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刺拔當圖文部落客快三年了，每個禮拜最大的樂趣，除了下班後享受美食之外，就是想想日常生活中的趣事，然後編輯成簡短的小篇漫畫，一筆一劃慢慢畫出他的世界。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPb1XVMEKI
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當初會取『刺拔』，根本是初入網路世界的中二屁孩心態，妄想用自己的畫筆，將己之所見這世界上的種種不平之尖刺，一一拔除…460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZI8PvDlnt1
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多麼狂妄的口氣啊！現在呢？坐在電腦桌前，低頭看了一下自己逐年越擠出衣外的肚子，他長長嘆了口氣。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8hDRSYLt9
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昨天他PO的漫畫，是有關自己身材走樣的事情；莞爾的自娛娛人，他本身也覺得沒什麼，但看到眾多留言裡，偶爾還是會出現這種的：『本來就長得不能見人了還肥成這樣，與其浪費時間放這種爛圖片還不如關掉網誌去做運動。』460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KtLx8Lxtn
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酸民啊，他苦笑。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq5IRQMN74
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三年來，粉絲數量穩定成長，他心懷感激，前陣子也有出版社主動聯絡，想討論集結成冊的事宜……想當然爾，樹大招風，留言裡三不五時被酸一下，已經是家常便飯。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEA6LExzQ5
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他已經從不知天高地厚的大學生，蛻變成可以臨危不亂（他自己這麼認為）的社會人士了。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cf33bw2yC
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裝作沒看到，就是對付這些酸民最好的辦法。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKICaiOzJqK
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跳過酸言酸語和明顯白目挑釁的訊息，他挑選回覆有趣或感覺很用心的讀者回應。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnZYhAj1NS
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如往常一樣，今天，『瑟芙蘿』也是第一個留言。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwqiUDBqPh
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『刺拔大今天的漫畫也很好笑！瑟芙蘿最喜歡了！……』然後是一堆愛心和一長串的細細評論。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtOLSimf3Q
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這個粉絲是從他剛在B站出來就跟到現在的，一直都很貼心、懂分寸，也不會多管閒事。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqfJ1xwv6q
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刺拔習慣性地對著螢幕笑笑，慢慢回覆完留言，然後伸了個懶腰，螢幕右下角顯示的時間是深夜。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMurB0EsyPa
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起身想去冰箱裡拿點甚麼來喝，才發現已經沒有飲料了。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MqwoveLw3
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強迫症在這時候發作，周末夜沒有烏龍綠他會脾氣暴躁。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2N5QcDDU9
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一邊碎念自己健忘，一邊隨手抓起鑰匙，他穿著夾腳拖就要出門去家附近的便利商店。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1UjeTrEwz
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等電梯時，他無聊地張望了鄰居的門口。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMg5fXtvvD8
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去年搬進這棟老公寓時，這一層只有他一戶，隔壁鄰居似乎是今年搬進來的，門口鋪了地墊、掛著一把傘、擺了幾個小巧可愛的盆栽；那鄰居從來沒跟他打過招呼，遇到了也只是低著頭迅速走過……當然他沒為這件事煩心，大城市裡，誰不防呢？460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLCwkrfHI5
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『叮』一聲，電梯門開了。一個長髮披肩的女人垂著頭走了出來。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQV3hPXLJx
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是他的神祕鄰居。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUbW6TNviw
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那女人頭總是低低的，這次剛好因為他擋在電梯門口，她才勉強抬頭瞥了他一眼。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9KfO3PJ9n
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過長的瀏海幾乎蓋住她的眼睛，但也只有驚鴻一瞥，刺拔看見她掩蓋在黑髮底下的水靈大眼。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9113esmL8
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有著水靈大眼的嬌小長髮神秘鄰居，趁他還在發楞的時候，迅速從旁邊鑽了過去，兩三下開了自家大門，『砰』的一聲進屋去了。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNS1WwlkozA
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真奇怪的女人，他想。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7xam4rArm
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回憶著剛剛飄過鼻尖的髮香，他按住電梯按鈕下樓。迅速的在樓下便利商店買了飲料和零食，回家的路上，猛地看到路邊相依偎的年輕情侶。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWE1W48md5
一股莫名的寂寥感湧現，他趕緊甩甩頭，快快回到自己的小窩才是上策。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoopAybdqaq
