呢日陽光燦爛,天氣晴朗。108Please respect copyright.PENANARWe9YStgff
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神咁早我起身刷牙洗臉,跟住由淺水灣揸車嚟到大嶼山。108Please respect copyright.PENANAGJHYtOzRSW
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之前Samuel話好多人爭崩頭,爭住嚟見個台灣高僧,本身我係唔信,點知嚟到現場,見場面好似嘉年華咁墟冚,先知原來條友無吹水。108Please respect copyright.PENANAb8WRrbqazI
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成間禪寺塞滿人,打曬蛇餅,條隊排到去禪寺牌樓出面。108Please respect copyright.PENANANGY3DUgVxb
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到處人山人海,我搵極都搵唔到Samuel,好在對方咁啱打電話過嚟揾我。108Please respect copyright.PENANADu3PSHovoU
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佢形容左一下自己身處嘅位置,我按住佢嘅指示,過去搵佢。108Please respect copyright.PENANAXoHhqjWSFC
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「傑傑!呢度呀!」108Please respect copyright.PENANAOZjkcewkE9
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行到去大雄寶殿前附近嘅空地,見到Samuel向我揮手。108Please respect copyright.PENANAJN6DnLN6Ts
108Please respect copyright.PENANAP8bbWaen6M
條友孭住一個大背囊,搭埋帳篷,十足十人地去行山露營咁。108Please respect copyright.PENANAnUNsmhwhQJ
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「咁晏架,差啲以為你訓過龍唔知醒。」108Please respect copyright.PENANArGtKUlVHsb
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「依家先十點渣喎,都唔算晏啦。」我望一望錶回答。108Please respect copyright.PENANAdUzvAFD1Ww
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之後我問佢:「話時話,你條友真係從前日開始排?」108Please respect copyright.PENANAKr79RoOhuM
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「係呀,我拎埋帳篷、gas爐、睡袋、電筒通宵嚟排架。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAMcopYL9WcA
108Please respect copyright.PENANAKE6cJR6qHu
「你咁早嚟排隊都排到咁後?」108Please respect copyright.PENANAGS0YJ4om7p
108Please respect copyright.PENANAt2urSqMbbm
「都話左個大師好有料,所以咪咁多人爭住排隊嚟見佢。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAmKaJkPVcfS
108Please respect copyright.PENANALfvSj7l92S
「真係咁把炮?」我半信半疑。108Please respect copyright.PENANACM3kB5WCcr
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「嗯嗯,不過啱先主辦方話見面時間,淨係去到下晝兩點,家下都十點幾,前面條隊仲係咁長,我驚會排唔到我地,可能隨時截龍都未定。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAcHPvcFISTs
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Samuel呢頭講完,嗰頭就有兩個和尚埋嚟截龍。108Please respect copyright.PENANANyJOd8Vf9q
108Please respect copyright.PENANAKXpBPCuk5X
好彩,啱啱好截到排喺我地後面嘅人。108Please respect copyright.PENANAytxELiHzN3
108Please respect copyright.PENANApeeYm1FmUJ
「下?唔係呀嘛?」「我好早嚟排架喎!咁都唔俾入?」「係囉!有無搞錯!」108Please respect copyright.PENANAgnH7UtAQQr
108Please respect copyright.PENANADQ4XxCA4Iz
排唔到入去嘅人非常鼓譟。108Please respect copyright.PENANAalZETm6z4x
108Please respect copyright.PENANAoS7KJTZHrm
Samuel則感到慶幸:「好彩我識得早啲嚟排隊,如果唔係就無機會見到大師,我係咪好醒目呀?」108Please respect copyright.PENANAPSlfgDzlto
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「Er...係呀,叻啦叻啦。」我隨口附和幾句。108Please respect copyright.PENANAncqHb2fBRo
108Please respect copyright.PENANAusL5sj0QMW
排喺我地前面條隊好長,目測至少有百幾人,都唔知要等幾耐先輪得到。108Please respect copyright.PENANAGzOPyl0kfr
108Please respect copyright.PENANAQ100TNlmPd
附近燒香嗰啲煙周不時攻埋嚟,再加上天時暑熱,隔籬又無遮無掩,齋企喺度都覺辛苦。108Please respect copyright.PENANArMjJGD5Snh
108Please respect copyright.PENANA5zbVzHRjws
