得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0mm7cS3PV
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkFh11rmv1
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助六：「不意外」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLHVqRvCWO
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7zwAJBZ5q
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKSe8IK2QB
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQ9f0uKVsK
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYY1c2fOKa
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其實我一早已經有答案。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRmk5dcPJr
467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFeHDuRqTB
「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwWiVmPwWp
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafpa5j417N
467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpIUAr07ZO
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOf7CG1ghzb
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGdk9NYtb2
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「放心啦大家！」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiPXnIwlq2
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzm2t0vVDU6
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQk3ZzBImR
467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDc3PjcwuUK
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQx0jZks1R
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzksapHkSHQ
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5YwWZQPQB
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX52cNFQq5m
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0MiP5Icdp
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZORBao6fN
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助六：「😳」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCWMSqCkSY
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我：「。。。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO6eGi3cpF
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡly9ixSwiPC
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4dRcUDSIG
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2ue9rsMJb
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fVznm0DLA
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCS8KrRMLv
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QZkaaZp5O
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHnMBRVK2N
467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3cEFXFhZU
於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsD19cDCcvw
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTjYkcOVmS
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElB6yetf6H
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInOYFtyRVA
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助六：「主人😖」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppXc9OpGCU
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjNEA2ThQc
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我：「屌你哋。。。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDRj6uvqdC
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWKx0LqXxl
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「掛住主人😳」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigK4Oj34ov
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLRWnr0z6r
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiBdMyIBoD
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVIxCd3WhU
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3KjkSWgpK
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUb7zdNZ4D
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbLieC1cBe
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「屌佢老母！」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSXPKzgjFF
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWyaUAOc1i
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeD8GXvIHlV
467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefQHdkfNYQ
我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjhW9D4Vrs
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iBYN99sjP
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSJ1YWeqfM
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO30txKI8vS
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCDZwUCqJt
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XSf9ZEzxg
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
