早上五點整，無須任何鬧鈴提醒，黑奶爸就睜開眼，彷彿體內就有個準確的時鐘。他快速地梳洗完畢，換上一貫的黑襯衫與長褲走出房門，看了眼毫無動靜的隔壁房，才輕手輕腳地走下樓。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrhlK9PHvG
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廚房裡，貴人已在爐前忙碌。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhIazuq3kC
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「小育兒今天要上體育課，多煎顆蛋。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaoOm1zGEi
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「是，主人。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GENVrHN8R
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他打開櫥櫃挑出幾份藥材，開始煲起愛心湯。青少年正是長身體的黃金期，每個做奶爸的，也都懷著男孩兒就該長得高高壯壯才健康的心，偏偏小育兒的身子骨怎麼吃都不夠結實，著實教他有些苦惱，該再調配些什麼新的營養餐點呢？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAjsO7uXlF
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六點，樓上響起一陣又一陣不同聲響的鬧鈴，好似有數個鬧鐘在集體大作，沒多久又同時消停，接著是一片沈寂。他無奈地搖搖頭，這孩子又濫用念力了。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEO3kwNwCS
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見湯煲得差不多，他將剩下的工作交給貴人，親自去叫愛賴床的小孩起床。推開房門，他走近床邊，果然又見慘不忍睹的睡姿。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuHKtGtEk1
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被子被踢到一旁，一個枕頭掉到地上，另一個則被壓在頭上，少年纖弱的身子朝右縮起，光裸的左腿垂掛在床沿，估計是想要下床卻又睡著了。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtB5c2g1wI
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他哭笑不得地拿起枕頭，撥開小孩遮住臉蛋的頭髮，輕柔呼喚：「小育兒，起床了。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97GPKyxAFS
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只見小孩兒微微皺起漂亮的眉毛，抿了下嘴，就抓住他的手抱到胸前繼續睡。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjenPxqkVF
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「不能賴床，快起來。」他抽出手輕拉貪睡鬼的耳朵，稍微加重了語氣，「我熬了湯，再不起床，就沒得喝了。」
「唔……」小孩兒動了動眼皮，發出一聲耍賴的低吟，仍然不肯睜開眼，過了一會，才蠕動著嘴唇，小聲說：「要有親親，才能起床。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHYnfCU5qK
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「你這孩子真是……」實在是沒輒，他只好俯身在臉上親一口，「快起來。」
「嘻！」葉育睜開眼，抱住他的脖子，將臉埋進頸窩裡撒嬌，「執事拉我起來。」
「調皮。」雖是這般輕叱，黑晊世仍拖住葉育的腰直起身子，讓調皮鬼跟著坐起。
葉育抬起頭，笑得像隻偷腥的小貓，在奶爸的臉上親了下，「執事早。」
見小孩兒睡得兩頰紅撲撲，黑晊世不禁笑了下，正要說話，就被門口的聲音打斷。
「唉唷！都十六歲了還要抱抱，見笑（丟臉）喔！」克里斯靠在門邊笑得很賊。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TnbDtVj5K
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葉育輕哼一聲，偏起小臉，賊笑說：「克叔嫉妒啊？沒關係，來，我也給克叔一個愛的抱抱！」說完，他就跳下床，張開雙臂衝過去。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynVYcB2v9t
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克里斯立馬搓著雞皮疙瘩奔逃，「幹！拎北加無愛（老子才不要）！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPigtWEnRML
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黑奶爸的臉就黑了，「克里斯，別在孩子面前說粗話！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJITwFbrdUI
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克里斯的吼聲從一樓傳來，「公蝦（說啥）？聽謀（沒聽到）！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOThQcGeezM
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黑晊世沒好氣地搖搖頭，輕拍還在嘻笑的小孩，「快去換衣洗漱，下來吃早餐。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfQ7uQkt4c
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「執事煮湯了？」見他點頭，葉育興奮地衝進浴室，「耶！執事煮的湯最棒了！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuNcG2xFwG
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看心愛小孩興高采烈的樣子，黑晊世不禁莞爾一笑，從衣櫃裡取出乾淨的制服和襪子擺在床上，又檢查了下書包裡的課本與作業，才放心地下樓。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2I6vnejHSU
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六點半，熱騰騰的早餐都已上桌，一陣急促的腳步聲也在樓梯間響起。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8aXY0zZsC
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「咚、咚、咚……」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRAHTA6ONe
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「啊——」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaslJhiIIND
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「碰！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTFQwTNfAV
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聽那一聲尖叫和特別響亮的撞地聲，所有人都知道，有人又摔了。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFkSSZq3qI
