「好喇，埋位食飯喇。」開心既收禮環節已過，送禮既孫輩都冇一個好似送禮勤咁樣俾人糟質，大家都順順利利咁樣過到一關，唯一可惜左少少既只有Kitty個下畫蛇添足。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrb7fJX1ys
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而對於分位坐呢樣食團年飯其中一樣最重要既事情，當然唔可以馬虎。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaZu5upH40
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咁多年黎婆婆左右分別係長子大舅一家同埋得到萬千寵愛於一身既媽子，然後再開去就係我地一家拍住阿姨，細舅一家拍住大舅。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknwljcvB9L
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咁多年黎我隔離坐開既多數會係老豆再加阿均呢個combo，但係今年因為多左兩位新加入既成員同兩張櫈後，係坐位上面已經有左唔細既變動。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyax6UovQkJ
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婆婆最先入座，然後大舅一家、細舅一家同埋阿姨都坐左埋去，阿樂既女朋友Kitty坐左係阿樂同大舅母之間。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWQrqGFCM7
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而正當我都準備埋位時，媽子突然拉左拉我衫袖，然後笑笑口咁望住婆婆：「媽，不如俾阿雅坐係你隔離？你唔係話想搵佢傾兩句多謝下佢幫左你手咩？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrneK6X3vg
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屌，媽唔好玩呀！865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSdOqVaP6W
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見住媽子自以為事咁作決定，準備推住Tiffany上婆婆身邊受罪，我立即欺身上前：「一陣食完飯都可以慢慢傾架姐，媽子你咁耐冇同婆婆坐低傾下計，你坐喇！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbi8cxJJ8vN
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「我想見呀婆婆日日都見到喇，人地阿雅難得先黎一次！」媽子問都唔開人地意見就推左仲有啲慌既Tiffany埋婆婆身邊。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7UQ9W7SJZ
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PuYJuDC5v
見住媽子好似已經將Tiffany當正我地屋企人，我心入面有少少突兀既感覺。大佬，女朋友都會散喇，更何況人地根本唔係我真女朋友，係我出錢請黎扮架咋！865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXMo3krx4d
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjo233FhqKH
「你坐埋黎喇妹妹。」婆婆一鎚定音，我都只可以啞子吃黃蓮，係隔住Tiffany幾個身位既位置坐低，冇得同佢係食飯時好好交流下。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNC1qM4unq
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfCwP2Bd3q
「你叫做阿雅？」婆婆收起身上個陣霸王色既霸氣，露出和藹可親既笑容問道。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHG50s0pybG
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoyONZ3Hyc
「係阿，我叫做曦雅，晨曦個曦，優雅個雅。」Tiffany自我介紹。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8xoTrSEF1
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOX1o5wD5p0
「個名幾好聽呀。」婆婆讚道。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEufDi7wwDP
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimoER0rHfw
「幾有詩情畫意！」媽子都點點頭認同。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9K4EePUuo3
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeBmxxfqLF
「．．．」望住我老母同我老母個老母兩人係到點評緊我「掛名女友」既名字，我發現原來鍾意一個人，連佢個名都可以讚一輪．．．865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooiSA5bjV1
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「睇黎呀Tiffany個名咁有意思，又做義工心地善良，一望就知係出身書香世家喇！」細舅母突然又插一咀。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvtZ1NJB4f
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlfrFQx6Y0
呢個時候我見到Tiffany既臉色突然變到有啲灰白，佢同我都估唔到居然會有人痴線到第一次見面就要查家宅。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20zj1WwEb5
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巔峰時期既細舅母真係乜都做得出。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKCWoahPeV
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJaQBCPneI
我心入面都有淆青，對於Tiffany其實我真係咩都唔知，除左知道佢係大學生之外，基本上佢真實到底係點既人、做過咩、有冇男朋友、屋企人係點，我都一無所知。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC5aDK2lXx
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwKUsBBSBH
對於呢一條令到佢hard feeling既題目我好唔鍾意，但同時都有少少期待，希望進一步了解下呢個敢言敢做既女仔到底係咩一個人。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgDby6fny7
「唔係既．．．我屋企係普通家庭姐。」諗起屋企，Tiffany好似有少少失落同倦態咁，但都勉強笑住口回應。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPmaD4GWEx
