I woke up to the sound of sizzling on a pan downstairs and the good smell of crispy bacon, juicy sausage and golden eggs. Then I remember I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea. G-get it? No, okay fine then- if you don't like my jokes, I'll have to let you go... go squeeze. My man hated my jokes so much that I had to let my mango. Okay, I'll stop...271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VKk5J2wOS
(this is an excerpt from my book- I added some parts AND edited it to make it funnier in a dad joke kinda way)
Word Count: 127 -One Hundred Twenty Seven
Minutes to Read: One Minute
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