「好喇，埋位食飯喇。」開心既收禮環節已過，送禮既孫輩都冇一個好似送禮勤咁樣俾人糟質，大家都順順利利咁樣過到一關，唯一可惜左少少既只有Kitty個下畫蛇添足。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Z5h0MMioi
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而對於分位坐呢樣食團年飯其中一樣最重要既事情，當然唔可以馬虎。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMX0SQotNbV
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咁多年黎婆婆左右分別係長子大舅一家同埋得到萬千寵愛於一身既媽子，然後再開去就係我地一家拍住阿姨，細舅一家拍住大舅。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGAUwANBYd
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咁多年黎我隔離坐開既多數會係老豆再加阿均呢個combo，但係今年因為多左兩位新加入既成員同兩張櫈後，係坐位上面已經有左唔細既變動。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4ye6ZdIOk
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婆婆最先入座，然後大舅一家、細舅一家同埋阿姨都坐左埋去，阿樂既女朋友Kitty坐左係阿樂同大舅母之間。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSpdzdpFlm
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而正當我都準備埋位時，媽子突然拉左拉我衫袖，然後笑笑口咁望住婆婆：「媽，不如俾阿雅坐係你隔離？你唔係話想搵佢傾兩句多謝下佢幫左你手咩？」851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7UxVhkRxY
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屌，媽唔好玩呀！851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQFLQ8l1sP
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見住媽子自以為事咁作決定，準備推住Tiffany上婆婆身邊受罪，我立即欺身上前：「一陣食完飯都可以慢慢傾架姐，媽子你咁耐冇同婆婆坐低傾下計，你坐喇！」851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUNXlgEPdA
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「我想見呀婆婆日日都見到喇，人地阿雅難得先黎一次！」媽子問都唔開人地意見就推左仲有啲慌既Tiffany埋婆婆身邊。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwaYt9gQst
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見住媽子好似已經將Tiffany當正我地屋企人，我心入面有少少突兀既感覺。大佬，女朋友都會散喇，更何況人地根本唔係我真女朋友，係我出錢請黎扮架咋！851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zVu2oXX8T
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「你坐埋黎喇妹妹。」婆婆一鎚定音，我都只可以啞子吃黃蓮，係隔住Tiffany幾個身位既位置坐低，冇得同佢係食飯時好好交流下。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodSxZJZWOq
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「你叫做阿雅？」婆婆收起身上個陣霸王色既霸氣，露出和藹可親既笑容問道。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURnLw3jCyW
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「係阿，我叫做曦雅，晨曦個曦，優雅個雅。」Tiffany自我介紹。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhG1iCbGCcL
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「個名幾好聽呀。」婆婆讚道。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrtHi8lwK1
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「幾有詩情畫意！」媽子都點點頭認同。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcX5C8Ykv5i
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「．．．」望住我老母同我老母個老母兩人係到點評緊我「掛名女友」既名字，我發現原來鍾意一個人，連佢個名都可以讚一輪．．．851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOq4eUPpb3
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「睇黎呀Tiffany個名咁有意思，又做義工心地善良，一望就知係出身書香世家喇！」細舅母突然又插一咀。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiX1FPClT5H
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呢個時候我見到Tiffany既臉色突然變到有啲灰白，佢同我都估唔到居然會有人痴線到第一次見面就要查家宅。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxfBWsKEXK
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巔峰時期既細舅母真係乜都做得出。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJawFZiYHRC
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我心入面都有淆青，對於Tiffany其實我真係咩都唔知，除左知道佢係大學生之外，基本上佢真實到底係點既人、做過咩、有冇男朋友、屋企人係點，我都一無所知。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRyn3YS3fW
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對於呢一條令到佢hard feeling既題目我好唔鍾意，但同時都有少少期待，希望進一步了解下呢個敢言敢做既女仔到底係咩一個人。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAfHVtc0nc
「唔係既．．．我屋企係普通家庭姐。」諗起屋企，Tiffany好似有少少失落同倦態咁，但都勉強笑住口回應。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuN7og5TRFW
