「好喇，埋位食飯喇。」開心既收禮環節已過，送禮既孫輩都冇一個好似送禮勤咁樣俾人糟質，大家都順順利利咁樣過到一關，唯一可惜左少少既只有Kitty個下畫蛇添足。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cqziwgnUi
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而對於分位坐呢樣食團年飯其中一樣最重要既事情，當然唔可以馬虎。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJUYqw3dek
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2gXvgN6YJ
咁多年黎婆婆左右分別係長子大舅一家同埋得到萬千寵愛於一身既媽子，然後再開去就係我地一家拍住阿姨，細舅一家拍住大舅。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuJeThOajX
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咁多年黎我隔離坐開既多數會係老豆再加阿均呢個combo，但係今年因為多左兩位新加入既成員同兩張櫈後，係坐位上面已經有左唔細既變動。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4yoLg7yH6
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婆婆最先入座，然後大舅一家、細舅一家同埋阿姨都坐左埋去，阿樂既女朋友Kitty坐左係阿樂同大舅母之間。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxlTS6ctRv
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfPumx3jpN
而正當我都準備埋位時，媽子突然拉左拉我衫袖，然後笑笑口咁望住婆婆：「媽，不如俾阿雅坐係你隔離？你唔係話想搵佢傾兩句多謝下佢幫左你手咩？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsa6kroeVr
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屌，媽唔好玩呀！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uGkXFLcnG
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見住媽子自以為事咁作決定，準備推住Tiffany上婆婆身邊受罪，我立即欺身上前：「一陣食完飯都可以慢慢傾架姐，媽子你咁耐冇同婆婆坐低傾下計，你坐喇！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5D83cPWPy7
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「我想見呀婆婆日日都見到喇，人地阿雅難得先黎一次！」媽子問都唔開人地意見就推左仲有啲慌既Tiffany埋婆婆身邊。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WmeTb0NC4
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDc1j2Xyze
見住媽子好似已經將Tiffany當正我地屋企人，我心入面有少少突兀既感覺。大佬，女朋友都會散喇，更何況人地根本唔係我真女朋友，係我出錢請黎扮架咋！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzwfPYRwsm
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02VGe9GCkw
「你坐埋黎喇妹妹。」婆婆一鎚定音，我都只可以啞子吃黃蓮，係隔住Tiffany幾個身位既位置坐低，冇得同佢係食飯時好好交流下。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOufBy3eLJa
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvi0ess8ZU5
「你叫做阿雅？」婆婆收起身上個陣霸王色既霸氣，露出和藹可親既笑容問道。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡom13uxhYO9
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEafO3Pbdp
「係阿，我叫做曦雅，晨曦個曦，優雅個雅。」Tiffany自我介紹。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7HeF3L1Lx
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeFq0XtEKX
「個名幾好聽呀。」婆婆讚道。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqNl5pexmR
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZcs8w0Ur6
「幾有詩情畫意！」媽子都點點頭認同。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZ7OKns8fE
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsriBNyK5n9
「．．．」望住我老母同我老母個老母兩人係到點評緊我「掛名女友」既名字，我發現原來鍾意一個人，連佢個名都可以讚一輪．．．823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTJx465e9U
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUjBDwop58
「睇黎呀Tiffany個名咁有意思，又做義工心地善良，一望就知係出身書香世家喇！」細舅母突然又插一咀。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJa6gG7rk5
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaC0ZWpqPP
呢個時候我見到Tiffany既臉色突然變到有啲灰白，佢同我都估唔到居然會有人痴線到第一次見面就要查家宅。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXOWKZLXH0
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYcx0ijPtZ
巔峰時期既細舅母真係乜都做得出。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVk9DcycYr
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDSP7SAK4P
我心入面都有淆青，對於Tiffany其實我真係咩都唔知，除左知道佢係大學生之外，基本上佢真實到底係點既人、做過咩、有冇男朋友、屋企人係點，我都一無所知。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLPJR5yrgp
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYydAOZsEu
對於呢一條令到佢hard feeling既題目我好唔鍾意，但同時都有少少期待，希望進一步了解下呢個敢言敢做既女仔到底係咩一個人。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWs6w2q4YG
「唔係既．．．我屋企係普通家庭姐。」諗起屋企，Tiffany好似有少少失落同倦態咁，但都勉強笑住口回應。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3zJrNyzjp
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeN1mmwJTo
對於屋企呢兩個字，佢好似同我有好多唔一樣既體會咁。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUno6heELx
