咔——701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHoLEc4CeL
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推門入到屋，我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼，換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZciBOnZ2qR
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媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇，而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RRKDnfQp3
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見到我推門而入，兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPn6ZPgX7WD
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喂喂喂，應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFS70vu8Vr
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「死衰仔，咁快番到黎？你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛！」未等我出口，媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sC25OOAIT
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大佬，我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlG6BkUmAuN
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我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係，只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼，當我見到媽子好似定啲時：「唔係呀，佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvEAkHpD6W
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我嘗試解釋道。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZkW7Rg6pz
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媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境，由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdQ9skXSlN
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「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛，死蠢！生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅！」媽子埋怨道，同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGuuGoNu97
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老豆扮聽唔到，繼續埋頭睇書。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxq2zt7F3Hf
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「下次會架喇，你地兩個呢？唔係醉哂架咩？」我反問道。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUajD8Gyjd
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兩位唔係應該醉到仆街，點解而家仲咁精神，點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiq8d7a54I
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「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡，睇黎我估得冇錯。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZF5CAxdADK
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我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExPetdMg9Q
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「呀仔，新年快樂呀！」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbC21qQe6m
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「老豆，新年快樂．．．？」我自然反應咁答道。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpzuCxbPRJ
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「唉～眼訓，入去抖下先～」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊，唔等我問出口，直接轉身離開．．．701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZlsJptLs1
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「算，我都入房，冇眼睇你！」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我，搖搖頭就入左房。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaW7ZoIIin
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「．．．」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkdbpwlTMw
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算！沖個涼訓覺，唔理你地。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVBt9LSBPw
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我今日真係好開心呀，我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐，係咪呀，哈姆太郎～
咔——701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91k6hD0DhK
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推門入屋後，細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野，未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年，讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxBjCdSf8R
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「家姐，收工番黎喇？新年快樂！」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgky99OatuC
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對於窮苦人家黎講，有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受，細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPaRAbJR7U
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「小雅番黎喇．．．咳——咳———」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6USAssKxr
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「媽，你咁夜都唔訓，病未好番哂呀？琪琪你又係嘅，唔叫媽咪去休息下！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcSxxJfgB4
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「唔係呀，係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅！」妹妹琪琪申冤。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbcpHMdg6e
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「新年嘛，緊係點都要一家人一齊，本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdp0pJGKLSE
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「得喇，我去整啲湯圓先，琪琪你留肚呀！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrLSlaOVRL
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「得喇，我多多都食得落！」琪琪應道，的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUN3UH2QsnT
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而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內，打開電磁爐準備煮食時，細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn5GeRYU0J
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「係喇，家姐你咩事咁開心，番工番到笑笑口都有？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZCU9Tepyx
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我個樣似好開心咩？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KDCKaJz0P
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「有男朋友喇？」琪琪露出奸笑。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqEaad8Bt0
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「你再講呢，唔同你買新衫架喇！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlVr9U4VBL
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「喂喂喂，唔好呀！」一聽到可以有新衫，唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫，琪琪即刻敗退。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOkP312dzC
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但係見到家姐滿臉春光，琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8pZo3cmup
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「上次個哥哥？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fH4pbcgJt
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「都話左冇囉！係都唔會係佢！」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人，我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyNOaSJ5Rp
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「下，但我覺得佢幾好呀，係喇！下晝佢先黎過探我地！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcadSjrWexd
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聽到呢個消息之後，我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyPiPSXDk3
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越黎越過份喇你．．．701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8sD6hC5Bn
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姓趙嘅。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnUUevwywA
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「都話左佢唔係我男朋友，記住下次唔好再理佢，唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道，我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsCjl71E8s
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「哦．．．」見到我呢個表情，琪琪點點頭，唔敢再多聲氣。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8u3o8juCg
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ax4EGSLwz
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平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我，今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvy3xNs05Tf
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點解呢？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ265Wc1iqM2
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「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbamKgeRDhj
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「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDuIL5mpZm
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Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡig1Yw6k2l8
701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqQtmCwstk
開左床頭燈，我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3zzjxHC0Z
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書枱後嘅牆上，五年前同五年後，差別好大。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBRyWd5gDa
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係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4MOhG7Ijh
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其實我都知道點解。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jHBDjmU5O
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可惜身為懦夫嘅我，明明知道，但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuUbDCRY61
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唔知道，你最近過成點呢？
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中，突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj226Id4YdN
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我望一望係ig嘅notification，分身收到一則訊息。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpwgKjyqCi
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tiffanynoname_214：我番到喇！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ly2VxYZqM
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nooneremember：乜咁耐嘅？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3wUeOMvcV
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我比起佢仲要坐多三個站，連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊，佢點解而家先番到屋企？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlrg8ytk9h
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tiffanynoname_214：岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼，一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ076YvoaEfH
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Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLdF5AKpDB
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nooneremember：唔將我當一回事喇家陣～701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gse0mkWvd
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tiffanynoname_214：好多野唔係要靠講架嘛，在心中阿！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKQNUzTFF8
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nooneremember：我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真，因住食食食，食到變隻豬呀！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqGD7su6N9
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我仲要send多張圖俾佢。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mjujBsbh8
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千與千尋入面最出面個張圖，「不能吃太胖喔，會被殺掉的！」。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjviXJyhTh
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tiffanynoname_214：新年流流，唔準死死聲！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgMCsaq0xH
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呢個人真係唔識情趣。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqP2fRU8TT
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tiffanynoname_214：就黎一點架喇，我準備訓喇。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2Hqw6iVhk
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乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩，我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xyzJFKstD
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tiffanynoname_214：拿，唔好太夜訓呀，早睡早起先會身體好架。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQARVmzGC1
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呢個時候，Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁，居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQXBFsp8Ud
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nooneremember：得喇得喇，知道喇！你眼訓就早啲休息！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2hmzmS8oM
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tiffanynoname_214：咁我真係去訓架喇。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpp8RrhbvSR
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nooneremember：得喇，你就黎變做我呀媽架喇！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUj638hpTfU
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雖然Tiffany好噚氣，但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感，仲有啲沾沾自喜。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHf7TWRq9N
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tiffanynoname_214：好似auntie咁都幾好呀，有uncle錫住。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzVoPj97kK
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我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VmgbCAD5x
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睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣，呢啲女人好恐怖！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLRsqsYitW
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我同你地講，我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝！！！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SLtKZGa1w
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所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲，都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架，因為俾著佢地有氣有力，真係全世界都係女人話事了。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8M2xJuSplg
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明，係唔會———701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjI9monDyd2
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tiffanynoname_214：做乜已讀唔回！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD982KN3LOf
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