咔——811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWznoBI00m
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推門入到屋，我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼，換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZXUQe5QTo
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媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇，而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00XXMiQWgy
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見到我推門而入，兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SI7UNjTAx
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喂喂喂，應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzg6pVgMLrg
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「死衰仔，咁快番到黎？你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛！」未等我出口，媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HkibmCjTT
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大佬，我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqzXdkz9Aq
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我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係，只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼，當我見到媽子好似定啲時：「唔係呀，佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEpge9rUTq
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我嘗試解釋道。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWDPIP5wFI
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媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境，由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqLHfk4VRY
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「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛，死蠢！生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅！」媽子埋怨道，同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5etHxUhSR
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLTnC3e4wU
老豆扮聽唔到，繼續埋頭睇書。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobw9HDJrQy
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yZzyNxX8i
「下次會架喇，你地兩個呢？唔係醉哂架咩？」我反問道。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Fe7fRfyIc
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兩位唔係應該醉到仆街，點解而家仲咁精神，點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMH3jMcukQ
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「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡，睇黎我估得冇錯。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEounuC8NkD
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我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UPKh5e96x
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4T95cjhom
「呀仔，新年快樂呀！」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN8hklKM9o
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1CUBfufVg
「老豆，新年快樂．．．？」我自然反應咁答道。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshIhjURE36
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4p0V2tSOH
「唉～眼訓，入去抖下先～」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊，唔等我問出口，直接轉身離開．．．811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBiai7CrTm
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「算，我都入房，冇眼睇你！」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我，搖搖頭就入左房。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWhNjsgOoM
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3gCoQf6dY
「．．．」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1hZRHZBca
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算！沖個涼訓覺，唔理你地。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOxUvOGmmu
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wRFCRpRhB
我今日真係好開心呀，我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐，係咪呀，哈姆太郎～
咔——811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERBz64UhuH
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推門入屋後，細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野，未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年，讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXST2mtC2oH
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「家姐，收工番黎喇？新年快樂！」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGx6NxBZtKk
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg2AUuRndw
對於窮苦人家黎講，有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受，細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2qmhhzq3i
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「小雅番黎喇．．．咳——咳———」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxwrMHBFaX
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「媽，你咁夜都唔訓，病未好番哂呀？琪琪你又係嘅，唔叫媽咪去休息下！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Zl1qYAqfh
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphh5bxYery
「唔係呀，係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅！」妹妹琪琪申冤。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgewOsbX31E
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7czKe4oLb
「新年嘛，緊係點都要一家人一齊，本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyc8HcbJsds
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「得喇，我去整啲湯圓先，琪琪你留肚呀！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UUcrMEMMe
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「得喇，我多多都食得落！」琪琪應道，的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPujhYoka69
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwm6V31zNFQ
而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內，打開電磁爐準備煮食時，細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmyTqN8mDT
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhTC5rjf72
「係喇，家姐你咩事咁開心，番工番到笑笑口都有？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3LnMofrTG
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTD0HthliCK
我個樣似好開心咩？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ncsZPe6Er
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46G0P5UfKo
「有男朋友喇？」琪琪露出奸笑。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRkIDZOfVE
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUlTKTMwl4
「你再講呢，唔同你買新衫架喇！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05tH9n7aXB
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「喂喂喂，唔好呀！」一聽到可以有新衫，唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫，琪琪即刻敗退。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUFvmCYgZi
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv69Mo8qfGG
但係見到家姐滿臉春光，琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3w2wTQrag
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGoNBUzKbv
「上次個哥哥？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOVYJ0d6gp
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「都話左冇囉！係都唔會係佢！」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人，我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8V5zWWsyEb
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHuxNvk5Pg
「下，但我覺得佢幾好呀，係喇！下晝佢先黎過探我地！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZh85UMMggn
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNq66LtMOW
聽到呢個消息之後，我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7szLUq8zue
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeEV612xAx
越黎越過份喇你．．．811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2Q4GOcxxF
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姓趙嘅。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODn7qXpBt0
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「都話左佢唔係我男朋友，記住下次唔好再理佢，唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道，我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHjqWq3ofj
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「哦．．．」見到我呢個表情，琪琪點點頭，唔敢再多聲氣。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyRCHs5Pha
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOjQ7NNudl
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKBou02Fnp
