Summary: Lindsey Gratthon, a lone-wolf spy was walking in the streets, masked and heard a legend about Cookie Land. And to retrieve the beautiful golden cookie of eternal happiness, Lindsey have to accept the long journey to retrieve that cookie. And of course, she loves cookies and a total comedian to this awesome story— EVER.
Lindsey was walking in the streets, masked with a gigantic bandana and a hood jacket. She shoved her fists into the pockets of the jacket because of the cold in London.
While she was walking pass the 'auntie road'— the road that could be mostly seen middled age aunts and their busybody personality when they meet their busybody- mates, she heard something that was involving a word 'golden cookie' while passing by.
She walked passed over that road as she heard that, and she walked backwards like a moonwalk performed by Michael Jackson without the pose of course. She slammed her back at the wall, leaning forwards to listen what's going on in the busybody town land 'thingy magicy'.
"—you ever heard of the erm, what's that called, errrr...... AH YEAS! The Cookie Land! It's— a thing, I mean a land filled with cookies and there's this golden cookie! And this little golden cookie can grant you eternal happiness and even some people who had gone there totally loves cookies and they are— rich! And I heard that it is at the west direction— I dunno but that's what they told me."
Lindsey scratched her head, thinking about cookies and that greed for being happy. But without any thoughts about how to get there, she ran back to her apartment and scrambled through her drawers and behind her pillows. She managed to find a big backpack and tossed some ropes, gloves, cheap rations (she's not that rich to get fancy ones), a water filter attached to a 2L bottle, torchlight filled with charged batteries that has many purposes in there too, two big and clean storage boxes to bring back the cookies and a portable tent and a lantern and also a sleeping bag.
She also took a compass and went out, running in the west direction. Thinking about all the cookies she can get, she might as well turn fat! But she didn't care, she kept running out of the city to the grasslands, the grasslands suddenly turned white as she was at the desert, she moaned, groaned as she had never felt like a 'side job' would be so much of a pain in the ass (literally).
Lindsey thought about traveling in her pair of skinny and weird stick-looking legs, she knew that there was one and the only thing she'd be afraid about is to be urinating or shitting in the middle of a desert. What if a scorpion or someone nearby who COINCIDENTLY was near her saw her doing that, or what stench of it will turn out, she freaked out and ended shitting in a hole she dug, holding a magazine that some old lady gave her before she left the town of London.
After walking pass the small desert (she was nearly killed because she accidentally stepped on a few baby scorpions outside of the tent and the mother of the scorpions had chased her probably about a half a mile before she realised that it was gone long before that left her a lot of bruises and made her trip on a cactus.), she met a gigantic mountain that was made out of pure limestone.
"I'm happy to be chased by a scorpion that made me barely alive and I could travel this fast." Lindsey smiled as she wrapped her hands with a pair of fingerless gloves. She pulled out a rope and some nails and started to hit them up and hike along the way.
After getting up on the mountain with a huge PANT and she saw the beautiful land of Cookie Land, but an obstacle was in front of her. A huge brown bear was stomping towards her, holding what seems like a HUGE rock and intending to throw it at her. And it did, it threw the rock so high up in the sky that you can wave your hands and don't really care that your pants fell down. Joking, she grabbed a tranquilizer gun and dodged the rock. Saying "YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, AMIGOS." And shot the tranquilizer to the bear's buttocks and pointed the gun upwards and blew the smoke off the gun with her lips, saying "BUTTSHOT."
After 'buttshotting' the brown bear, Alas, she saw the Cookie Land that was visible. The Cookie Land was filled with all kinds of cookies, there's also cookie animals and trees. Everything was made out of cookies that she kinda drooled for a while. She grabbed a landing grapple gun and shot the hook to the land, stiffening the rope to make it stable before she jumped towards Cookie Land. She jumped and landed in a pile of chocolate chipped cookies and gave a naughty grin. She stuffed the cookies into the containers and saw the golden cookie. She grabbed it and raised it up high like she won a golden medal. And ate it. Immediately, she was so happy that she woke up, in her apartment and seeing a pile of cookies beside her, to tell her that she was not dreaming.
She galloped down the bed and brushed her hair with a golden brush, she was rich and she even held a company called Cookie 4 Life that makes almost any kind of cookies you can even imagine. Business was well as she smiled in the mirror. And she lived happily ever after!
Well, she did eventually got fat and she is now weighing 75 kilograms with a gigantic belly. Well done, bro.
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