瘋狂粉絲回到住處,癱坐在沙發上的樣子非常萎靡。384Please respect copyright.PENANARrGqXqNL3a
小弟A一臉猥瑣地問瘋狂粉絲:「大嫂,你們到哪一壘了?」384Please respect copyright.PENANAafuNAomvR4
難得地黑衣人們沒有把小弟A架走,他們全豎起耳朵裝沒事。384Please respect copyright.PENANAD4J3zDqf6I
瘋狂粉絲沒好氣地回答:「一壘行不?」384Please respect copyright.PENANAgl2bfKZcuv
小弟A:「phiàn-siáu--ê,鬼才信!」384Please respect copyright.PENANACR8pkrZF5l
瘋狂粉絲:「不信就算了。你們老大很堅持SOP:牽手親嘴、約會、見父母......」384Please respect copyright.PENANAmZg9XgI5GY
小弟A與黑衣人們哭泣:「tuā--ê(老大)真的是成熟的男人。」384Please respect copyright.PENANAxpKx7rJfun
瘋狂粉絲轉身不理黑衣人們集體發瘋。384Please respect copyright.PENANAgpymYyEdOf
等黑衣人冷靜,瘋狂粉絲詢問:「你們老大為什麼被關?」384Please respect copyright.PENANAjVrmcxzMZ0
小弟A:「大哥為了救小弟去火拼,不知道哪個智障帶lài-tah(打火機),汽油彈燒起來,燒死人。」384Please respect copyright.PENANA4KhwElUqDd
瘋狂粉絲:「......」384Please respect copyright.PENANAtC8nHqEPIC
一個月的時間,瘋狂粉絲利用所有網路資源,發現一張Vtuber OO「前」中之人居家自拍照,以此找到他的新住處。384Please respect copyright.PENANA8Qbjc49sni
瘋狂粉絲抱住他大哭特哭,「前」中之人嚇得報警,瘋狂粉絲又被抓去關起來。384Please respect copyright.PENANAiLFBuyosq3
黑道大哥:「這麼想我?」384Please respect copyright.PENANAXlQ7V3isFj
瘋狂粉絲:「......你要不要Vtuber OO的指甲屑?」384Please respect copyright.PENANAOboRZTE3ub
黑道大哥沒收所有指甲屑。384Please respect copyright.PENANA41gTYe4VJ7
瘋狂粉絲把一根頭髮塞進口袋。384Please respect copyright.PENANAYPWtMHSTQH
黑道大哥把頭髮搶來沒收。384Please respect copyright.PENANAKrqhvJAqOp
黑道大哥支起瘋狂粉絲的下巴,提醒:「你的偶像只能是我,我們繼續獄中約會。」384Please respect copyright.PENANApeMuE5gtg8
瘋狂粉絲:「不要啊!」384Please respect copyright.PENANAa5JooIJydx
phiàn siáu..ê !台語文數位典藏資料庫384Please respect copyright.PENANAaoDIZ1XdT3
打火機 - iTaigi 愛台語384Please respect copyright.PENANA6YY3o3qnTP