"A) It's impossible to eat them without your fingers getting all sticky and orange and it doesn't go away for the longest time. B) Peeling them is a nightmare, tbh all fruits that require a knife to be eaten should be eliminated from this world. C) The gross white bits. D) They don't taste good at all. E) Some even have the seeds still in them. F) Their name is completely unoriginal. G) All their glory comes from orange juice, which is for some reason widely considered as the default juice, which is terribly unfair to all other juices, especially the pumpkin juice, aka The Best Juice. H) They forced their way into chocolate, resulting in the world's grossest combination. I) They think of themselves as the most common citrus next to lemons (which are at least useful for seasoning, but somehow still receive more criticism), and get the most attention even though there are so many other and better citruses around that no one pays attention to or even knows the name of. Basically they're The Straights of the fruit world."
^^ above is remus lupin's rant about oranges in one of my favourite fics, of leaves and stars
so ofc in my magic school, there will be a remus lupin type character who is sorted into auravia, the orange house lmao
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