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHlpdf44ej
「岩既，如果真係咩書香世家，洗鬼去做飲食咩～」阿樂女朋友Kitty自以為細細聲咁講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbcekXXZly
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH3zJfVmm9
聽到呢句說話我心底有股無名火，對於Kitty呢種成日睇狗眼看人低既港女，我已經決定要同佢提前三日開開年。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVeT5KIQNw
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLX9Yd5XiCq
「做飲食業又點？我女朋友自己搵自己洗，連我俾既錢都唔肯要，唔似得啲人開口埋口就要人照顧佢養佢咁！」我直接大大聲講出口，人地搵交嘈，唔通仲要我要乖乖挨打？823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3kg5Tf1ZY
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一直以黎以好脾氣著稱既我居然會大大聲咁同人有衝撞，令到所有人都有少少驚奇，大舅直接用不滿既眼光怒視阿樂，好似唔滿意個仔居然帶左個咁樣鍾意無事生非既女朋友上黎。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OWgQFKUHg
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3FJFWCgnY
阿樂見到大舅既視線後直接叫Kitty收聲，呢位唔知自己已經俾大舅係list到踢走、對於做少奶奶仲抱有希望既ig女神就咁耷低頭認衰。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EIa27E9Rl
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFc6hzx8Je6
「嘩，估唔到你今日會咁。」阿均用住好似望異類既眼神望住我道，而阿茵就直接俾左個like。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHjxWcrlsB
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGn8Tc9ARV
「阿麗，人地第一次上黎食飯唔好問長問短。」對於孫輩既事，婆婆冇咩理，大舅點教仔婆婆唔會叉一手，但係細舅母呢種唔理人感受既「交尻流」方式著實係令到婆婆唔多鍾意，直接出聲叫停。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QBP9K93Lm
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEaqBLLULc
「係既媽．．．」細舅母直接死死氣認錯。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vAATnO8MQ
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5eEJ89wz7
「好喇，起筷食野喇，唔係再滾落去啲野淋哂就唔好味架喇！」媽子、阿姨同時出黎幫手定定個場，希望令到而家呢個尷尬氣氛散去。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrxohF1aGN
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRoVVayCkY
「嗯，食野。」婆婆講道。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CF8I48bDY
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而呢個時候我仲未注意到Tiffany望向我既眼神，好似有少少唔同左。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHJW1fxh9m
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簡單座位表：823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyIbsnsom4
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啲人成日講話大學係一個社會既縮影，我覺得又冇錯既，大學好多時會比中學功利左好多，畢竟一班柒撚濛濛既中學雞都開始變做成人，而ocamp可以話係大學既speed dating，而re-u食飯都係必然既一種活動。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDEFhgQWBx
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYDvJhDkxH
好多時一餐簡單既聚飯就可以睇得出大家唔同既大學圈子既地位，同時都可以見到大家未是既影子。大學既世界仔係社會上不可或缺既刷鞋精，學霸係未來指點江山既大老闆，女神就係未來成為大老闆們後背既女人，只有毒撚始終如一，仲係毒撚。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDPa4FtMI9
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而食盤菜可以話係家庭ver既re-u，簡簡單單一個盤菜就可以展現出每個人係家族入面既地位，家族既金字塔完美咁呈現係我地現前。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiuxpYFaGV
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見住立於家族最頂點既婆婆夾左兩隻鮑魚，分別放左係大舅同姨丈個碗到，我地就可以知道呢兩位人係僅次於婆婆既話事人，畢竟兩位都係而家成屋最搵到錢既人，係社會上都有番少少地位。雖然係婆婆面前兩個人都好內斂，但係出面人地稱呼開佢地都係乜總物總，一個係開公司做大判頭、一個就係大陸搞廠搞到風山水起，兩個人既成就使到佢地地位最高。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjH27WlkOqk
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而接落黎第二層就係同輩既老豆、大舅母同細舅，呢一層係中流支柱，支撐住每個家庭既重要人物。老豆好辛苦咁頂起我地頭家；大舅母平時除左幫大舅打點頭家，仲要幫手管下公司既事。不過其實細舅父單單係頂住細舅母呢隻mean精就已經好值得我地敬佩。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07ebjgTs6h
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而第三層就係負責做家庭主婦既阿姨同細舅母，兩位都係持家有道既女性。阿姨教出左兩個入到港大既仔女，教仔女有一套好方法。而細舅母．．．我就不予置評了。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4KyLVUnNF
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而第四層就係我地呢班孫輩人物，雖然我、阿均同阿樂都已經二十有幾，但大家係老一輩佢地眼中仲係未大既小朋友，一日成未家立室，都只會係呢一層徘徊。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4Rtb1vmF7
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咩話，你話點解少左媽子？我老母可以話係規則外既存在，想夾咩就落筷，食飽唔想食就負責係咁夾野俾其他人。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcV4yTR453
