媽子教落！892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamRqwJ647h
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太極，四兩撥千斤———892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6Eb2h1pvf
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「講你都唔知架喇表叔，不過只係小小無名BAND 1 archi firm姐，反而我想問下令孃讀完anthropology，家陣高就何方，我記得阿婷當初仲好似要俾人term咁濟？」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmT0HOpJuB
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有望過下阿婷IG既我知道佢自從去左外國後日日都群埋鬼佬做偽abc，可惜樣同身材都麻麻既佢只係成為鬼佬玩物，仲因為走堂同fuck grade差啲出事。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVL268i4l0Z
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「哼，我地自己有搞生意賣衫，仲要生意太好，婷婷家陣特登番黎幫我地手咋！」表叔反駁道。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdODYDVfJqj
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlToXCR6uqa
「讀完咁多年書番去賣衫？咁點解唔一開始直接幫手呢？」我強忍笑意。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsGy1FkvKk
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「你理得我個女呀，佢鍾意去增長下知識姐，冇話一定要做番個飯呀！反而係明仔你呀，有女朋友喇而家，幾時準備落地生根？」表叔母笑問，有古怪。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWn9NDeea9g
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtv9j5PEnFI
「我地未有咁快考慮住呢啲野。」我以靜制動、以不變應萬變。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUwrQrL4VA
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBRVAmSKwf
「岩既，你父母成世人先供得層細樓仔，夠你住呀，定夠佢地住呢？」表叔母居然用出最狠毒既「有冇樓攻擊」，仲要帶埋我父母黎鬧。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfbA7cq0VR
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「邊個話一定要置業！老豆媽子已經俾左足夠好既野我，供我讀書俾飯我食，養到我咁高大威猛、英明神武已經令我好滿足！我以後有需要既野，我會靠自己對手搵番黎，唔係人人都要靠父母架，走佬走到用哂父母儲左一世既錢！」對方用狠手段，我都唔會留手，盡情還擊。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFbhPcKXuQ
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「哼，算！夏蟲不可語冰。你地班港豬咪再屈係呢個蝦毛咁大既地方自己爽，我地出面大把世界。」表姨母自行定結論，完全唔理岩先俾人講中既痛腳。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpXLMXRn4C
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAr4uMYGjZ
「我地係香港人又點？呢到係我地屋企黎架，有問題唔係移左民就會自動解決架，許冠杰歌仔都有唱呀！不過你地鍾意做二等公民既話都冇人會反對既，但唔好拉埋哂我地所有人落水！」Tiffany握住我既手反擊道，兩人齊心合力。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RWEguqe2n
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jcuckj6gw
係外國既華人地位有時比起黑人仲要低，其實如果唔係個每日個一百五個「來賓」，有邊個香港人想走佬？去到一個全新既地方生活，失去一班可以聯繫既朋友，失去平日既慣常生活？892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5k8paW3kLo
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「岩呀，到底咩心態先會明明係香港出世、成長、結婚、生埋仔，但都仲會日日係到唱淡香港，唱衰自己屋企？點解會有呢種不忠、不孝、不慈既人呢？」我用鋒利既眼光怒視表叔母。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6nRo0Iobe
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一切已成定局！892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEP5xlpbVM
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyA1ylzvNM
「呀！！！你個仆街仔，對住長輩都咁冇禮貌，有爹生冇乸教，兩個窮鬼廢柴老豆老母先教到你條咁既食屎狗咋！食屎狗！！！」表叔母疑似俾我笑到面都青還擊唔到，居然直接講哂粗口，仲疑似俾港板分裂三入面既劉馬車上左身咁。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMROWLiI1OC
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892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLw6Yjv4fG
媽子聽到表叔母呢一下low quality既攻擊，終於忍唔住向前踏上一步。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbe4I1QbqBl
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40UsaCVmJo
我第一次感覺到呢一種氣——892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCoKpXdSom
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表叔表情好似有啲怕。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgNLIuHfId
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57LTRaPsuo
「你．．．你想點呀！我．．．我數臭你！」表叔母向後退左一步。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWRP6kA7VQ
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjlMHMyPUo
「你你你，你咩你！唔洗你數臭我，我自己數臭我自己。我十二歲死老豆，十三歲就輟學打工，十四歲就離家出走，十五歲就同人私定終生，十六歲就已經學識潑婦罵街，當初你老公見著我走都走唔切呀！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFo5p1hDIaR
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CMntmMocg
媽子居然搞過咁大龍鳳。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ984CXRqUTx
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcn6Q5Yavi
「你．．．你！！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8XJiBme73
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIkhEvHRvm
「你咩你！你人又老，錢又冇，移完民都仲要走佬！」媽子口速點解可以咁快！？892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroqWQDkesl
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只見媽子打開iphone，佢一早係個screen cap左張圖。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCY5OrATmHh
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「知唔知呢啲咩字呀！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhkmDCDgSK
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfJs7S1hJN
「功．．．成．．．不必在我！」表叔母照住字讀。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXsbHu0bqI
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjaqTwBFA6
「錯呀！係你在必不成功呀！失敗呀你！！！」媽子怒嚎一聲，狀若獅子怒吼驚壓四座。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMs3qdyBs4n
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPYrb8QYIU
「阿，我唔聽呀！」表叔母轉身高舉兩手掩耳。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyNFL5rmah
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0CUTv9UQg
「你做人唔精，做鬼唔靈，投胎做個菠蘿丁！」媽子指住佢黎屌。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzX8m6Ylsx
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKThPzgt64Y
「點解呀？」食緊花生既親戚們問道。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KnkhPfGHz
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52VGWCC7Gx
「起完俾人撇囉～」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNwBefswy2
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWSVaOUjoA