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正好在開電視的克里斯一回頭，就見葉育揉著屁股坐在地上，大大的碧眼掛著兩滴淚，他便大步一跨，把自家屁孩拎起來訓了頓，「靠盃喔！你是小腦派器（壞掉）啊？這樣都能摔？拎盃教過你多少遍……」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZm3fhz5kX
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葉育噘著嘴不敢吭聲，被罵得狗血淋頭，直到黑晊世趕來關問，克老爹才收起黑臉教官模式，將屁孩扔還給負責治癒的黑奶爸，先行去飯廳。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3K96REquP
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「臭克叔！」葉育哼哼唧唧地皺起臉，對克里斯踩著藍白拖的背影吐了個舌頭，就撲進黑晊世的懷裡求親求抱求安慰。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHtywJ5cJC
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黑晊世又氣又好笑，只得先施點止疼的小法術，才揉著懷裡澎鬆柔軟的頭髮，無奈勸道：「下樓不要這麼急，要看仔細腳步。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogf9UHdFFW
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「我肚子餓嘛。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheIw7w0NMR
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小孩抱著咕嚕叫的肚子，巴眨著一雙晶亮大眼，捲翹的睫毛上還沾著幾滴水珠，當下就讓黑奶爸心軟了，連忙拉著他走向飯廳，嘴裡還不忘諄諄教誨：「所以讓你早點起床吧，偏要賴床，都餓壞了。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsc34WLmUIc
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「小育又摔啦？」神出鬼沒的董事長早已就坐，正呵呵笑地往克里斯的碗裡偷撈。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoqB6s9aDV
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罷課司機推了下超大墨鏡，猥瑣一笑，「顆顆，肯定是弄壞老子傑作的現世報。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QbRJ7QZxN
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葉育不滿地辯駁：「臭宅宅，我這叫有研究精神，幫你測試成品的耐用度。」
「老子謝謝你喔，拜託你去研究別的。」想起上星期經葉育「研究測試」後被燒壞的Beta版通訊錶，罷課司機頓時覺得生無可戀。
「死囝仔說得也沒錯，你那個通訊錶才泡水五分鐘就爆掉也太遜了，如果以後我們有要下水的任務，你說怎麼辦？」克里斯說著，就搶回被董事長偷走的煎蛋。
「看吧？我可是用心良苦，不用太感激我。」葉育笑得很沒良心。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCzgJWhcBS
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還在測試階段的初代通訊錶被沖進馬桶，還能撐五分鐘已經很強了好嗎？這兩個混蛋！只可惜，一張宅嘴說不過兩個人，罷課司機只能化悲憤為力量，埋頭怒吞粥。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZpQhgXCOV
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黑晊世端來湯，打斷還想作怪的小孩，「好了，快吃，上學要遲了。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrk6zZwF67B
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有美食在前，葉育立刻閉上喋喋不休的嘴，喜孜孜地享受執事奶爸的愛心。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PmeuUDqvo
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其實葉育從沒上過幼稚園，甚至差點上不了學，生來充沛又純淨的靈力令他數次遭妖魔劫持，母親葉迦娜不得不隨時將他護在身邊，更不放心兒子在學校的安危。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJlMCYkoAg
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董事長淡定表示，反正小葉育早已被他列入預定招收的新生力軍名單，有沒有上過學都沒差，地府偵察部門甄才從不看學歷，免文憑，福利優，工作有保障。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyrBsnjgFY
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黑晊世卻不這麼想，「不能因為孩子的特殊天賦，就剝奪他應有的童年。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6a35o63VcO
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從會走路起，黑晊世就因天賦的使命而被迫封印七情六慾，接受族人的安排潛心苦修，從未體會過正常的生活與情感，不論是親情、友情、愛情，導致他的情商有些難以言喻的發展障礙，五百多年來，也就這幾人能毫無芥蒂地與他交好。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEGXH2ygGR
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「如果被妖魔盯上，我們又不在身邊，那怎麼辦？」葉迦娜還是很擔心。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Sm5Fds6zR
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eHxNpZ8Zy
黑晊世笑道：「我們會教他如何控制靈力，也會教他隱藏自己的力量不讓人察覺，小育兒很聰明也很乖，會聽我們的話。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sprH8yl1x
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvdOXvuQua
克里斯和罷課司機當場就翻起大白眼。乖個頭，死屁孩只聽你一個人的話！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrTmxkmlHG
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時光就這麼一年又一年地過去，正因當年黑晊世的那一句話，葉育開始像大多數的孩子一樣，白天和同學一起在老師的淫威下痛並快樂著，放學後，同學去補習或混網咖，他就跟媽媽叔叔奶爸去抓鬼打怪，不時還會跟好兄弟或非人類生物聊天玩耍，偶爾也會跟一些想請他當補品的妖魔追趕跑跳碰，過著看似平凡又很不平凡的中二生活。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZcYEB5Laa
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「執事……」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQveOnnvh9A
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走在前往學校的路上，葉育有些欲言又止。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrkN52Iv1c
