※可能小劇透?664Please respect copyright.PENANAP6coANx703
※時間:靈能三結束後的遙遠未來。664Please respect copyright.PENANAX05ZVvSPQE
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解決了滅世大魔王,搞定了很愛刷存在感的心理扭曲前夫,葉育決定帶著前前夫兼現任夫的黑晊世到處旅行,說是要給親親執事一個超級豪華浪漫的蜜月旅。664Please respect copyright.PENANAQqcQdWp9jL
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巴黎鐵塔?京都賞櫻?海底浮潛?登陸火星?通通不夠看!他直接來了個時下最火紅但三次元沒人做得到的——穿越!664Please respect copyright.PENANArqPSsKmbEv
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魂穿、書穿、遊戲穿……各種穿法通通來一遍,穿到黑晊世覺得自己也快成了蛇精病。664Please respect copyright.PENANA9RKmyV2Yeo
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克叔罵:「現在是大神了不起吼?這樣浪費力量你北木(爸媽)知道嗎?」664Please respect copyright.PENANAu7P0Jva0XH
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小育中肯曰:「都死蹺蹺啦。」664Please respect copyright.PENANApU2CGafeMk
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(之一)664Please respect copyright.PENANAM7eXWWbAEP
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某日,他們穿到了江湖風的網遊《劍三》世界,據說官配是少林X七秀。664Please respect copyright.PENANASyQS81vnys
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秀秀說:「大師,我真的好喜歡你。」664Please respect copyright.PENANAynH7Oizq4m
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大師說:「阿彌陀佛,貧僧已斬斷凡念,恐怕要辜負施主的情意。」664Please respect copyright.PENANAvoclc3RmHQ
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秀秀說:「為什麼?難道是我不夠美嗎?」664Please respect copyright.PENANAjIE551womo
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大師說:「不,施主是貧僧見過最美的人。」664Please respect copyright.PENANArKkwTyh0cO
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秀秀說:「那是我跳舞不夠好看?」664Please respect copyright.PENANA2ViO2cRwIZ
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大師說:「不,施主舞姿絕倫,無人能出其右。」664Please respect copyright.PENANAc5fQ4cpFKU
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秀秀怒了,「那你就是嫌我奶小!」664Please respect copyright.PENANA755kbCc9YG
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大師囧,「可是……育,你一個男孩兒,本來就沒有……咳,那個……」664Please respect copyright.PENANAjj5H70bI4p
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秀秀育繼續怒:「我是男的又如何?來劍三混的誰不搞基?」664Please respect copyright.PENANAWehoLB9Yf3
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小黑:「……」664Please respect copyright.PENANAvphEsnOvDs
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小育:「不對啊,執事你剛NG了,要叫我施主才對,欸,也不對啊,我奶小關我性別什麼事?這明明是技術問題,技術好的話,絕對能讓你吃奶吃到爆。」664Please respect copyright.PENANAANCWjicIvW
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「技術?」小黑震驚了,這事還能靠技術?難不成這世界也有變性手術?664Please respect copyright.PENANAeAfEN81THF
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「對啊,不然……」小育一愣,總算反應過來,瞬間炸紅臉,「等等等!那個『奶』是補師治療量的術語,不是那什麼……不管不管,剛剛演的全都不算,我們重來!」664Please respect copyright.PENANAHgYMuflKDN
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從沒玩過網遊的小黑終於明白了,於是他很乾脆地點頭說:「好,重來。」664Please respect copyright.PENANA1m3O0QpPrE
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「那就從……」忽然被抱起,小育納悶問:「做什麼?」664Please respect copyright.PENANAHZ4aUYYC3W
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「回客棧。」黑晊世親一口懷裡的小秀秀,別有深意地笑了下,「就從『吃奶』開始。」664Please respect copyright.PENANANUQNziwGkW
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「!!!!!」664Please respect copyright.PENANAgIxcH6RG1b
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葉育:////艸//// 664Please respect copyright.PENANALOIFFWp9Ko
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討M!一本正經地說羞羞話,執事學壞惹~(開燻臉)
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用這篇祝大家聖誕節快樂啦~(灑雪花664Please respect copyright.PENANAqv9JGk4G7v
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正如最近在臉書和噗浪靠夭的,填坑填成了蛇精病,於是就腦洞突開地生了篇小段子。664Please respect copyright.PENANAjZ4zooV8EC
未來的黑育就大概是過這樣甜蜜又熱鬧的生活啦AWA664Please respect copyright.PENANAdyekotZRM1
所以不管在靈能三之前看到了什麼都請耐心等待~(#664Please respect copyright.PENANAipHNKp4GUQ
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雖然標了個(之一)也不確定會不會有其他篇,大概腦洞一開就寫吧XDDD664Please respect copyright.PENANA9pDeft9cEg
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By 喵芭渴死姬 / 12.24.2017
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