前幾天(週末),我秉持著出門不看手機,數位休息一整天大成功(實話:早上手機剩20%電力,這天是休息日,出門不看手機也不會怎麼樣)。到了晚上,我回到家。我媽坐在沙發上滑手機,忙著處理他的課業。183Please respect copyright.PENANAX0filbujAs
媽:三三在等你。183Please respect copyright.PENANANYOfPrCMDu
我:齁~183Please respect copyright.PENANABz0WcsSyG6
我暗自吐槽:三三常常等不同人類餵牠吃東西,明明肚包有點大,這樣詐騙不行喔,三三。(詳見〈三三詐騙〉、〈三三詐騙案偵查〉)183Please respect copyright.PENANAQtEShjKoob
三三窩在櫃子上,看到我出現,就狂奔下來。183Please respect copyright.PENANA6YRBFJK9jM
三三:喵!183Please respect copyright.PENANAnU39zxIQoX
我:喵!183Please respect copyright.PENANA995wTwWVW8
三三:喵!183Please respect copyright.PENANAFykD3IZwPm
我:喵!183Please respect copyright.PENANA4abEJoTM0w
三三:喵!183Please respect copyright.PENANAfG2jAoaHNY
我:喵!183Please respect copyright.PENANA1CFRPJTxyw
我就放下背包,脫下外套,脫下安全帽和口罩。接著拿著手機跟快速充電線、豆腐頭,一路晃到樓上,三三也跟著我到樓上。一路上,「三三跟我互喵對話,『跟平時一樣』」,不過今天三三怎麼這麼熱衷於跟我聊天?183Please respect copyright.PENANAgkV7o6sFxS
我進到房間,關上門,三三在房門外走廊上。(詳見:〈三三想要進房間找人撒嬌〉、〈三三被蚊帳接殺出局〉)183Please respect copyright.PENANA4tZ7iYrXYf
我將手機插上充電線,接上插座,電扇打開吹自己跟手機,開始滑手機─玩手機RPG卡牌遊戲和回聊天訊息。邊手機充電,邊滑手機,其實電池會過熱,很傷電池,吹電扇降溫一下(自我安慰)。183Please respect copyright.PENANAzgZ7NTJjyr
三三在門外:喵!183Please respect copyright.PENANAzoNiT7zUhI
我隨口回:喵。183Please respect copyright.PENANAvHQDFpDdAj
三三:喵!183Please respect copyright.PENANANotI4kicL8
我回:喵。183Please respect copyright.PENANAgOi0atq8ZR
三三:喵!183Please respect copyright.PENANAego77sBS2l
我:喵。183Please respect copyright.PENANAYeGuKkSXEX
這時候,我開始覺得奇怪了?平時,我走進房間,關上門,三三就會自己去找樂子玩了,怎麼還窩在房門外跟我聊天?183Please respect copyright.PENANAO6YL1TfHm2
聊天訊息熱絡,我繼續回訊息。183Please respect copyright.PENANAvpCF830cyi
三三開始在門外唱《Do You Want To Build A Snowman?》喵語版,體感唱了5分鐘,我有跟著對唱。183Please respect copyright.PENANA6gylt3PyIJ
訊息回完,越想越不對,三三這麼堅持要我回應牠,87%是牠真的肚子餓。183Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5TpXoB64c
我放下手機,打開房門。183Please respect copyright.PENANA9ySohvzqMp
三三圓滾滾眼睛望著我:喵!183Please respect copyright.PENANAy7mpqBrYbh
我:喵。183Please respect copyright.PENANAGGkGP8ZcIV
我關上房門,晃去樓下。三三尾巴舉高高,走在我前面,走得很急。183Please respect copyright.PENANAtpSsWgwtor
我問我媽:三三有吃飯嗎?183Please respect copyright.PENANA91fkvUrARJ
媽:我不是說三三在等你?183Please respect copyright.PENANAqea6UePkq3
哇勒!三三真的是在討食,實質上的「哭枵」(khàu-iau,哭餓)!我誤會三三了。183Please respect copyright.PENANAxbOIMrz9rH
每日任務做一做,清貓砂、補充新貓砂、對著貓砂盆噴除臭噴霧、飲水器加水、貓碗水沖一下。忙碌的過程中,伴隨三三的喵喵喵背景音。183Please respect copyright.PENANABJG8vyfdxS
打開罐頭、倒灌頭、加水、加貓用酵素粉、加貓用營養粉。這過程同樣伴隨喵喵喵背景音。183Please respect copyright.PENANAFg3kyInIBV
放下貓碗,三三暴風式吃飯。183Please respect copyright.PENANAkaXPrLc2nh
牠吃完就不喵了。183Please respect copyright.PENANAwMumnHvzSn
齁。