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ByqrMwIFG
對於屋企呢兩個字，佢好似同我有好多唔一樣既體會咁。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPva4TLB4QZ
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDTThqowtB
「岩既，如果真係咩書香世家，洗鬼去做飲食咩～」阿樂女朋友Kitty自以為細細聲咁講。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmllvp8Y1pX
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tnczi6TUS
聽到呢句說話我心底有股無名火，對於Kitty呢種成日睇狗眼看人低既港女，我已經決定要同佢提前三日開開年。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAMHW2KwzT
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「做飲食業又點？我女朋友自己搵自己洗，連我俾既錢都唔肯要，唔似得啲人開口埋口就要人照顧佢養佢咁！」我直接大大聲講出口，人地搵交嘈，唔通仲要我要乖乖挨打？865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8baQKFkZmS
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一直以黎以好脾氣著稱既我居然會大大聲咁同人有衝撞，令到所有人都有少少驚奇，大舅直接用不滿既眼光怒視阿樂，好似唔滿意個仔居然帶左個咁樣鍾意無事生非既女朋友上黎。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMSMNhJ2w1
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阿樂見到大舅既視線後直接叫Kitty收聲，呢位唔知自己已經俾大舅係list到踢走、對於做少奶奶仲抱有希望既ig女神就咁耷低頭認衰。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmOCrJyJVB
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfKUOzZ2Im
「嘩，估唔到你今日會咁。」阿均用住好似望異類既眼神望住我道，而阿茵就直接俾左個like。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgprFfkW0X
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC26vas2UFD
「阿麗，人地第一次上黎食飯唔好問長問短。」對於孫輩既事，婆婆冇咩理，大舅點教仔婆婆唔會叉一手，但係細舅母呢種唔理人感受既「交尻流」方式著實係令到婆婆唔多鍾意，直接出聲叫停。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxPlK3MUwO
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「係既媽．．．」細舅母直接死死氣認錯。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrs8BO8kjY6
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvgb0ueMfm
「好喇，起筷食野喇，唔係再滾落去啲野淋哂就唔好味架喇！」媽子、阿姨同時出黎幫手定定個場，希望令到而家呢個尷尬氣氛散去。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmCOXCQgSb
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdZdCRWFOM
「嗯，食野。」婆婆講道。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDVj4FcM4S
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而呢個時候我仲未注意到Tiffany望向我既眼神，好似有少少唔同左。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthI7EiUfMV
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啲人成日講話大學係一個社會既縮影，我覺得又冇錯既，大學好多時會比中學功利左好多，畢竟一班柒撚濛濛既中學雞都開始變做成人，而ocamp可以話係大學既speed dating，而re-u食飯都係必然既一種活動。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYTyAUUiP7
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好多時一餐簡單既聚飯就可以睇得出大家唔同既大學圈子既地位，同時都可以見到大家未是既影子。大學既世界仔係社會上不可或缺既刷鞋精，學霸係未來指點江山既大老闆，女神就係未來成為大老闆們後背既女人，只有毒撚始終如一，仲係毒撚。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZQNNbuKKx
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而食盤菜可以話係家庭ver既re-u，簡簡單單一個盤菜就可以展現出每個人係家族入面既地位，家族既金字塔完美咁呈現係我地現前。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtP73XWypqP
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見住立於家族最頂點既婆婆夾左兩隻鮑魚，分別放左係大舅同姨丈個碗到，我地就可以知道呢兩位人係僅次於婆婆既話事人，畢竟兩位都係而家成屋最搵到錢既人，係社會上都有番少少地位。雖然係婆婆面前兩個人都好內斂，但係出面人地稱呼開佢地都係乜總物總，一個係開公司做大判頭、一個就係大陸搞廠搞到風山水起，兩個人既成就使到佢地地位最高。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkxYe67IId
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而接落黎第二層就係同輩既老豆、大舅母同細舅，呢一層係中流支柱，支撐住每個家庭既重要人物。老豆好辛苦咁頂起我地頭家；大舅母平時除左幫大舅打點頭家，仲要幫手管下公司既事。不過其實細舅父單單係頂住細舅母呢隻mean精就已經好值得我地敬佩。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcO1t5IfCHq
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而第三層就係負責做家庭主婦既阿姨同細舅母，兩位都係持家有道既女性。阿姨教出左兩個入到港大既仔女，教仔女有一套好方法。而細舅母．．．我就不予置評了。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxqm5PWazn
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而第四層就係我地呢班孫輩人物，雖然我、阿均同阿樂都已經二十有幾，但大家係老一輩佢地眼中仲係未大既小朋友，一日成未家立室，都只會係呢一層徘徊。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6lxLuzNkt
