Just what the title says!!!

Rules:No sexual contentNo poetry (Sorry D:)Only LIGHT swearing, but preferably no swearing. Don't be dropping the F bomb, you know? Other then that, everything else is fine!!!!

And there is no word limit!! Have fun!

Give me your best joke

Only Rule- Make me laugh

And feel free to submit as many as you want

Write an interview of your character! The interviewer can be anyone--a TV show host, a psychologist, a reporter, etc. Whichever interview(s) are the most interesting and give me the most insight into the character will win.

No sexual content. Violence and cursing is allowed, but please put appropriate warnings. Other than that, have fun and go wild!