咔——767Please respect copyright.PENANAYbnzehOmv8
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推門入到屋,我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼,換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。767Please respect copyright.PENANAkm9WVBDglx
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媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇,而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。767Please respect copyright.PENANAEHdoeWbGCD
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見到我推門而入,兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。767Please respect copyright.PENANAm1Wn6Zilde
767Please respect copyright.PENANAqB5V2yzJVO
喂喂喂,應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀?767Please respect copyright.PENANAqBIVZWTI7w
767Please respect copyright.PENANAxbHqrp5BN9
「死衰仔,咁快番到黎?你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛!」未等我出口,媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。767Please respect copyright.PENANAiwPTLAESqu
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大佬,我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架!767Please respect copyright.PENANAXKBNJxrT5E
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我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係,只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼,當我見到媽子好似定啲時:「唔係呀,佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」767Please respect copyright.PENANAM87HI3Qpc5
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我嘗試解釋道。767Please respect copyright.PENANA5hhJwKQhjt
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媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境,由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。767Please respect copyright.PENANAfXalb4vaey
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「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛,死蠢!生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅!」媽子埋怨道,同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。767Please respect copyright.PENANAPRbL9wNfkR
767Please respect copyright.PENANAF8UdpDfn1N
老豆扮聽唔到,繼續埋頭睇書。767Please respect copyright.PENANAZai4xitehQ
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「下次會架喇,你地兩個呢?唔係醉哂架咩?」我反問道。767Please respect copyright.PENANAbrfsUSZeBV
767Please respect copyright.PENANAydCp3jwgok
兩位唔係應該醉到仆街,點解而家仲咁精神,點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊?767Please respect copyright.PENANAEHetSzo0jC
767Please respect copyright.PENANATKQqKYmzd6
「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡,睇黎我估得冇錯。767Please respect copyright.PENANA3wKsvmISQf
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我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。767Please respect copyright.PENANAVQ4ywKOejP
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「呀仔,新年快樂呀!」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。767Please respect copyright.PENANAS4BQzwdtpB
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「老豆,新年快樂...?」我自然反應咁答道。767Please respect copyright.PENANA32URZMIVol
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「唉~眼訓,入去抖下先~」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊,唔等我問出口,直接轉身離開...767Please respect copyright.PENANAXIgDrm9azs
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「算,我都入房,冇眼睇你!」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我,搖搖頭就入左房。767Please respect copyright.PENANARnD5iTL4n1
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「...」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。767Please respect copyright.PENANApae6H3LU5B
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算!沖個涼訓覺,唔理你地。767Please respect copyright.PENANAUQ7WRwbmtA
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我今日真係好開心呀,我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐,係咪呀,哈姆太郎~
咔——767Please respect copyright.PENANAMzs5qsvjAX
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推門入屋後,細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野,未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年,讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。767Please respect copyright.PENANAuxCdPrQjvD
767Please respect copyright.PENANAhOKqeiSMro
「家姐,收工番黎喇?新年快樂!」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。767Please respect copyright.PENANAPyszLSBfId
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對於窮苦人家黎講,有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受,細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。767Please respect copyright.PENANAHYjawAyg0P
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「小雅番黎喇...咳——咳———」767Please respect copyright.PENANAM4je7JiwLZ
