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※時間：靈能三結束後的遙遠未來。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaAXcgEznP
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解決了滅世大魔王，搞定了很愛刷存在感的心理扭曲前夫，葉育決定帶著前前夫兼現任夫的黑晊世到處旅行，說是要給親親執事一個超級豪華浪漫的蜜月旅。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlmgGnXG0y
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巴黎鐵塔？京都賞櫻？海底浮潛？登陸火星？通通不夠看！他直接來了個時下最火紅但三次元沒人做得到的——穿越！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOGxcLO3M1
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魂穿、書穿、遊戲穿……各種穿法通通來一遍，穿到黑晊世覺得自己也快成了蛇精病。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfnlt286Xq
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克叔罵：「現在是大神了不起吼？這樣浪費力量你北木（爸媽）知道嗎？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJiAwXbKHS
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小育中肯曰：「都死蹺蹺啦。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BxZyTtWhO
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某日，他們穿到了江湖風的網遊《劍三》世界，據說官配是少林Ｘ七秀。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2z7gOKh09
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秀秀說：「大師，我真的好喜歡你。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRItcFkdYVe
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大師說：「阿彌陀佛，貧僧已斬斷凡念，恐怕要辜負施主的情意。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd66teRwS2k
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秀秀說：「為什麼？難道是我不夠美嗎？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42W5JtDtNJ
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大師說：「不，施主是貧僧見過最美的人。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRUcjsDpyQ
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秀秀說：「那是我跳舞不夠好看？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBc5IrT1Jp
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大師說：「不，施主舞姿絕倫，無人能出其右。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPu5VQVlzz6
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秀秀怒了，「那你就是嫌我奶小！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwwNKqQhZB
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大師囧，「可是……育，你一個男孩兒，本來就沒有……咳，那個……」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Gsp1Usf3T
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秀秀育繼續怒：「我是男的又如何？來劍三混的誰不搞基？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCIRTVJJtI
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小黑：「……」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UXILZtcNn
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小育：「不對啊，執事你剛ＮＧ了，要叫我施主才對，欸，也不對啊，我奶小關我性別什麼事？這明明是技術問題，技術好的話，絕對能讓你吃奶吃到爆。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7chfPVh3cM
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「技術？」小黑震驚了，這事還能靠技術？難不成這世界也有變性手術？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDHIsbllay
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「對啊，不然……」小育一愣，總算反應過來，瞬間炸紅臉，「等等等！那個『奶』是補師治療量的術語，不是那什麼……不管不管，剛剛演的全都不算，我們重來！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjV5OPCAjyh
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從沒玩過網遊的小黑終於明白了，於是他很乾脆地點頭說：「好，重來。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8syr6f8ru
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「那就從……」忽然被抱起，小育納悶問：「做什麼？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Hb0VZZPXY
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「回客棧。」黑晊世親一口懷裡的小秀秀，別有深意地笑了下，「就從『吃奶』開始。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKW7fr88uy
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「！！！！！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0PYSmCtCd
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葉育：////艸//// 791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZ29mTvyq2
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討Ｍ！一本正經地說羞羞話，執事學壞惹～（開燻臉）
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用這篇祝大家聖誕節快樂啦～（灑雪花791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2IUmOuNuw
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正如最近在臉書和噗浪靠夭的，填坑填成了蛇精病，於是就腦洞突開地生了篇小段子。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQjd3JxHoo
未來的黑育就大概是過這樣甜蜜又熱鬧的生活啦AWA791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwOMJ1sWgA
所以不管在靈能三之前看到了什麼都請耐心等待～（＃791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJ4L8rovM3
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雖然標了個（之一）也不確定會不會有其他篇，大概腦洞一開就寫吧XDDD791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWniVRcfIUA
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