咔——703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKueYBHray
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推門入到屋，我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼，換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahWimjYmLN
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媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇，而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKLytgtNXU
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見到我推門而入，兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hhuiVRufT
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喂喂喂，應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀？703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhZGGCRx5z
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「死衰仔，咁快番到黎？你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛！」未等我出口，媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPyVbVCQiR
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfWAzASVrv
大佬，我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6RJoKZaWA
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我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係，只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼，當我見到媽子好似定啲時：「唔係呀，佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRgOwJz8Dg
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我嘗試解釋道。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9edbOWlog5
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媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境，由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyT5fsM7vgE
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0d8IO0rciw
「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛，死蠢！生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅！」媽子埋怨道，同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAWCK8QUzo
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLN8TGgIPP
老豆扮聽唔到，繼續埋頭睇書。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VTCeMgQFX
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kSNcCI5ci
「下次會架喇，你地兩個呢？唔係醉哂架咩？」我反問道。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcslnXkowrO
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兩位唔係應該醉到仆街，點解而家仲咁精神，點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊？703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1O7VTmc2W2
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpht5G21a0M
「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡，睇黎我估得冇錯。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0vTtnYdTK
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJx402amGg6
我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0k5x7ZTT84
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNkqINBRBf
「呀仔，新年快樂呀！」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUNiIRSngo
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUIUqBshIO
「老豆，新年快樂．．．？」我自然反應咁答道。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULDvw9ktDI
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7xOzNic0m
「唉～眼訓，入去抖下先～」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊，唔等我問出口，直接轉身離開．．．703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7KuiJUzDc
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIBfeiEqLt
「算，我都入房，冇眼睇你！」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我，搖搖頭就入左房。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MCaNE6ah7
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKl6kroKBP
「．．．」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wyrerCABG
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算！沖個涼訓覺，唔理你地。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdhoaXMdL7
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我今日真係好開心呀，我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐，係咪呀，哈姆太郎～
咔——703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9e4OEHTXQ
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推門入屋後，細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野，未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年，讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJR6iPZfcpT
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7l6mNOV6ve
「家姐，收工番黎喇？新年快樂！」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlokgAHMXN
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdZtmxERr8
對於窮苦人家黎講，有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受，細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RbimCmnSM
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「小雅番黎喇．．．咳——咳———」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLz1evdbWJb
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「媽，你咁夜都唔訓，病未好番哂呀？琪琪你又係嘅，唔叫媽咪去休息下！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Fy7JTECYC
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zDnMAEZGB
「唔係呀，係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅！」妹妹琪琪申冤。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3lUqgxkl8
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「新年嘛，緊係點都要一家人一齊，本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDMd6TDpYx
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbUhFm3MDw
「得喇，我去整啲湯圓先，琪琪你留肚呀！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYOWhZ2Jfw
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtALXDL2MYV
「得喇，我多多都食得落！」琪琪應道，的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoEsYOr5jg
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQVjLfJSZD
而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內，打開電磁爐準備煮食時，細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjSRNxfoQO
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfo1QTZBdkM
「係喇，家姐你咩事咁開心，番工番到笑笑口都有？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bOiDPgFHJ
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzftxHkjEhf
我個樣似好開心咩？703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbHk4Cz5VN
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHReX7pwgB
「有男朋友喇？」琪琪露出奸笑。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFOHkbnw9c
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUdkE4ppbt
「你再講呢，唔同你買新衫架喇！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzxwkCMbd2
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0poplBBH6s
「喂喂喂，唔好呀！」一聽到可以有新衫，唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫，琪琪即刻敗退。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnkmuSDSzb
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEnToQqjX3
但係見到家姐滿臉春光，琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IoAdl7krh
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOB5SvnB2qJ
「上次個哥哥？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHvNUMJHBJ
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEKN0XSyMh
「都話左冇囉！係都唔會係佢！」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人，我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOqpkWmthW
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFw9npFmnsP
「下，但我覺得佢幾好呀，係喇！下晝佢先黎過探我地！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DUqPmqiM8
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQVGQFEV5s
聽到呢個消息之後，我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOJHe6A66C
