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#12

Safeway

ShadowBobcat10

Aug 30, 2016

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How do you put an elephant in a Safeway shopping cart?

You take the "s" out of safe and the "f" out of way. (There's no f-in way)

~Izzy Haines

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Table of Contents

#1 Part One - School

#2 Middle School

#3 Physical Education

#5 Part Two - Insults

#7 Life Support

#8 Too Much Shrapnel

#9 Too Much Technology

#10 Part Three - Redefining

#11 Avant-Garde

#13 Fried and Covered in Chocolate

#15 Last but not Least - Misc.

#17 Changing a Light Bulb

#20 In Which Grammar Makes All the Difference