We've all heard the stories of how the universe was created. Mama Miria was lonely, so she created life from within herself. She gave birth to her baby, the universe, and protected it with everything she could. However, the baby was wrest away from Her by cruel hands. And the world we live in now is a cruel place. But I bear the name of the celestial Mother. I bear Her name and, despite being only twelve, I bear the squalor and the mystery all around me.

"Wait!"

I glance at my wife's body. "Didn't I buy those boobies?" She said, "Well honey, yes you did." What about it?

I said, "Sarah, I brought them big boobies.

"You can't have them!"

Uptight Ashley is happy to begin her senior year of high school because it means she's one step closer to going to her dream university.

But nothing could've prepared her for what came on the first day of senior year. After arguing with her sworn enemy and former best friend Jake, Ashley is paired with him to be his tutor. Desperately needing this on her University application, she can't turn down this opportunity.

Thinking absolutely nothing could make this worse, she makes a horrifying discovery. She's starting to have feelings for Jake? Can she push aside her feelings and get through senior year? Or will her past come back with a vengeance?