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Hello, dudes, my name is Calix and I've got troubled thoughts and the self-esteem to match.

You can call me Twain, Mark, M, or Calix. I don't really care.

I am a Youngblood, Killjoy, Hustler, Sinner, Idiot, Astronaut, Blinker, Reject, Parader, and World Eater

Emo Trinity kid.

Been on here for two years, and I ain't planning on going anywhere.

My DMs are open.

Always happy to talk and exchange writing advice.

✪ From United States ✪ Born 30th Nov 2006 ✪ High School

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Officechair ▶ MarkTwain2.0

What are you doing here?

3 months ago Like! 0

MarkTwain2.0

has edited Issue 82 - Dance? of Random Things to Get Me Through This Little Thing Called High School

3 months ago

Officechair ▶ MarkTwain2.0

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Officechair ▶ MarkTwain2.0

I guess since she's gone I can link the images of all the fucked up emails she sent me

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Officechair ▶ MarkTwain2.0

Don't come back.

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Officechair ▶ MarkTwain2.0

Oh what's wrong Amelia? Don't wanna get on top of me and sing all the kids are depressed in my face anymore?

You make my heart bleed...

3 months ago Like! 0

MarkTwain2.0 - Aw, I’m sure you’d still love that, huh?

3 months ago

Officechair - @MarkTwain2.0, Do it then. Because I keep seeing you post. So I keep coming back

3 months ago

Officechair - @MarkTwain2.0, I will come to you. We can meet up in the woods. I'll bring nothing but my hands and my wallet. And you can shoot me in the head with your dads gun.

Don't take my wallet please I want to be buried with it.

3 months ago

MarkTwain2.0 - @Officechair, I’ll leave. Toodles!

3 months ago

Officechair - @MarkTwain2.0, Which option did you choose?

3 months ago

MarkTwain2.0 - @Officechair, okay then.

3 months ago

Officechair - @MarkTwain2.0, Kill me or kill yourself.

Or leave.

Cereal for dinner again. I'm an adult. This is living right here.

3 months ago

MarkTwain2.0 - @Officechair, got that right. Is there anything I can do to be left alone?

3 months ago

Officechair - @MarkTwain2.0, It doesnt matter because you wouldn't be receptive to it.

3 months ago

MarkTwain2.0 - @Officechair, what would you possibly message me about, hm?

3 months ago

Officechair - @MarkTwain2.0, Message you. Though I cant on this account because its not activated. But once I got an activated account I would message you then you would either block or ignore me like you always do and I'd come back here where I can force a response out of you by badmouthing you to your fans.

3 months ago

MarkTwain2.0 - @Officechair, did I? What exactly would you do if i unblocked you?

3 months ago

Officechair - @MarkTwain2.0, They're all reading erotic gay romance books and torture porn. They're failures.

Also you made it this way. Blocking me and what not.

3 months ago

MarkTwain2.0 - @Officechair, come on, Ryan, there are children present.

3 months ago

Officechair - @MarkTwain2.0, I thought you were talking about pegging. Its where a woman wears a fake penis attached to her crotch with a harness and has sex with a man.

3 months ago

MarkTwain2.0 - @Officechair, it means ‘labelled’ or something, at least in the context i was using it in.

3 months ago

Officechair - @MarkTwain2.0, Pegged? I'm not into that lady

3 months ago

MarkTwain2.0 - @Officechair, man, you have me pegged.

3 months ago

Officechair - @MarkTwain2.0, Neither will you. Virgin. Virgin doesnt know what sex is. Virgin scared of relationships.

3 months ago

MarkTwain2.0 - @Officechair, too bad for you, you’ll never get the chance.

3 months ago

Officechair - No that was a weird idea. I'd probably throw you off of me and take the lead

3 months ago

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left a comment on Issue 82 - Dance? of Random Things to Get Me Through This Little Thing Called High School

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left a comment on Issue 82 - Dance? of Random Things to Get Me Through This Little Thing Called High School

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MarkTwain2.0

left a comment on Issue 82 - Dance? of Random Things to Get Me Through This Little Thing Called High School

3 months ago

MarkTwain2.0

left a comment on Issue 82 - Dance? of Random Things to Get Me Through This Little Thing Called High School

3 months ago

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has published Issue 82 - Dance? of Random Things to Get Me Through This Little Thing Called High School

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MarkTwain2.0

Despite my love of all these songs, Fake Out by FOB is still my favorite.

3 months ago Like! 0

MarkTwain2.0

I Feel Like Dancin' by ATL is an absolute banger. Would recommend a listen.

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Thelongspoon - Is that the music that made you the way you are?

3 months ago

Cha Cha Montgomery ▶ MarkTwain2.0

So who won #PFP Contest! - By MarkTwain2.0

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MarkTwain2.0

liked Issue 130 - Pee and 2 other issues of Random Life Stories or just things I hear 2024 Edition

3 months ago

MarkTwain2.0

Next teen meetup is gonna be at an amusement park! I've got three people who wanna make the movie, and next week I can convince the other six. Or at least, I can attempt.

3 months ago Like! 0

Atarah Asher - Is this for a youth event?

3 months ago

MarkTwain2.0 - A home school co-op that evolved into a deranged group of teenagers doing weird stuff of their own accord. The movie is just the next in a long line of weird things.

3 months ago

Rfrog27 - I hope you convince them

3 months ago

Rfrog27 - Ik it’s probably would be atleast you have a friend group lol@MarkTwain2.0,

3 months ago

MarkTwain2.0 - me too. it’d be so fun lol

3 months ago

Thelongspoon - Is this for like a school project?

3 months ago

MarkTwain2.0

Well, today my friends and I made a rom-com trailer on iMovie. I was the lead, along with the only guy taller than me. It was interesting.

I’m gonna try and convince everyone to actually make the movie.

3 months ago Like! 0

Thelongspoon - What sort of friend group are you hanging out with where most the guys are bellow 5'8"? You hanging around kids Twain?

Don't be one of those people Twain. I don't wanna have to demolish you.

3 months ago

Rfrog27 - That would be randomly interesting tbh

3 months ago

Rfrog27 - YAY@MarkTwain2.0,

3 months ago

MarkTwain2.0 - Oh, its hilarious lol

3 months ago

MarkTwain2.0

Ah, another glorious vacation over.

4 months ago Like! 1

Rfrog27 - Thats sad, but where did ya go?

3 months ago

Rfrog27 - @MarkTwain2.0, that sounds fun, I haven’t gone there in like 10 years.

3 months ago

MarkTwain2.0 - Florida! We did disney for three days. It was fun!

3 months ago

Thelongspoon - How exactly is your life terrible again? You have a full unbroken family and you have frequent vacations and attend a martial arts class which has helped you to form a strong friend group that you constantly hang out with. And yet whenever you used to talk to me you said you hated your life and wanted to die.

And even now you still post all this miserable stuff all over your social media. You like this victim role stuff too much. You're like 17 now. Grow up.

4 months ago

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