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我今日真係好開心呀，我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐，係咪呀，哈姆太郎～
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推門入屋後，細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野，未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年，讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNsMOcAzGY
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而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內，打開電磁爐準備煮食時，細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiXQXhB0ET
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但係見到家姐滿臉春光，琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHTrE8ZjF8
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「都話左佢唔係我男朋友，記住下次唔好再理佢，唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道，我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzmsgnJu5x
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書枱後嘅牆上，五年前同五年後，差別好大。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNix5o2ouH
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唔知道，你最近過成點呢？
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tiffanynoname_214：好多野唔係要靠講架嘛，在心中阿！728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CQJChKkLe
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千與千尋入面最出面個張圖，「不能吃太胖喔，會被殺掉的！」。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoJSFLy0Sw
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呢個人真係唔識情趣。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyP4vDFdQbr
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tiffanynoname_214：就黎一點架喇，我準備訓喇。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaPkTGrkEO
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乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩，我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ON8cDfcDZ
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呢個時候，Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁，居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpfAPoKQCV
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雖然Tiffany好噚氣，但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感，仲有啲沾沾自喜。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4wC1mv2ad
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tiffanynoname_214：好似auntie咁都幾好呀，有uncle錫住。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0oRcrQION
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我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyR5pSSwjpe
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睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣，呢啲女人好恐怖！728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5ui9ygtbf
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所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲，都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架，因為俾著佢地有氣有力，真係全世界都係女人話事了。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNPLKh7ass
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