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咩話，你話點解少左媽子？我老母可以話係規則外既存在，想夾咩就落筷，食飽唔想食就負責係咁夾野俾其他人。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ92sqqcB8H
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fVYU9T8Z0
大家都唔在意媽子既行為，成個家族同輩入面最落魄既佢，地位反而係最超然，有時我都想知點解會係咁，但一直都冇勇氣問下婆婆，點解佢會咁寵媽子。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGhSyJsZgH
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而今次除左媽子，仲有個超然既人物。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiz8zGGRIs
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婆婆夾完俾兩位對住家族射大水喉既舅父同姨丈之後，夾左舊鮑魚俾tiffany，然後笑住同佢講：「食下飽魚呀，富富貴貴，大吉大利呀。」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdByl2uFgB4
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然後又係每個長輩碗入面夾左髮菜：「發財發財，新一年呢，你地就搵多啲，不過唔好唔記得屋企人！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHmbfxJ6sW
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最後婆婆又夾左堆生菜俾所有人，特別望左望細舅母同埋Kitty講：「食下生菜，記住做人要和和氣氣，唔好成日同人嘈，和氣先生到財。」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24fPspqICY
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第一輪夾完餸之後，就到自由環節。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoSTHV22Jz
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而分出家族地位既最大功用係咩？除左係為左定好一開頭起筷順序，仲有一個最重要既原因。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7dNzvfkli
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好多人會以為係咪廢事人夾你又夾，冇大冇細呀？865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNCFTe0RsB
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少年，你太年輕了。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0sErFu3tS
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錯喇！！！！你地錯撚哂呀！！！！865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHTc4zymAm
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食左咁多年團年飯既人應該都清楚，係最低層既人永遠唔會話冇野食。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtY9QT5RqxW
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyD9mj9DH8
佢地只會係好多野食，好多野食，同好多野食呀！！！865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99cSwoACIs
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Jgup75XKq
「黎，食多隻鮑魚喇，明仔！有益身心！」姨丈對住我笑。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkX8oDdM7bH
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyw8SnEMHh
我點點頭，食左隻鮑魚。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOhGGpqvRL
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYaZgAkbEc
「黎，海參都唔錯，阿均、樂仔、明仔，拎隻碗黎！」大舅笑得好瀟灑。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpUep30VOl
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRR8KBMQyi
「冇錯喇！後生仔有氣有力，食多啲！」細舅對住我地三個微笑。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Jq9XGGdGh
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlv2VmzfKh
而咁叉大兜盤菜永遠都會有一大堆野剩落黎食唔哂。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VSAoYHu57
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呢個時候就係我最痛恨中華文化既一瞬間，婆婆會話浪費野食唔吉利，新正頭如果就咁浪費，新一年會冇運好行。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAoVm1bSKk
865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlcZnFPmZj
咁剩低既野食會點呢？865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGZOTg0fiW
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你估下啲野食去俾邊呀？865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqwg1ETRfP
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俾你估下呀。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNaj4Rs4TM
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一、班長輩話飽，俾左我地後生既食865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsTW8vxqTP
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二、阿茵因為減肥食唔到，夾左俾我食865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNrlfx4913
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