得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexaQiynFya
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCVTuRpJDe
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助六：「不意外」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqKOkV0Qek
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdN2HlfMtUL
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwf1dKZODb
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ISdTbH01w
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2cf0uvykk
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其實我一早已經有答案。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMAQ9wljOR
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBf5LFFiyq
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39EhHelgYC
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AUlGa3yI6
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSj4yO9FRVk
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoGDgCy07W
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「放心啦大家！」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZd2reJtwam
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡii9TAy0q6t
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopHlgUlx1b
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchNLRXOBxo
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9qjL7zRKl
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiT0YbuDrZh
佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQlT5UutZb
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bYsSQiOFB
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFlmSlRoL9
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxzQmwkfL4
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaaSoo33eA
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助六：「😳」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpKvrb38nB
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我：「。。。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYY5dcclhkd
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjabKiFLvnx
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWy0mEJPva
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFxhhhgMdb
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuYFdM0XhF
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJ7dmLqw9B
有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhb5IFDZDI
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcEPlrVjfb
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsgydh401Q
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0fL0VeGjG
於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloB8hpRCZH
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeLvnORKjA
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeZoAeoOPB
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpm3vTmfpwc
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助六：「主人😖」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0x4jlsX2JE
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyweDwnWk6v
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我：「屌你哋。。。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3fy69bQSW
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvQ7jAh0ro
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「掛住主人😳」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuCq7ntPZh
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLEz3FgUpK
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTE8NY9rUG3
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94egFuAgtN
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQXJzesZtJ
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJqiybTQFJ
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0G5kGn4Gy
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「屌佢老母！」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0EB4co1wE
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCOkHFlpIY
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXE8DvZCoW
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhG2u7o1mC
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwl7yWq8zRO
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcpRqUAzh7
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eBKw5wuUM
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu19FqmCwn
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S3vwAI0EM
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