「傑傑,你額頭流曬汗,不如我幫抹下?」Samuel拎紙巾想幫我抹汗。108Please respect copyright.PENANAuk5kPVNVTF
108Please respect copyright.PENANAIvRHmAirFL
「唔洗咁勞煩,我自己嚟得啦。」我拎過對方手上嘅紙巾,印一印額頭上嘅汗水。108Please respect copyright.PENANA9UPj2kA679
108Please respect copyright.PENANAsJuC2LJKCE
排左二十分鐘左右,我開始有啲不耐煩:「點解條隊好似無郁過咁嘅?有無Fast Pass直接入去唔洗等呀?」108Please respect copyright.PENANAd1ZpbgS2Aj
108Please respect copyright.PENANA8K8BBlP3Vr
「你當呢度係迪士尼咩,俾啲耐性啦。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAx39Kx8hbJ3
108Please respect copyright.PENANATaWpgqsp8b
「咁大約仲要等幾耐?」我問。108Please respect copyright.PENANAO72AHc8fHR
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「我諗等多一個鐘就輪到架啦。」佢答。108Please respect copyright.PENANAn5DIIgom24
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結果,我地一等就等左三個幾鐘。
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等到頸都長,終於入到去。108Please respect copyright.PENANAuqRmjvuHac
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大殿之內莊嚴堂皇,令人不禁肅然起敬。108Please respect copyright.PENANAtaRApDjjsi
108Please respect copyright.PENANAzf0Ts9RUOi
一個身穿和尚袍嘅中年大叔,帶我地嚟到慧真大師面前。108Please respect copyright.PENANALQUfPPKO3z
108Please respect copyright.PENANAarjrG4JBzJ
大師就坐喺大殿中央,雙目閉合,雙腿盤坐於蒲團之上,背後有三尊金色佛像。108Please respect copyright.PENANAiWybjKoMkV
108Please respect copyright.PENANAwWU9rPQNuB
佢年紀睇落七八十歲,臉上佈滿皺紋,下巴留左執好長嘅羊咩鬚。108Please respect copyright.PENANAuqLSGepD7j
108Please respect copyright.PENANA2ohvAGac9L
「你地有咩難題需要慧真大師指點迷津,請不妨直說。」帶路嘅中年和尚對我地講。108Please respect copyright.PENANAUYvXFLhcAc
108Please respect copyright.PENANAfsmW6hrWo9
我乾咳兩聲,清一清喉嚨,然後一口氣將自己人生最大嘅煩惱,講出嚟俾大師聽。108Please respect copyright.PENANAhSVyuYlb2C
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聽完我嘅故事,對方無任何反應,亦無任何動靜。108Please respect copyright.PENANAXjb1HTlyET
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「大師,請問我咁嘅情況,係咪因為中左詛咒?係嘅話你有無辦法幫我解決?」我追問。108Please respect copyright.PENANAaWtckLVXPw
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對方依然粒聲唔出,都唔知有無聽到我講嘢。108Please respect copyright.PENANAklTVjKaMrf
108Please respect copyright.PENANAkDHk75gjpl
「條友係咪訓q左,都無反應嘅?」我細細聲問Samuel。108Please respect copyright.PENANAKyjmp2cGwu
108Please respect copyright.PENANA9P3kGkIunv
「我諗你最好將頭先講嘅嘢,用國語翻譯一次。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAu5nlgpZpWY
108Please respect copyright.PENANAQNYFeBS8PT
係啵!對方係從台灣嚟,咁我應該講國語先啱。108Please respect copyright.PENANAjcVsXlldUJ
108Please respect copyright.PENANA3XZjYLv4DF
就正當我要開口,想用國語重新講一次之際,突然耳邊聽到一把低沉嘅國語男聲。108Please respect copyright.PENANAV1RBEuQvKQ
108Please respect copyright.PENANAwvqIoAQkJQ
「你之所以一直無法跟女子交合,並非因為中了詛咒,而是涉及到你上輩子許下的一個承諾。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAefXtRgGNUv
108Please respect copyright.PENANAWVW2xCJj7T
Samuel即刻望過嚟,似乎佢都聽到呢把聲。108Please respect copyright.PENANAkmtvjasKrP
108Please respect copyright.PENANASowl5auebi
我同佢都嚇左跳,因為在場連埋個中年和尚一共四個人,無一個人開口講緊嘢。108Please respect copyright.PENANAGzZu0EGoUq
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咁啲聲喺邊度傳嚟...108Please respect copyright.PENANAlkPVre1u0s
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「不用驚訝,我是你們眼前的慧真大師,我正在使用傳心之術跟你們對話。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAPiOQ49UAjZ
