「小悠做咗啲咩令你覺得佢係小學雞？」阿妹突然認真問。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDl0paR6Nr
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「吓？佢郁啲就扭計同𨂽地。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbHk3Hs0OM
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「咁係咪只要佢唔扭計同唔𨂽地，你就唔會話佢係小學雞？」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqkGIDUkIf
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我反駁：「佢唔止呢兩樣！仲有好多嘢都幼稚到你唔信！」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmt6T6Pkpz
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阿妹好似嘆一口氣，然後喺飯枱上放咗一張A3紙同兩支marker筆。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPxq99Ob3j
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佢將marker筆遞俾我：「寫晒出嚟。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4DLTgTQQ7
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「…吓？」我愕然。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEmtNjMJ5W
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「我叫你寫晒小悠啲白痴行為出嚟。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxezu6WS2S
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小悠突然喺一旁叫囂：「你係咪寫唔出呀？好嘢，今次阿妹都幫我！」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThSLcQySDr
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「邊個話我寫唔出？！我驚一張A3紙唔夠寫咋！」我只係唔明，阿妹喺度玩咩。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FVm4aAO2T
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於是，我拉阿妹埋一邊問：「你咁認真做咩？求其敷衍吓小悠咪算囉…」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJ4LBwughn
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阿妹用咗一句頗為高深嘅說話回應：「面對白痴們所提出嘅問題，就要用白痴們信服嘅方法去解決。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAXW1mNyR8
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我懶係明咁點頭：「哦……咪住！點解要加個們字？！」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVBFogEVIg
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阿妹行返去飯枱嗰邊：「既然你地各執己見，咁拗落去會沒完沒了，所以我地就將嚟緊呢一日當係決勝關鍵。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZXt00ADY1
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「決勝關鍵？」我問完之後，小悠無啦啦對我扮鬼臉。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkErYRpYpA0
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我喺A3紙度寫低「扮鬼臉」三個字。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYXnOUHqN2
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阿妹繼續解釋：「只要小悠喺接下來嘅一日唔做阿哥寫喺A3紙上面嘅行為，就係小悠贏，相反就係阿哥贏。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOCptiO930
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「即係寫啲咩落去由我話事啦？」我奸笑，只要寫呼吸同心跳，咁咪贏硬囉…572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19NkleQKeI
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「不過我會監督住你寫啲咩落去，有唔合理嘅我會刪走，兼且宣佈小悠獲勝。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSNOp8md0P
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「阿妹你真係好聰明呀！」小悠興奮到原地彈跳。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyIWDuzH9n
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我冷笑：「哼，乜你覺得你真係忍到一日咩？」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvn1dpj0Hu6
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「睇吓點～我驚到時輸得難睇嗰個係阿帆你咋～」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUo7Ve5tTxF
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「如果你贏到嘅話，我買一箱繽紛樂俾你又點話？」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8V69pUj9c
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佢聽完，雙眼發光：「你話架！唔好輸咗唔認數！」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrKDf1NYpC
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阿妹拍拍手：「睇嚟雙方都同意今次嘅打賭，咁我加多一個規則，就係無論邊個贏都好，以後都唔可以爭論邊個先係小學雞喇，好唔好？」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdqxKftJpp
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我有冇睇錯…阿妹望住我同小悠嗰陣，竟然係用一副憐憫嘅眼神…。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEs7QfLHoUR
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「嗯！就咁話！」小悠給予雀躍嘅反應。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxy9md3M8jh
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於是，一場賭上我名譽同財產嘅禁止耍白痴大挑戰（呢個係我後來鳩改嘅名）正式展開。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpcYYT6VRs
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24小時之內，乙方（高小悠）不能作出以下行為，否則由甲方（高田帆）自動勝出：572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlixaAoqvcP
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1. 𨂽地扭計572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKex9BWnRvQ
2. 扮鬼臉572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVuCxTw5v2
3. 食嘢食到成嘴都係572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShrq1mhlru
4. 食嘢食到成地都係572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHypr6zAp4N
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6. 到處亂跑亂跳572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypqcFh1it3
7. 一有咩事就向阿妹告狀572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTN2pGEacj0
8. …諗到再加572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VCGvJpj5g
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