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對於屋企呢兩個字，佢好似同我有好多唔一樣既體會咁。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQb3ICTF4D
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「岩既，如果真係咩書香世家，洗鬼去做飲食咩～」阿樂女朋友Kitty自以為細細聲咁講。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYH2dyV20os
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聽到呢句說話我心底有股無名火，對於Kitty呢種成日睇狗眼看人低既港女，我已經決定要同佢提前三日開開年。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjaE6yZLtv
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「做飲食業又點？我女朋友自己搵自己洗，連我俾既錢都唔肯要，唔似得啲人開口埋口就要人照顧佢養佢咁！」我直接大大聲講出口，人地搵交嘈，唔通仲要我要乖乖挨打？851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6uGCaBCjs
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一直以黎以好脾氣著稱既我居然會大大聲咁同人有衝撞，令到所有人都有少少驚奇，大舅直接用不滿既眼光怒視阿樂，好似唔滿意個仔居然帶左個咁樣鍾意無事生非既女朋友上黎。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwRzGCNZo2
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阿樂見到大舅既視線後直接叫Kitty收聲，呢位唔知自己已經俾大舅係list到踢走、對於做少奶奶仲抱有希望既ig女神就咁耷低頭認衰。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoWZDawDHF
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「嘩，估唔到你今日會咁。」阿均用住好似望異類既眼神望住我道，而阿茵就直接俾左個like。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCowd4Qr0ig
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「阿麗，人地第一次上黎食飯唔好問長問短。」對於孫輩既事，婆婆冇咩理，大舅點教仔婆婆唔會叉一手，但係細舅母呢種唔理人感受既「交尻流」方式著實係令到婆婆唔多鍾意，直接出聲叫停。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ppmn1q8uk
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「係既媽．．．」細舅母直接死死氣認錯。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDch1hAklz4
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「好喇，起筷食野喇，唔係再滾落去啲野淋哂就唔好味架喇！」媽子、阿姨同時出黎幫手定定個場，希望令到而家呢個尷尬氣氛散去。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwRPeCv8gk
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「嗯，食野。」婆婆講道。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGRLcPXt7C
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而呢個時候我仲未注意到Tiffany望向我既眼神，好似有少少唔同左。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6OdKM1l0W
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啲人成日講話大學係一個社會既縮影，我覺得又冇錯既，大學好多時會比中學功利左好多，畢竟一班柒撚濛濛既中學雞都開始變做成人，而ocamp可以話係大學既speed dating，而re-u食飯都係必然既一種活動。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4NKrVo0kf
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好多時一餐簡單既聚飯就可以睇得出大家唔同既大學圈子既地位，同時都可以見到大家未是既影子。大學既世界仔係社會上不可或缺既刷鞋精，學霸係未來指點江山既大老闆，女神就係未來成為大老闆們後背既女人，只有毒撚始終如一，仲係毒撚。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQVVXP4rpA
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而食盤菜可以話係家庭ver既re-u，簡簡單單一個盤菜就可以展現出每個人係家族入面既地位，家族既金字塔完美咁呈現係我地現前。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OOqYn1MB1
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見住立於家族最頂點既婆婆夾左兩隻鮑魚，分別放左係大舅同姨丈個碗到，我地就可以知道呢兩位人係僅次於婆婆既話事人，畢竟兩位都係而家成屋最搵到錢既人，係社會上都有番少少地位。雖然係婆婆面前兩個人都好內斂，但係出面人地稱呼開佢地都係乜總物總，一個係開公司做大判頭、一個就係大陸搞廠搞到風山水起，兩個人既成就使到佢地地位最高。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWveY9pffgq
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而接落黎第二層就係同輩既老豆、大舅母同細舅，呢一層係中流支柱，支撐住每個家庭既重要人物。老豆好辛苦咁頂起我地頭家；大舅母平時除左幫大舅打點頭家，仲要幫手管下公司既事。不過其實細舅父單單係頂住細舅母呢隻mean精就已經好值得我地敬佩。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3867uwPJ1
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而第三層就係負責做家庭主婦既阿姨同細舅母，兩位都係持家有道既女性。阿姨教出左兩個入到港大既仔女，教仔女有一套好方法。而細舅母．．．我就不予置評了。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQqy0EW5MT
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而第四層就係我地呢班孫輩人物，雖然我、阿均同阿樂都已經二十有幾，但大家係老一輩佢地眼中仲係未大既小朋友，一日成未家立室，都只會係呢一層徘徊。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fcPTZsWAo
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咩話，你話點解少左媽子？我老母可以話係規則外既存在，想夾咩就落筷，食飽唔想食就負責係咁夾野俾其他人。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhp79tUwzB