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我，今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHeAc2vjko
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點解呢？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiJpMcYRRV
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「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdME5sOWjM
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofGl0uCnCI
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRMGbncOgA
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgHP3zC3f9
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZ8NMussMU
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuqSPMpBgl
開左床頭燈，我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89FAQP6DDe
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjo6Kxr7ycZ
書枱後嘅牆上，五年前同五年後，差別好大。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFKb6eRIDT
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJnBgsApLo
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhsJyZEJYN
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG37GZ0hDm5
其實我都知道點解。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDMnqRTM9H
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNHX0jJiMm
可惜身為懦夫嘅我，明明知道，但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWV9LKkdfgn
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唔知道，你最近過成點呢？
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中，突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8be5NRGge
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaZICGP8RX
我望一望係ig嘅notification，分身收到一則訊息。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1frFNpxAo1
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhvOD9Ym8X
tiffanynoname_214：我番到喇！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyvlpW6Zzs
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6AJmXjVv7
nooneremember：乜咁耐嘅？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDW9s4PldyH
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsh84mEbqt
我比起佢仲要坐多三個站，連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊，佢點解而家先番到屋企？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWPqONiEiw
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSq26iCkvt3
tiffanynoname_214：岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼，一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1bCXBrBG0
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5fyyyKMaY
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzCFi5lfGI
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLX6euvlKlf
nooneremember：唔將我當一回事喇家陣～811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEA8E3aScUh
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gCjpiZp5K
tiffanynoname_214：好多野唔係要靠講架嘛，在心中阿！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOYGJg1STx
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkRqRBktSG
nooneremember：我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真，因住食食食，食到變隻豬呀！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzuBDZJnku
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXihtzHXWdF
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC06vMSh54C
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBKgaqIwkW
千與千尋入面最出面個張圖，「不能吃太胖喔，會被殺掉的！」。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrSq6v0exZ
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811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PlD1pH7y6
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tiffanynoname_214：新年流流，唔準死死聲！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnhhSIZVS3
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmMnniSdAa
呢個人真係唔識情趣。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjhypPg1bx
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdL7iiUNiGE
tiffanynoname_214：就黎一點架喇，我準備訓喇。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2V4qDVZyP
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDf3lYfpgz1
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩，我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLx8ApO17K
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6Dbtw1d9T
tiffanynoname_214：拿，唔好太夜訓呀，早睡早起先會身體好架。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9c9w8lzEb
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvpn7seiCZ
呢個時候，Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁，居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuTb4QE5h3
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nooneremember：得喇得喇，知道喇！你眼訓就早啲休息！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrzlv7nEna
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1GesZkL3s
tiffanynoname_214：咁我真係去訓架喇。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhGtf2d9kM
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqF0fwOGo2
nooneremember：得喇，你就黎變做我呀媽架喇！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGXorxHEJW
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9fBll1Xdk
雖然Tiffany好噚氣，但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感，仲有啲沾沾自喜。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEoWKTLvxZ
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZbkDnKzHl
tiffanynoname_214：好似auntie咁都幾好呀，有uncle錫住。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBytWZtowh
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我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeeMCULRtb
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睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣，呢啲女人好恐怖！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMeJMC6JKi
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我同你地講，我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝！！！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowz211vVmv
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所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲，都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架，因為俾著佢地有氣有力，真係全世界都係女人話事了。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI04hwRL0nH
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明，係唔會———811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjZQmu1qrK
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tiffanynoname_214：做乜已讀唔回！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73iSi1BKb3
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nooneremember：係係係～係到。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbwYsU2Qs1
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nooneremember：晚安喇，我都準備去訓喇。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEU9a05PSD
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tiffanynoname_214：嗯，咁先岩架嘛，早抖！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrJe1DKyYY
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nooneremember：早抖喇，快啲休息喇。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMb1ln50BXg
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然後輪到佢嘅已讀，所以話阿，女人就係咁！佢可以做，你唔得。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnp8U3G009
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我真係唔明老豆點解會由以前一個浪子變而家咁嘅男人。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMEFWjozsx
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係愛阿？定係責任呢？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCZ9gfCgWR
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而話要訓嘅我，其實都未可以咁快入到眠，唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁，或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88WoBmRpUl
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口頭上係咁講，但其實心入面我並唔係咁諗——811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUeNwNrczI
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