得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnhgrdvtOs
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfX9eJn3jB1
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助六：「不意外」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuXBRQH778
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiElVUUUWF
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjwSDJwaHa
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GOw8re29r
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUM22UNYmYD
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其實我一早已經有答案。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrDIPc9YWi
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBpJYRQAuS
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKndZEbUAk
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6xcPXWi1m
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFztF8AIC9
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「放心啦大家！」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVqxChyzc6
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5n9nsCGQqI
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AmXwA9ogt
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSbutzhmXP
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXIKzwwgYv
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaaSPA5zX5
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNsmTJNTdl
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVfrlGpMP6
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6bLU42d8Q
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助六：「😳」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1RZXWMIli
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我：「。。。」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNZJjYaCbS
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjsZI40Rd2
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOK7m7oXpt
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdo0XwlN3sE
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlq3yBg1dt
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjd9D8cK6hJ
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNVxM4boaz
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCuUCfYAxN
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RjU8NvEi6
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrearcKyp2
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZsepoOO3i
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxC6ShpVyH5
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助六：「主人😖」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpi944n1hW
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHxHyyDoan
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我：「屌你哋。。。」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMWMUHiqJ5
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gxrhhrDDM
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「掛住主人😳」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57CRQTn7S1
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqk6zXFRJTr
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJvjdEuRqF
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPPLq5MydW
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdq4r792vgj
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgONjIq0IT
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosFzzb5Pvk
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「屌佢老母！」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoH0kxMSOwP
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZirEBKLcqx
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJGDCekLRa
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVccLWVI0Uh
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcX25ZO1HvA
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJmjdFJoKz
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNyTY0FUoZ
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5DvFTYnT6
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHN7k2mK5k3
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