「呀！！！」表叔母狀若瘋癲，就咁飯都唔食跑左出去，而表叔一家都就此敗走，對於呢家不請自來又黑人憎既人，冇人會理佢地，就算舅公一脈既人都冇人想理佢地。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpVdm6tn5e
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbASv0Pqux
媽子轉身望住我地拍左拍手：「挑，輕鬆！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToNV6y5kec
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYOIUOnRZ7
「不愧係當年既撚狗派小龍女．．．」我聽到大舅父細聲講。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovFdkQxSJt
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6u8htXrEox
撚狗派．．．？892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hDXIqSGfg
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神．．．神鵰俠侶？892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpGimDzp4d
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jjM4ljngR
「咁邊個係楊過？」我好奇一問。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZP7wG3DoKm
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccVoEUwtbe
「咪你老豆囉，當初你呀爸係臭飛黎架，仲要係好狼死個隻！細細個就同你呀媽私定終生呀嘛。」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCiX9iRwds
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屌，唔撚係掛？892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoV74ypT1s
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望住平時聲都唔聲既老豆，以往既佢居然會係舊世代死MK。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDXYOAJ2Aa
表舅一家敗走之後，大家都樂融融咁樣食飯，好似岩先嘈交既事情根本冇發生過咁。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuED2E2NAS
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlEXXAMoWI
用老屎忽們既講法就係——892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJjKb0UcaG
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4qvS3wMR9
咩大風大浪我未見過？97回歸、金融風暴、沙士我都經歷過哂，家陣呢啲事濕濕碎，記黎把鬼！892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXKNaoKYh1
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsGnRwziIK
我地後生仔一枱食住飯咁，今次阿均、阿樂同埋阿茵都讓俾我起筷先，岩先成功擊退左表舅一家既我已經係大家眼中上升一個層次。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrX6CJYO8Q
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最少今晚會係咁先。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hpmeCiG8P
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQte8qN5Tx0
而我則覺得岩先如果我仲補多句「敵羞、吾去脫她衣」的話，咁成個畫面會再完美少少。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjClP2x6dH
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpLEyNMyT1
今晚大家圍左係枱前，無分你我對錯，今日中午既唔開心都抹走左佢，Kitty坐左係Tiffany身邊兩人都可以和睦相處。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUvHdByhiE
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KgUNlVWIQ
其實只要Kitty係未來肯放低佢個種自以為是既身段，我相信大家都會接受佢。一家人，有乜隔夜仇先得架，Kitty個種女神心態咪又係俾班兵仔寵出黎，嬲尻佢都冇用架。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVLIEw9VWG
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHN9ufWheJ
君不見，伍求耳機被眾屌，鹿欲利是無人罵？892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxP2knupAk
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqBXTrwyGk
「喂，拎隻碗黎。」Tiffany突然叫停同阿均聯機轉緊珠既我。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUecnUWURS
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhsLZRm1hT
我無視左俾我累死既阿均個對充斥住不滿既視線。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6obXiK9dJv
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8gNrcgF7s
「做乜呀～？」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEdDPVDHs0
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFhsLJQQpS
「幫你夾魚囉，成個大細路咁剩係掛住同阿均玩。」Tiffany將魚分好，然後又幫手潷落大家既碗到。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXbrLG1m3G
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlJ7tE0Bmo
「唔該哂．．．」呢種帝王式既享受，我好似咁大個仔都未試過咁。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwvCixLX9l
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKErDyJaJ3
「我係你女朋友黎架嘛！食野呀，再轉我就沒收你手機！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhqzhA8nsM
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3HVFvqZqp
我乖乖放低手機，一邊食野一邊偷雞咁望住Tiffany，佢成程都係到幫緊大家手分野夾野，可能係平時做慣左手勢，黎到家陣都鍾意serve人。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWfNs6rGP6
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3LiLnASQP
「做咩眼甘甘望住我？」Tiffany放低輕輕咬左啖既帶子。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWN4U1TfSFT
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8a9AwzpOjk
俾佢發現左我偷望緊佢！892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaDB8JSfjp
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DtC1rkWJR
「冇野．．．咁你係我女朋友，望下你都得掛？」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfat0T4XZyE
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxd1kX0Cie
「盡情望囉你！鍾意望就望夠成世喇你，唔食野餓死你呀！」Tiffany見住我又唔食野，係到笑住扮嬲。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPM8G6S6haQ
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcxDBhUQ3x
「淨係望住．．．你，都望飽我喇。」唔知點解，我會咁口花花，明明以往我對住女仔九成時間都係尻笑同支吾以對，雖然都仲係有啲翹口。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaGklmCkWI
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD09pKhJMqn
對於我呢番言論Tiffany好似扮聽唔到咁繼續食野，但係我見到佢好明顯咁連耳根都紅埋。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPxf5DSsiE
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcjvBza0vN
「屌，食飯喇你！望乜望飽呀！」唔知阿均係對個失去左唔會番黎既五十體仲耿耿於懷，定係不滿我呢種放閃，佢夾左舊大既雞放係我碗到，阻止我繼續同Tiffany甜蜜。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rovsI24YB
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5ZaHgq7ny
如果可以一直咁樣落去，你話幾好呢？892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQVeL8LqXX
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApM9sK39Of
可惜既係，晚飯既時間都特別快，七點食一食再加埋吹水，原來不知不覺間就已經到左十點半，係時候要散場。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTxnRfUWbw
892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0BpplOq36
亦都係我要同Tiffany講再見既時候。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpuwaaNSKu
