講返喺荃灣做緊傢俬學師一年, 就升左做補師, 加左$20一日, 基本上工作性質係無變嘅. 當時跟住個師傅華哥, 大我幾年, 講野有D痴脷根, 初頭都會聽唔明佢講咩. 佢無咩師傅格, 仲幾好人, 幾肯教野.268Please respect copyright.PENANA6kp3XJPBuO
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[第一次面對死亡]268Please respect copyright.PENANAQFq4EpWu0h
有一次做油漆野, 通常都會將要油嘅傢俬放喺對面街黎油, 因為無咩人行. 油完就如常放喺度等乾. 無幾耐就落雨, 因為D光油濕左就會發白, 要執好麻煩. 咁我就諗住走過對面街拎返D 野: 如果我走快一步, 或者架VAN仔行慢半秒, 我一定比架VAN仔撞到飛起. 因為我自己心急無睇車, 而架VAN仔就一定係超速.....我差少少比架VAN仔撞到, 好彩只係比佢擦過, D氣流整到我跌左喺地. 刹車聲就响到全條街都聽到....268Please respect copyright.PENANAEeI2PnEtjv
最後只係擦損左隻腳, 無其他傷痕, 我算好彩. 以後我過親馬路都好小心, 因為下次唔會咁好彩.268Please respect copyright.PENANA9n0xl03qNY
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[第一次睇霸王戲]268Please respect copyright.PENANAfUyIMWoC6P
因為做門面生意, 見好多人, 特別喺總有D人會走黎打躉. 當時隔離鋪有個四眼仔, 算大個D, 有少少背景, 好鍾意收左工就過黎我地鋪頭打牙較或者打牌. 有一次佢又過黎吹水, 問我睇左[龍年(Year of the Dragon) - 尊龍主演]未, 我話啱啱做, 未睇, 實買唔到飛 (當年新戲上影, 7點半同九點半基本上都要前一日買). 佢話: 得啦, 一齊去睇啦. 咁就跟左佢去左圖中的[龍華戲院(已改建)]. 去到戲院門口已經人山人海, 即場, 九點半同午夜場都爆滿. 正想問佢係咪買左飛, 見住佢行去同戲院帶位D人咬耳仔, 跟住揮手叫我過去, 再的埋我入場.......268Please respect copyright.PENANAThB35a2Vua
入到去其實係無位坐, 要企喺銀幕兩邊睇....頂, 好辛苦啫, 又唔係比唔起錢, 所以試過一次, 以後都唔鬼同佢提睇戲.268Please respect copyright.PENANAEBJB0UncHi
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[雜工]268Please respect copyright.PENANATtILZA32X3
當時除左師傅華, 我之外, 有請過雜工幫手做野. 唔知係老闆娘遇人不淑, 定係有所喜好, 個個雜工一定智力有D問題(無歧視成份, 佢真係請D智力唔係咁正常嘅)268Please respect copyright.PENANAQdeDgmeyT6
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第一個叫醉猫池, 晨早九點開工, 佢已經拎住枝[大力]隊緊. 我好少叫佢做野, 都係老闆娘叫, 我喺工場成日聽到老闆娘鬼殺咁嘈叫佢做呢樣做果樣....有一日, 佢咬住支煙油傢俬, 點知跌左火種落個衣櫃度, 即時起火. 佢仲喺度儍笑, 只得師傅攞滅火器去救火. 事後問佢做咩唔救火, 佢話D火燒得好好睇喎....!!!268Please respect copyright.PENANAEzJUTlfaSI
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又有一次, 因為鋪頭有飬狗仔, 老闆娘會買牛肝比狗仔食. 平時醉猫池見到D牛肝都會眼金金, 點知有一次就真係食鬼左狗仔D牛肝(因為隻狗仔一路吠佢), 我地笑足一日. 可能佢唔鍾意老闆娘成日話佢, 做左一段時間就轉左去第二度做.268Please respect copyright.PENANAWoi2VcIch7
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另一個唔記得叫咩野名, 黎見工果時話咩都識, 老闆娘就請左佢, 點知到做野就咩都唔識. 叫佢油傢俬, 佢連初步磨滑都唔好就上油, 我地習慣上第一層油係會開得比較稀D, 等D木材吸左油之後會起毛, 再用沙紙磨就會滑好多. 點知佢開桶油杰噠噠, 一劈咁油上去, 攪到唔均勻, 就滴眼淚咁(即係喺乾透過程中流緊落黎, 型成唔均勻的流水印). 跟住, 咪又老闆娘叫我去執.268Please respect copyright.PENANAY5I0kP6Iaw
好嘞, 佢又話識做木工, 老闆娘叫佢裝D平價樻, 即係兩邊上螺絲釘, 好薄果D樻, 基本上係無難度, 佢玩左一個上午, 裝完個樻, 但花鬼晒. 老闆娘成日叫我教佢做野, 次次同佢講點做, 佢就話得啦, 好易啫, 到做果時就做唔到, 或者做唔好, 話佢就話: 我係咁做喎, 無問題喎...!!!268Please respect copyright.PENANAwYccQgC4K7
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後期怕左佢, 剩係叫佢送貨, 點知仲大件事:268Please respect copyright.PENANAR89cVqFEZ9
1. 成日話D野重, 唔肯送唐樓單, 得返我去送268Please respect copyright.PENANAf15srCRd9w
2. 送完貨問客攞茶錢, 唔比就問候人老母268Please respect copyright.PENANAwXZFHkhOAP
3. 因為有D貨會送上去之後仲要組裝或者上油, 果時佢就扮晒師傅, 爭住做, 搏多D茶錢, 我就梗係唔比佢掂, 佢試過即場紥馬話要由佢做, 當然又係由我執手尾.....268Please respect copyright.PENANAA5LP6rYN11
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後尾我唔知佢點喎, 因為呢件極品表現得咁自我, 我同老闆娘嘈過幾次, 佢點都要留佢喺度做野, 覺得佢無問題喎(就算D客打黎投訴).....268Please respect copyright.PENANA6EIo6gWCGA
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講到咁, 咪由得間鋪去死囉.......係呀, 我又唔撈啦 (待續)268Please respect copyright.PENANAlzIkp03QtC
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