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邊吃零食的時候看新聞是他的習慣；一邊是垃圾食物，一邊是垃圾訊息，兩者都是無需動腦的事情，相輔相成，真不錯。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38f608jOqC
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隨意的點閱幾個有興趣的頭條，刺拔嘴裡嚼嚼嚼個不停，順道點開網路論壇，想說多少蒐集點靈感，卻突然看到奇怪的標題：460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUS3SkS6a7S
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【問卦】有沒有發現筆戰班底突然消失的八卦？460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvreVxrZEZN
事情是這樣的……我朋友閒來沒事就會喜歡在網路上找架吵，460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNzVdWTrdf
被釣魚的事情也不是沒碰過，460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgr5nQeh1R
總之就是神經病一個，460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkJi8UpZ1h
但畢竟我們是從小到大的麻吉，460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYU6TB7h5W7
常常網路上還是會聯絡一下。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH36DewpwjS
上個月他說他和一些筆戰認識的網友發現新目標，460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtei2yJarrJ
我罵他神經病後他也沒怎樣，460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkaQ0cvJbU
就喇一喇D賽說掰掰掛電話，460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTH3lZNpsa
接著這個月初我的FB和信箱都有來信，460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5G474eUr5
他說他被盯上，還說他網友都莫名其妙突然失聯，460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXJ3R7qIdM
我原本想這個神經病又在發瘋，就沒有理他，460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlAYni4PLO
結果這兩個禮拜他連我一封簡訊也沒回，460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgLNoiqLFW
電話打不通老家也沒人，460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpW8C5B5N4w
手機LINE連已讀都沒有，一整個越想越毛……460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUW96QT8G7H
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該不會又是什麼都市傳說吧……？刺拔皺了皺眉頭，往下拉跳到回應繼續閱讀。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFNwZs5LZO
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→XXXX：他可能突然想去修行吧460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ07sHJ68La
→XXXX：別理他，餓了就會回來啦460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvV6m03rpcm
推XXXX：好像真的有這麼一回事……460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzsAyw3ndD
推XXXX：給一下你朋友的ID好ㄇ，不然怎幫找460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMoZ3fpAuk
噓XXXX：愛筆戰就要有被鬥死的覺悟啦460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBJGp2JELT
→XXXX：我朋友OOOO也失聯，我明天要直接殺過去找他460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewHD8BnR0S
→XXXX：有沒有失蹤不報警是因為警察太爛的八卦？460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Qci3jBj9C
噓XXXX：愛筆戰的活該460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2egNRdKM00
推XXXX：我知道，刺拔的粉絲頁對不對460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBxuszUdgN
推XXXX：樓上是在知道什麼啦460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKTymzoUhd
噓XXXX：八樓小心，下一個就是你460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5538itoxx
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……接著又是一長串各種各樣的回文。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMBMhW27JV
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但沒有什麼比九樓的留言更吸引刺拔的注意了。粉絲頁？他有粉絲頁沒錯，可他從來沒注意過有人在自己的粉絲頁筆戰啊？460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABMckqtK4N
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困惑之下，他估狗了自己的筆名，想知道些蛛絲馬跡。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu52MxCAE4E
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在他不知不覺間，有幾個粉絲自己開的粉絲頁或是社團冒了出來。注意力稍稍被小小的虛榮心轉移了開，但突然，隔壁傳來砰砰砰的巨大聲響。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VNHrDKJ7h
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刺拔先是嚇了好一大跳，回神後才想到自己隔壁住了個嬌小鄰居，電腦螢幕顯示時間，凌晨三點……一個獨居女孩子半夜怎麼會發出這種聲音？460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhTNle3a2E
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嬌小的身影，水靈靈的雙眼透過烏黑長髮望著他的樣子浮現腦海。他從椅子上跳起來，抓了手機衝出家門，猛敲隔壁鄰居的門。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyWlYKLyb0
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「有人在家嗎――！？」直到感覺自己手痛，他才想到還可以按門鈴。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenh6ZO6INk
沒有多想，刺拔死死的壓著門鈴鈕，一邊再度呼喚：「有人在家嗎――！？」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbDxV0Vwpb
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又一聲悶悶的『砰』的聲音從門內響起，然後聽到鎖頭打開的聲音。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUYGqee87n
