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※時間：靈能三結束後的遙遠未來。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0iku2sPww
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解決了滅世大魔王，搞定了很愛刷存在感的心理扭曲前夫，葉育決定帶著前前夫兼現任夫的黑晊世到處旅行，說是要給親親執事一個超級豪華浪漫的蜜月旅。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEK7NyF7Y4
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巴黎鐵塔？京都賞櫻？海底浮潛？登陸火星？通通不夠看！他直接來了個時下最火紅但三次元沒人做得到的——穿越！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcTTOVp6aX
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魂穿、書穿、遊戲穿……各種穿法通通來一遍，穿到黑晊世覺得自己也快成了蛇精病。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKCvifCdxO
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克叔罵：「現在是大神了不起吼？這樣浪費力量你北木（爸媽）知道嗎？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxLgFSE24j
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小育中肯曰：「都死蹺蹺啦。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9JuWllP9j
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某日，他們穿到了江湖風的網遊《劍三》世界，據說官配是少林Ｘ七秀。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gXEyWxr9m
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秀秀說：「大師，我真的好喜歡你。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECzNzg9G9B
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大師說：「阿彌陀佛，貧僧已斬斷凡念，恐怕要辜負施主的情意。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCPVlaZT1g
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秀秀說：「為什麼？難道是我不夠美嗎？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aTYUibwwN
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大師說：「不，施主是貧僧見過最美的人。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡar2eHKpLGF
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秀秀說：「那是我跳舞不夠好看？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCiOF81d9S
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大師說：「不，施主舞姿絕倫，無人能出其右。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTFuuYFvAj
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秀秀怒了，「那你就是嫌我奶小！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGCT5lM6wZ
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大師囧，「可是……育，你一個男孩兒，本來就沒有……咳，那個……」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32MWagqFJU
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秀秀育繼續怒：「我是男的又如何？來劍三混的誰不搞基？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sLzSQ4Dyi
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小黑：「……」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYYcCNtFZJ
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小育：「不對啊，執事你剛ＮＧ了，要叫我施主才對，欸，也不對啊，我奶小關我性別什麼事？這明明是技術問題，技術好的話，絕對能讓你吃奶吃到爆。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ499iKtRK8r
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「技術？」小黑震驚了，這事還能靠技術？難不成這世界也有變性手術？691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEHRWEI9Aj
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「對啊，不然……」小育一愣，總算反應過來，瞬間炸紅臉，「等等等！那個『奶』是補師治療量的術語，不是那什麼……不管不管，剛剛演的全都不算，我們重來！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCcCerAmT6
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從沒玩過網遊的小黑終於明白了，於是他很乾脆地點頭說：「好，重來。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4iiialUbW
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「那就從……」忽然被抱起，小育納悶問：「做什麼？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtN0t0hmqbH
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「回客棧。」黑晊世親一口懷裡的小秀秀，別有深意地笑了下，「就從『吃奶』開始。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwkeSOVfni
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「！！！！！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMD0GlEYjo
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葉育：////艸//// 691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnsCPbFpAO
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討Ｍ！一本正經地說羞羞話，執事學壞惹～（開燻臉）
後記：691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXSeLFtWPc
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用這篇祝大家聖誕節快樂啦～（灑雪花691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5UbhXsfUT
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正如最近在臉書和噗浪靠夭的，填坑填成了蛇精病，於是就腦洞突開地生了篇小段子。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UqJeePJBC
未來的黑育就大概是過這樣甜蜜又熱鬧的生活啦AWA691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIpF9r78Ap
所以不管在靈能三之前看到了什麼都請耐心等待～（＃691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sYTGPDcu3
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雖然標了個（之一）也不確定會不會有其他篇，大概腦洞一開就寫吧XDDD691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzRB62thhZ
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歡迎追蹤>////<691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4A29B2IWR
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By 喵芭渴死姬 ／ 12.24.2017
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