本身,我以為再傾多排大隻仔就會問我約唔約,到時我就可以順理成章咁(扮)怕醜應承。497Please respect copyright.PENANA0d9gSK4i5z
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結果,我哋傾咗差唔多成個月,幾乎全身每個部位嘅相都交換晒。497Please respect copyright.PENANAxd4HK5UMdl
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但佢就硬係唔提出話要約!497Please respect copyright.PENANAxjk4EuyNh3
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「好想屌你......」傾甜嗰陣佢成日都會咁同我講。497Please respect copyright.PENANAgAtF9tTESy
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咁你約未呀仆街!!!!!497Please respect copyright.PENANAVK8XtLUJw7
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「其實你真係咁想約咪自己同人講囉,做乜要等人講先啫。」tg group班人對我呢種明明想約但又唔肯講嘅行為好不屑。497Please respect copyright.PENANAsk9aj1BzeG
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「屌,咁我之前扮怕醜扮得太投入太真吖嘛,突然間咁猴擒話約都唔知會唔會嚇親人......」497Please respect copyright.PENANAXV7rqO76pv
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助六覺得我嘅擔心係多餘:「屌你同我定啦,其實男人真係唔會諗咁多......」497Please respect copyright.PENANAnAf8UZDJ3r
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Miss都加把口:「同埋傾咗成個月先話約真係一啲都唔猴擒囉......」497Please respect copyright.PENANA2zOIMmxrQD
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而同佢哋講完一輪之後,最後我都係好廢咁決定照舊傾住先......497Please respect copyright.PENANADt6AvduHVh
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「屌你再傾落去真係變筆友喇!!!」阿詩係最激動嗰個:「等咗你份賽後報告好耐喇!!!」497Please respect copyright.PENANAPAguzr3aaN
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我自知理虧:「唔好意思囉......」497Please respect copyright.PENANA4VauOkh5EN
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呢個時候,助六突然講:「不如我哋開盤賭下究竟係阿詩kiss到佢男朋友先,定係阿月約到大隻仔出嚟扑嘢先。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAth1mbnxQCV
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我:「???」497Please respect copyright.PENANAAFW94fN1o5
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阿詩:「????」497Please respect copyright.PENANAgy9yy4CUrS
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事關最近阿詩同上次喺hmd識嘅男仔一齊咗,但佢哋到而家都仲未kiss過。阿詩又唔好意思主動kiss人,所以成日都好苦惱。497Please respect copyright.PENANAGUZfcQ1lle
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「我下次一定要錫到佢!」阿詩同我哋講就講得好口響,但我哋都覺得佢到時又會縮沙。497Please respect copyright.PENANATacaEtUwi5
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Miss唔覺得呢樣嘢有賭嘅價值:「講真佢哋兩條友都咁廢,分分鐘到下年都未分得出勝負......」497Please respect copyright.PENANA4nV5RwGnUR
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而我就好有信心:「吓我覺得我會贏阿詩囉,約大隻仔出嚟只需要打字問佢咋嘛,又唔使做啲咩,簡單好多喎。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAlVjseuGAFY
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助六反應好快:「咁你而家即刻打字約佢出嚟。」497Please respect copyright.PENANA4uYpi6PVBj
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我當堂嚇咗一跳:「......咁又唔好咁衝動住......」497Please respect copyright.PENANAU2Lod543xV
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助六彷彿一早已經預料到我嘅反應:「廢柴。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAjqJVEDoXyJ
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「真心,我買阿詩贏。」Miss講。497Please respect copyright.PENANA2OOhHKhjin
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「+1」497Please respect copyright.PENANAVJaKE1c5VD
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「多謝大家支持!」497Please respect copyright.PENANA3FAjcwsUcu
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最後成個group都冇人撐我。497Please respect copyright.PENANAMRt6XX1Lqb
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我以為我同阿詩嘅戰況會陷入一個膠著狀態,冇咁快分出勝負。497Please respect copyright.PENANA9rQjYECkLP
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結果幾日後,阿詩就興奮咁喺group度宣布:「各位!我今日終於錫到我條仔喇!」497Please respect copyright.PENANAcKiO8YGo8V
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「阿詩好波!」497Please respect copyright.PENANARvbYpDPFK5
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「勁到。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAABAlkGcrEy
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「吓咁快......」死啦,乜原來我真係咁廢?!497Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3SG4yc74O
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喺佢哋好興奮咁討論阿詩同男朋友仔kiss嘅過程時,我一直沉默不語,驚佢哋會問起我單嘢。497Please respect copyright.PENANAqcEGeW0xAE
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但阿詩冇放過我。497Please respect copyright.PENANA0K2zDoHcVp
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「唉!我就搞掂咗喇,所以阿月你幾時會約大隻仔呢?@阿月」497Please respect copyright.PENANAPIa9hyYB98
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「......」我決定轉移話題:「話說我哋幾時約打牌呀?」497Please respect copyright.PENANASMZsUfjbmM
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因為我哋之前提過話想打牌。497Please respect copyright.PENANAaWRqm368jy
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助六:「隨時,但唔打on9跑馬仔,太簡單太垃圾喇。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAh9P6IyQDvf
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轉移話題成功!497Please respect copyright.PENANAPEllO92OzY
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一方面係為咗快啲扯遠個話題,另一方面係真心想為跑馬仔辯護,我覆得好快。497Please respect copyright.PENANAklCGSBT5pA
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「十分不認同,簡單嘅嘢永遠都係最難的。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAYLb3iBwT2x
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然後Miss突然講咗句:「例如喺搵食app度約人出去扑嘢。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAFk3rSDSI3r
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助六:「😁」497Please respect copyright.PENANAieHduGjrRp
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阿詩:「😁」497Please respect copyright.PENANACGqgfqkV5K
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屌,做咩個話題又拉返嚟呢度。497Please respect copyright.PENANAaZDJ4HmvT0
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但咁樣俾佢哋激一激,我覺得我終於忍唔到落去了!497Please respect copyright.PENANAiWIyNiXaHb
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佢哋已經笑咗我好耐,我真係唔可以再咁樣落去!497Please respect copyright.PENANAwSVMiU4voe
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阿月要硬起來!497Please respect copyright.PENANAGVFl5gkIs2
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於是我衝動之下講咗一句:「你哋咪撚再睇死我,我今晚一定會問佢!」497Please respect copyright.PENANAO9NJCo1VA3
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Btw,呢刻時間係夜晚九點鐘。497Please respect copyright.PENANAb7g1NnOLKd
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「快啦。」497Please respect copyright.PENANApwngkVyg6M
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「你仲有三個鐘時間。」497Please respect copyright.PENANACCnvmE41hY
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「係就快喇,唔好又縮。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAIH4TXQWM5c
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老實講,其實我講完嗰句之後已經有少少想縮......497Please respect copyright.PENANAv4CszqSPz3
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可惜礙於群眾壓力,我最後都係死死地氣咁打開咗同大隻仔嘅chat box。497Please respect copyright.PENANA8CjfWJthhj
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冇事嘅阿月,好簡單啫,問一句啫。497Please respect copyright.PENANAhTyNCYjPwJ
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女約仔點都易過仔約女啦。497Please respect copyright.PENANAaVSyc1qjEH
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我一邊安慰自己,一邊不斷喺腦海中搜索合適嘅詞句。497Please respect copyright.PENANAEwKo7YJ9x3
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我好專心咁喺度思考要點樣打開話題,再有禮又不顯卑微咁提出約炮要求。497Please respect copyright.PENANAfgYYYomLdF
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咁啱得咁橋,喺我仲苦苦思索要點樣講開場白嘅時候,大隻仔就online咗。497Please respect copyright.PENANAEg0oSBbtrp
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嚇到我即刻㩒返出去。497Please respect copyright.PENANAJVJLOjwsEu
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過咗一陣,佢send咗個message嚟。497Please respect copyright.PENANAHC1yrvzOVh
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「好掛住你。」