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「媽,你咁夜都唔訓,病未好番哂呀?琪琪你又係嘅,唔叫媽咪去休息下!」767Please respect copyright.PENANAjsmMbj58Ex
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「唔係呀,係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅!」妹妹琪琪申冤。767Please respect copyright.PENANAODnrKuzxbJ
767Please respect copyright.PENANAQPAywNsTr6
「新年嘛,緊係點都要一家人一齊,本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。767Please respect copyright.PENANAw8ItsexylL
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「得喇,我去整啲湯圓先,琪琪你留肚呀!」767Please respect copyright.PENANAPSMbbTqUJV
767Please respect copyright.PENANAv8PnzwgVYJ
「得喇,我多多都食得落!」琪琪應道,的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。767Please respect copyright.PENANABexZPuN9Ls
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而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內,打開電磁爐準備煮食時,細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。767Please respect copyright.PENANAl6v18w1a1v
767Please respect copyright.PENANAQluCZgLWGg
「係喇,家姐你咩事咁開心,番工番到笑笑口都有?」767Please respect copyright.PENANAdvZIijaKwo
767Please respect copyright.PENANA8TfHL12gWE
我個樣似好開心咩?767Please respect copyright.PENANAjW6pr5U1Y7
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「有男朋友喇?」琪琪露出奸笑。767Please respect copyright.PENANAJadY7Rg1Bj
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「你再講呢,唔同你買新衫架喇!」767Please respect copyright.PENANAhib0nZMAOl
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「喂喂喂,唔好呀!」一聽到可以有新衫,唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫,琪琪即刻敗退。767Please respect copyright.PENANA43qmmZ6Stl
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但係見到家姐滿臉春光,琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。767Please respect copyright.PENANAefOj5vkuWz
767Please respect copyright.PENANAclhqhFRuWJ
「上次個哥哥?」767Please respect copyright.PENANAoaOC3Nrem4
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「都話左冇囉!係都唔會係佢!」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人,我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。767Please respect copyright.PENANAu3JLYbbRsi
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「下,但我覺得佢幾好呀,係喇!下晝佢先黎過探我地!」767Please respect copyright.PENANA5c2668WC5g
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聽到呢個消息之後,我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。767Please respect copyright.PENANAL5rfPxv6pZ
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越黎越過份喇你...767Please respect copyright.PENANAmRUWqWtHT1
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姓趙嘅。767Please respect copyright.PENANAOULYAJ64FY
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「都話左佢唔係我男朋友,記住下次唔好再理佢,唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道,我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。767Please respect copyright.PENANA5tH66WSoFS
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「哦...」見到我呢個表情,琪琪點點頭,唔敢再多聲氣。767Please respect copyright.PENANAGpdWy0CDoo
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。767Please respect copyright.PENANAqAhPRbLCh9
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平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我,今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。767Please respect copyright.PENANANbONUOm1R4
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點解呢?767Please respect copyright.PENANA1yVGLdh4la
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「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢?」767Please respect copyright.PENANAFokFo64FU0
767Please respect copyright.PENANA19fwRRuBpk
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢?」767Please respect copyright.PENANAREL4crgrYe
767Please respect copyright.PENANA50xcYXuZA2
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。767Please respect copyright.PENANAVw0omd3WUn
767Please respect copyright.PENANAFuIqzsR5ya
開左床頭燈,我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。767Please respect copyright.PENANA5nhauEPf6Z
767Please respect copyright.PENANAjZB7oAZpAU
書枱後嘅牆上,五年前同五年後,差別好大。767Please respect copyright.PENANAi8hzMXIgKE
767Please respect copyright.PENANAhOdJ7SNaIa
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。767Please respect copyright.PENANA2PiDyt3OnD
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其實我都知道點解。767Please respect copyright.PENANAuPvmcnqeMt
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可惜身為懦夫嘅我,明明知道,但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。767Please respect copyright.PENANAVdOdqNihV1
767Please respect copyright.PENANAJOm3BGjqpD
唔知道,你最近過成點呢?
