力場」擋住左,否則我呢個直仔差啲就屌左男人屎忽。107Please respect copyright.PENANA2XYY5RYUjY
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亦即係話,嗰道力場不單止阻止我屌閪,仲會阻止我屌屎忽,不論係男人嘅屎忽,定抑或係女人屎忽。107Please respect copyright.PENANAR8CvOVEfuf
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(至於可唔可以阻擋人屌我屎忽,呢樣就無驗證過,同埋都無乜興趣去驗證。)107Please respect copyright.PENANAHeLZCePyQG
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我以為Samuel知道我唔鐘意男人後,好快就會死心,殊不知,直到今時今日都繼續冤住我,真係完全無佢符...