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比較厚重的內門被打開，有著水靈大眼的嬌小長髮神秘鄰居從裡面探頭出來。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSweQwOkY2
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她已經換掉外出的服裝，換上居家的深藍染亞麻長衫和黑色內搭褲，長髮微微凌亂、潮紅的雙頰、還有微喘起伏的身軀、緊抓住門板的纖細小手。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92ZIcfJ1S7
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除了喘了點，她看起來一點兒事也沒有。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAgyAdPKX1
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「……請、請問什麼事嗎？」她像貓咪一樣細小的聲音，隔著鐵門傳了過來。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaS7BRBhiMp
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「呃，那個……」刺拔抓抓頭，說：「我剛剛聽到很大的聲音從你家傳過來，還以為妳怎麼了……」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWyxyeDmYg
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聞言，嬌小鄰居瞪大眼睛看了他一眼，然後在兩人視線接觸的瞬間又撇開頭，嚅嚅的說：「我、我在組櫃子……」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPlr8yqF4t
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凌晨三點在組合家具？刺拔差點直接吐槽，不過想到自己凌晨三點也沒睡，也沒什麼資格說別人了。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcVmMTNx3V
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「好吧，沒事就好。」他吁了口氣，又道：「不過這棟公寓也老了，隔音不是很好，半夜還是小聲點好了……免得別的鄰居抗議啦……」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHzpdNimOI
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「嗯……嗯。」她點點頭，「知道。」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqDChzwMGQ
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簡單招呼後，大門緩緩的關上。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIykHN9poZ
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剛剛那麼一驚，回到自家電腦桌前冷靜下來後，熬夜的疲累感同時湧上。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfW28Ty7zkx
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存了圖檔、關掉電腦、刷牙洗臉尿了尿，抓抓肚子就翻上床，閉上眼睛。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQELfKh2gOl
睡著前，刺拔才想到一個無關緊要的事情。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMpJgmqHxG
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那位神秘的嬌小鄰居，從頭到尾沒有讓他看到屋子裡的樣子；她只小心的把門開到自己身體擋得住的縫隙。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZSQyCo3qu
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住在大都市裡，女生都要很謹慎啊。他想，然後昏昏沉沉的就睡死了。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3P27For9zA
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渾噩醒來，是因為鈴聲。
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他夢見自己在猛按隔壁鄰居的電鈴，但其實，吵醒他的是自己家門的門鈴。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡss6IXMShKM
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『叮――咚――叮咚叮咚叮咚――』毫不死心的瘋狂猛按，讓他有種回到昨日的錯覺。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdISvseYmZf
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睜開酸澀的眼睛，抓起手機一看。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETn4ESJ91v
早上十點半。搞什麼？他皺眉。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YFgX042R6
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『叮――咚――叮咚叮咚叮咚――』門鈴還在響。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLRM2bE6au
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被這麼一催，屋子的主人也是會急的。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uCP6LSsKN
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「來了！」刺拔吼了出聲，然後慢吞吞的下床穿衣穿褲，晃到客廳開門。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6skHI2YVop
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因為平常很少有訪客，所以刺拔也忘了要先確認來者。這件認知，是他開門後，看到對方的制服才想到的。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLP535Q3fZl
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「您好，請問您是網路部落客刺拔先生本人嗎？」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelkqEzggW9
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是警察。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLx0BA3gjvZ
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「關於這陣子發生的連續失蹤案件，我們想向您詢問一些事情。」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVN5kqq7Wf
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他真該找件像樣的褲子穿的，刺拔心想。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbARiVZVOy
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只穿一條四角褲的雙腿，不知為何抖了一下。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHQvLJXcAG
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