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大家都唔在意媽子既行為，成個家族同輩入面最落魄既佢，地位反而係最超然，有時我都想知點解會係咁，但一直都冇勇氣問下婆婆，點解佢會咁寵媽子。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJoJFuaJdy
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而今次除左媽子，仲有個超然既人物。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmgK54RJkM
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婆婆夾完俾兩位對住家族射大水喉既舅父同姨丈之後，夾左舊鮑魚俾tiffany，然後笑住同佢講：「食下飽魚呀，富富貴貴，大吉大利呀。」851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUf9TRA3UO
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然後又係每個長輩碗入面夾左髮菜：「發財發財，新一年呢，你地就搵多啲，不過唔好唔記得屋企人！」851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3qC0NPEvk
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最後婆婆又夾左堆生菜俾所有人，特別望左望細舅母同埋Kitty講：「食下生菜，記住做人要和和氣氣，唔好成日同人嘈，和氣先生到財。」851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tB1ELPtSL
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第一輪夾完餸之後，就到自由環節。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTiYNDWzkz
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而分出家族地位既最大功用係咩？除左係為左定好一開頭起筷順序，仲有一個最重要既原因。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTnds2qHzB
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好多人會以為係咪廢事人夾你又夾，冇大冇細呀？851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTWvO6ok1I
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少年，你太年輕了。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZX4XC2QTu3
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錯喇！！！！你地錯撚哂呀！！！！851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtqEIqlMnR
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食左咁多年團年飯既人應該都清楚，係最低層既人永遠唔會話冇野食。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzssgsqQ0MT
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佢地只會係好多野食，好多野食，同好多野食呀！！！851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRtCKP5XkG
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「黎，食多隻鮑魚喇，明仔！有益身心！」姨丈對住我笑。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB15n8GfM0I
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我點點頭，食左隻鮑魚。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51CkJIQ6Fn
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「黎，海參都唔錯，阿均、樂仔、明仔，拎隻碗黎！」大舅笑得好瀟灑。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vbMRyHvjf
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「冇錯喇！後生仔有氣有力，食多啲！」細舅對住我地三個微笑。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFmNcKytZ1
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而咁叉大兜盤菜永遠都會有一大堆野剩落黎食唔哂。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXcX16Q2nI
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呢個時候就係我最痛恨中華文化既一瞬間，婆婆會話浪費野食唔吉利，新正頭如果就咁浪費，新一年會冇運好行。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5MkzbpnTR
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咁剩低既野食會點呢？851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPIey33YoY
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你估下啲野食去俾邊呀？851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQjigxC2g0
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俾你估下呀。851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwzFInmh2h
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一、班長輩話飽，俾左我地後生既食851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTCqGdQ2sF
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二、阿茵因為減肥食唔到，夾左俾我食851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3E6eCIb34v
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三、阿均話根據讀左咁多年書學到既知識話人食八分飽先係最好，夾左俾我食851Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoIBEJUQlv
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