Come up with the most insulting insults of all insult history! It doesn't matter who or what is your source, just say it to make one laugh. And by all means, let your imagination run wild.

The title says all! That's your prompt!

The Suitcase.

Does that have to be your title? Absolutely not!

Canyou use it as your title? Sure!

Since it's a short stories contest, I will put the maximum word limit at 4000 words. Can you go over by a paragraph or two? Sure thing. Remember, just because the maximumword limit is 4000 words, doesn't mean you can't write something as short as two sentences if that's what you enjoy writing.

Judging will be community vote - like count.

Looking forward to reading your stories and HAVE FUN WRITING!

Write a story in fifteen words or less! It can be any genre you'd like!

Winner will be picked based on imagery, conflict, creativity, and word limit!