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黑晊世見平日聒噪的小孩突然這般，不免有些不習慣，「怎麼了？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6R2vLMYE8t
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「你可不可以……不要再叫我小育兒？」葉育微微嘟著嘴，水亮的碧眼隱隱透露著正悄然萌芽的情愫，「我已經不是小孩子了。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlx70NUvNO2
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黑晊世詫異地停下腳步，看著那張與迦娜相似的臉蛋，這才恍然驚覺，當年那個還抱著自己大腿的小孩兒已快長到自己的肩膀了，肉嘟嘟的圓圓小臉瘦了下來，稚嫩的童音也成了少年該有的清脆爽朗。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStuAcledJG
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時間竟過得如此之快，孩子已經長大了。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡci9bItLBEv
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「那你想要我怎麼叫呢？」他感慨地摸了摸葉育的頭，只覺得無論過了多少年，外貌有多大的變化，這孩子在他的心裡永遠都像當初那樣，讓他甘願守護到底。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1hWXPCYlI
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkIn0vTBfV
「嗯……我也不知道。」葉育蹙起眉頭，似乎也沒想過這個問題。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGgfp2d4fe
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「叫你小育？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdn95dUhOk
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「不要，大家都這樣叫，我要特別的，別人都沒叫過，只有執事才能叫的。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHUq9EjuJv
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxaN1qtuKq
黑晊世不解失笑，「為什麼？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTetUwpIZb
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「因為執事是特別的嘛。」葉育的臉有些微紅。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkxqcTYD8E
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JPxmZxjjJ
黑晊世沒輒地沈吟了會，「那……就叫你育？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4BqeAurz1
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葉育眼睛一亮，開心地拉住他的手，雀躍的笑容中帶了點青澀的甜蜜，「好啊，這個我喜歡，只有執事才可以叫，別人都不行……啊，貴人也不可以！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZxe2bwEZt
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「好，真拿你沒辦法。」黑晊世輕捏了下葉育的臉頰，這小孩在想什麼呢？誰叫的稱呼有這麼重要嗎？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJnaIvsLLV
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到了校門口，葉育才放開相牽的手，接過書包和便當袋，揮手說：「執事，放學見。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKt25erAXM
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「放學見，小……」叫了多年的稱呼沒那麼容易改掉，黑晊世見他又要鼓起臉，連忙改口，「放學見，育。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZkE76OniY
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葉育總算心滿意足地走進校門裡，黑晊世輕輕呼了口氣，對於小孩突如其然的執著，忍不住又笑了笑，才留下隱身的湯圓看守校園，轉身離開。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OUPrk0mM3
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執事奶爸的一天，還沒結束呢。
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小育：克叔你這麼老了還天天酸葡萄，你小心沒人愛。（用鼻孔看人）716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8PK25lh7Q
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於是，一大一小打架打得天昏地暗，湯圓一旁甩尾助興，董事長淡定喝茶邊記錄小育的修煉進度，罷課窩角落顆顆笑，貴人訓練有訓地準備跌打酒，黑奶爸無奈佈結界。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopbAtpIZJc
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後記：
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來調和一下虐虐的氛圍XDDD716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzASl61HXh
這篇的小育大概是高中年紀，又屁又二又愛撒嬌（＃716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUXTUgg2EX
等第二部完結後，也將有幾篇過往的番外，更多彩蛋等著大家～AwA716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzW37srQ7l
【下篇預告】《心魔（四）》： 字數約五千多字，預計禮拜五發。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0H7C4os40
如果各位看得還滿意的話，歡迎請在留言板踩個腳印喔。♥716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UzRLCTGDf
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第一部：在結束時開始716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZraUtLzOQz
第二部：渡入魔途716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBH9VclLwq
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by 喵芭渴死姬 / 初版：08.18.2014 ／ 二版：01.24.2018