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中,突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。767Please respect copyright.PENANAh9PzTJQggm
767Please respect copyright.PENANAYXi4BSlrzt
我望一望係ig嘅notification,分身收到一則訊息。767Please respect copyright.PENANAl8htKIroou
767Please respect copyright.PENANAWicj1W8tm4
tiffanynoname_214:我番到喇!767Please respect copyright.PENANA2XsPSswkvA
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nooneremember:乜咁耐嘅?767Please respect copyright.PENANA6371iBlROT
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我比起佢仲要坐多三個站,連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊,佢點解而家先番到屋企?767Please respect copyright.PENANAX3RNdAoLTv
767Please respect copyright.PENANAcaHZtiuPIL
tiffanynoname_214:岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼,一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。767Please respect copyright.PENANA8wengopc8i
767Please respect copyright.PENANAZKTrGvgrPJ
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。767Please respect copyright.PENANAB10zqVTtmJ
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nooneremember:唔將我當一回事喇家陣~767Please respect copyright.PENANAICpuivuK9t
767Please respect copyright.PENANAe9eko7gnCV
tiffanynoname_214:好多野唔係要靠講架嘛,在心中阿!767Please respect copyright.PENANA8d0FRUy2Gn
767Please respect copyright.PENANAh3TdgYYfFo
nooneremember:我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真,因住食食食,食到變隻豬呀!767Please respect copyright.PENANA8lczwxapnp
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我仲要send多張圖俾佢。767Please respect copyright.PENANAAkPhPoCujn
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千與千尋入面最出面個張圖,「不能吃太胖喔,會被殺掉的!」。767Please respect copyright.PENANAdonqxf6b5o
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tiffanynoname_214:新年流流,唔準死死聲!767Please respect copyright.PENANAaXQ07guOmn
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呢個人真係唔識情趣。767Please respect copyright.PENANAuUQytX1I5a
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tiffanynoname_214:就黎一點架喇,我準備訓喇。767Please respect copyright.PENANAjGL6yrkUgZ
767Please respect copyright.PENANAAh5pmu8qIV
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩,我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。767Please respect copyright.PENANAMJED4Wq7Wt
767Please respect copyright.PENANAPHvluK5Iqw
tiffanynoname_214:拿,唔好太夜訓呀,早睡早起先會身體好架。767Please respect copyright.PENANAWXuCHYDPrk
767Please respect copyright.PENANAHKdSEq4kUd
呢個時候,Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁,居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。767Please respect copyright.PENANAUG61QfxDdJ
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nooneremember:得喇得喇,知道喇!你眼訓就早啲休息!767Please respect copyright.PENANAEWupaQ6aCF
767Please respect copyright.PENANAVZyLs3uqEv
tiffanynoname_214:咁我真係去訓架喇。767Please respect copyright.PENANAAYq95QRh3m
767Please respect copyright.PENANATPGGhBzBSH
nooneremember:得喇,你就黎變做我呀媽架喇!767Please respect copyright.PENANAizJOzkbzvP
767Please respect copyright.PENANAo26y465rMF
雖然Tiffany好噚氣,但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感,仲有啲沾沾自喜。767Please respect copyright.PENANABRdtEHaeFD
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tiffanynoname_214:好似auntie咁都幾好呀,有uncle錫住。767Please respect copyright.PENANAKyIQudEpeG
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我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。767Please respect copyright.PENANAVWMBQyrc0O
767Please respect copyright.PENANAghHQKsmf88
睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣,呢啲女人好恐怖!767Please respect copyright.PENANA0o8cv3A00U
767Please respect copyright.PENANAXjrX0rZYSe
我同你地講,我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝!!!767Please respect copyright.PENANAUyMBOvQfPm
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所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲,都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架,因為俾著佢地有氣有力,真係全世界都係女人話事了。767Please respect copyright.PENANAI1gJByflxe
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明,係唔會———767Please respect copyright.PENANAHy53vU6ymR
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tiffanynoname_214:做乜已讀唔回!767Please respect copyright.PENANA7XTDCELtnF
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nooneremember:係係係~係到。767Please respect copyright.PENANASppISwA0oj
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nooneremember:晚安喇,我都準備去訓喇。767Please respect copyright.PENANAgpbNDQ7OQ0
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tiffanynoname_214:嗯,咁先岩架嘛,早抖!767Please respect copyright.PENANA1sOM61L3PI
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nooneremember:早抖喇,快啲休息喇。767Please respect copyright.PENANATX38OlE2cx
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然後輪到佢嘅已讀,所以話阿,女人就係咁!佢可以做,你唔得。767Please respect copyright.PENANA19mFZjJ4jt
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我真係唔明老豆點解會由以前一個浪子變而家咁嘅男人。767Please respect copyright.PENANA4ziRdPOLmf
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係愛阿?定係責任呢?767Please respect copyright.PENANArFVx18MmBO
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而話要訓嘅我,其實都未可以咁快入到眠,唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁,或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。767Please respect copyright.PENANA3YKcFpHn6q
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口頭上係咁講,但其實心入面我並唔係咁諗——767Please respect copyright.PENANAGAeYCLXELI
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百無聊賴間我居然手賤咁樣又點開左ig。