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大家都唔在意媽子既行為，成個家族同輩入面最落魄既佢，地位反而係最超然，有時我都想知點解會係咁，但一直都冇勇氣問下婆婆，點解佢會咁寵媽子。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYr18sck6p
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而今次除左媽子，仲有個超然既人物。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2Z5RKwUyt
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI87nJ5vWX6
婆婆夾完俾兩位對住家族射大水喉既舅父同姨丈之後，夾左舊鮑魚俾tiffany，然後笑住同佢講：「食下飽魚呀，富富貴貴，大吉大利呀。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFF1QB5PpDP
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然後又係每個長輩碗入面夾左髮菜：「發財發財，新一年呢，你地就搵多啲，不過唔好唔記得屋企人！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3lN9qSVOA
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最後婆婆又夾左堆生菜俾所有人，特別望左望細舅母同埋Kitty講：「食下生菜，記住做人要和和氣氣，唔好成日同人嘈，和氣先生到財。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBGwZasPJQ
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第一輪夾完餸之後，就到自由環節。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9EbOcsXow
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnE2X1yN5ct
而分出家族地位既最大功用係咩？除左係為左定好一開頭起筷順序，仲有一個最重要既原因。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgENmvCPYM
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5BY8DP1kE
好多人會以為係咪廢事人夾你又夾，冇大冇細呀？823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFH5rCw9W7Z
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少年，你太年輕了。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCPKbp5uHk
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錯喇！！！！你地錯撚哂呀！！！！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4n8eOVrZ2
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOLZ046ozd
食左咁多年團年飯既人應該都清楚，係最低層既人永遠唔會話冇野食。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMf0lq9Gsh
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKmlQFi511
佢地只會係好多野食，好多野食，同好多野食呀！！！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvA9qRbgo5
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxsJJJKjNZ
「黎，食多隻鮑魚喇，明仔！有益身心！」姨丈對住我笑。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxAWn3iZMr
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlOx2JV8kq
我點點頭，食左隻鮑魚。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5VOnQFq2w
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gjbKqOn6k
「黎，海參都唔錯，阿均、樂仔、明仔，拎隻碗黎！」大舅笑得好瀟灑。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKM6AvqeVR
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4plKNtJWW
「冇錯喇！後生仔有氣有力，食多啲！」細舅對住我地三個微笑。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQI8VOJHR3
823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBZN2oElUs
而咁叉大兜盤菜永遠都會有一大堆野剩落黎食唔哂。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx39mFVCS5
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呢個時候就係我最痛恨中華文化既一瞬間，婆婆會話浪費野食唔吉利，新正頭如果就咁浪費，新一年會冇運好行。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0wzhz7XTC
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咁剩低既野食會點呢？823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LSYUIe0CD
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你估下啲野食去俾邊呀？823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxJCBEvO9F
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俾你估下呀。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIABDa3nCxV
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一、班長輩話飽，俾左我地後生既食823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJ4zR8nKss
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三、阿均話根據讀左咁多年書學到既知識話人食八分飽先係最好，夾左俾我食823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMeZc32tPp
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次次食完團年飯之後我個肚就好似有左八個月身紀，我食到個胃好脤，個肚濟到好似就黎隨時爆開咁，幻覺都慢慢出現。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwTJnA7RMh
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點解我見到有條好似李思捷既友仔係我面前跳住舞問我：「明仔，你今次仲唔死？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhN0DctjP3k
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