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嘩!108Please respect copyright.PENANAo6wZKr3NwK
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呢下有啲意想不到,眼前呢個高僧居然識得隔空傳話!108Please respect copyright.PENANAcJV86zCCDg
108Please respect copyright.PENANA80FA9N0Eie
照咁睇佢唔似係啲呃神騙鬼嘅神棍,睇嚟堅係有料到。108Please respect copyright.PENANAoM3Fju4Vsg
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「大師,你頭先講嘅嘢係咩意思?我唔係好明白,可唔可以解釋一下?」我心急追問。
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慧真大師氣定神閒,用傳心術耐心解答我嘅疑問:108Please respect copyright.PENANAepQ1xtC5lO
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「上輩子的你曾在愛人面前許下誓言,如果有下一輩子的話,你也只會和她在一起,也只愛她一個人,而且絕不會碰其他女人,而這個誓言延續到了今生,導致了你無法和別的女人交合。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAuwxy7tiaj2
108Please respect copyright.PENANARhk7qnAUeM
我一邊聽一邊搲頭:「你意思係上一世我發左個誓,令到我呢世淨係可以同一條女一齊,仲唔可以搞第二啲女人?」108Please respect copyright.PENANAFlwsneQKIY
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「沒錯。」108Please respect copyright.PENANA0v6hTMEnBn
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「咁…咁點解會有嗰道貞操力場嘅出現?」108Please respect copyright.PENANAwNjUBGc7MR
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「你所說的那一股無形力量,是為了防止你破壞誓言而存在的。」108Please respect copyright.PENANARqUtkpTPGC
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「下?咁都得?」108Please respect copyright.PENANA0cYntals3k
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「如果我沒錯的話,這應該是你的一段宿世姻緣,命運安排了你這輩子,只能和那個命定的女人在一起。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAdd7xcXpUIN
108Please respect copyright.PENANAcirkkUZBkS
「咁嗰個女人係咩人嚟架?點解佢仲未出現嘅?如果佢一直都唔出現,咁我咪成世要做青頭仔?」我一口氣再追問。108Please respect copyright.PENANATOmHyFdiiZ
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慧真大師無即時回應,沉默左一分鐘後,好簡短咁回答左幾隻字:「她會出現的。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAWaaQ9Skjxe
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「咁係幾時?同埋條女個樣係點架…」108Please respect copyright.PENANAxvhcHWYVwY
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「唔好意思,時間已經到,今日嘅見面會要到此為止。」個中年和尚突然打斷我嘅反言,並請我地離開。108Please respect copyright.PENANAyWZro3KeO0
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「但係我未問完嘢...」108Please respect copyright.PENANAQbD6h9SMNo
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「對唔住,我地呢個見面會嘅時間,規定左係下晝兩點完,依家已經夠鐘。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAzN8SNisdit
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「咁可唔可以加鐘?我仲有問題想問大師。」我請求延長見面時間。108Please respect copyright.PENANAk5uvTMXmmq
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個中年和尚卻堅決拒絕:「首先,我地今次個見面會係免費嘅,大師同你地係因緣而會,第二就係時間已經到,大師亦都要休息,所以麻煩請兩位離開。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAWKA3QNXwXl
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講完,對方就叫保安入嚟,請我地出去。108Please respect copyright.PENANAzHaGkVL5Oc
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咁嘅情況之下,我同Samuel只能乖乖離開大殿。108Please respect copyright.PENANAXduiOLpJfF
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等左三個幾鐘,見面見得連十分鐘都無。108Please respect copyright.PENANAJzdpSsYgyv
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好在叫做有收穫,至少我終於知道自己一直屌唔到閪嘅原因。