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZqLB3lidg
越黎越過份喇你．．．703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4g6XHXWGF7
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姓趙嘅。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopHc3U4QQu
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8E4wLO7tt
「都話左佢唔係我男朋友，記住下次唔好再理佢，唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道，我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYh0rkMyN1
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPD82CToTo
「哦．．．」見到我呢個表情，琪琪點點頭，唔敢再多聲氣。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8B3VucfIB
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8iWCE07Wa
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVg6JaRBBDu
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我，今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQyWZ6rlIi
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點解呢？703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpErwRRIa54
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVYM6wze5S
「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiGmmQynAM
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuAgQDg3Dy
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDQ3ZKbcTX
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYcnD3WHc3
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs34UYrOBhk
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkwIV3Vmfw
開左床頭燈，我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62S5hxEN9P
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02nAElWqnf
書枱後嘅牆上，五年前同五年後，差別好大。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqKvBFuf6v
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoOivXRcpN
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAH2LDjMyzL
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnB23EwRPb2
其實我都知道點解。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAbAseLt50
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66QBRMo3PT
可惜身為懦夫嘅我，明明知道，但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZw5pDijPGy
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxdwHiDbOT
唔知道，你最近過成點呢？
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中，突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0iX6DLFAW
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGfUyI7zi4
我望一望係ig嘅notification，分身收到一則訊息。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeihBQ0khaH
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5Lo0QGZUM
tiffanynoname_214：我番到喇！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RqQIAyEiN
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7rMRbLLS4
nooneremember：乜咁耐嘅？703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVAFx5HybT
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8BdYoUv6o
我比起佢仲要坐多三個站，連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊，佢點解而家先番到屋企？703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbthwEI4dCJ
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrIxUDdhJo
tiffanynoname_214：岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼，一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiahdgKGxP
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCAg6JWQiB
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfpe8Vwfqn
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrInsT6F5g
nooneremember：唔將我當一回事喇家陣～703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iIfhPzJzl
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRkxUY7sco
tiffanynoname_214：好多野唔係要靠講架嘛，在心中阿！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiKxZSE2AI
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCi5VhdJRM
nooneremember：我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真，因住食食食，食到變隻豬呀！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOb4nDxExU
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2kImMwWar
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYHB8LRt2A
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdiWyVJrj5
千與千尋入面最出面個張圖，「不能吃太胖喔，會被殺掉的！」。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTodRc2dOv
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tiffanynoname_214：新年流流，唔準死死聲！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtzXMRZkyB
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbs04bIVfy
呢個人真係唔識情趣。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVjx6E9Of6
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekGhl7oRw1
tiffanynoname_214：就黎一點架喇，我準備訓喇。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5phN8qNbFx
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyFRuGq8bX
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩，我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrexmyYdV7I
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2stkcNkCv
tiffanynoname_214：拿，唔好太夜訓呀，早睡早起先會身體好架。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kS0tu4rwN
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGGXgOC7AU
呢個時候，Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁，居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PCJhxzhLM
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqOlv7VAj5
nooneremember：得喇得喇，知道喇！你眼訓就早啲休息！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTMBJ9Csm1
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaffJrdcIO
tiffanynoname_214：咁我真係去訓架喇。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfG1C1mbQfd
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE84IDwANfH
nooneremember：得喇，你就黎變做我呀媽架喇！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nfGDzQwhY
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJw0BRu0Hh
雖然Tiffany好噚氣，但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感，仲有啲沾沾自喜。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ABoNbQwYy
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkAkyqUClE
tiffanynoname_214：好似auntie咁都幾好呀，有uncle錫住。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jVBhu8mco
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcS9mFcZ8k
我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOj9JJ8MKvB
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouvC2dBRIa
睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣，呢啲女人好恐怖！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTrVn6ojhd
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fwBXbom1z
我同你地講，我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝！！！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wzDhVxvr3
703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WVIxRLkVw
所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲，都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架，因為俾著佢地有氣有力，真係全世界都係女人話事了。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxBtqYLgH5
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明，係唔會———703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLy1c85RpR
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tiffanynoname_214：做乜已讀唔回！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnVTnjFu0n
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