「望咩啫你。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgirrFG6dqz
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這句毫不浪漫，沒有女生應有的溫柔、可愛和氣質的說話，卻成了我們的開場白。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4u8uLni1s8
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826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzrTmqlPPV
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時間要退帶一點，我要先自我介紹一下。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06j5pzHCkg
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我叫方禮賢，一個由小到大都被身邊的人認定為「女人」的男人。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXyBAklnaZ
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMK0PmunSp
當然，除了我沒有六尺高之外，還有基於我性格溫馴和甚少涉獵運動，沒有六塊腹肌和強勁的臂彎。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjkfWX5bHf
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnROozB0ML
其實我的體格之所以不像雄赳赳的男子漢，應該和我十二歲那場大病有關，我也忘了是什麼病，總之是類似氣管收縮，只有躺臥床上才能呼吸，一下床走路就立即呼吸困難。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvYComQ91r
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結果我足足在床上躺了兩個星期，差點連畢業禮也去不成。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkrEhpriaD
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDobXnHtHu
怪不得我運動那麼差，練不成傳說中張家輝的身材，原來有原因的。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkCULzM0Ef
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RVnUgjNNR
可是老媽總是說，我練不成好身材，根本就是懶，那個病在中一時早就好了啦。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7LPl0rvEq
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喔，是嗎？826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbEIyXiANH
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好吧，我承認我是有一點點點那麼懶，平日最喜歡就是躲在家中，什麼地方都不去，然後一口汽水、一口薯片，一邊大笑地看電影。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8IbNONYCn
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什麼叫人生享受？ 這就是人生享受！826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmUJKqdtkP
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1eMx5PXpc
「阿賢，你咁嘅樣，邊會有女仔會想嫁你啊？」每次看到我這個模樣，母親就會皺著眉、搖搖頭地替我擔心。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyc1HaBYhlk
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AgexFvXtS
這個時候，我總是開玩笑地說：「媽，女仔唔係睇『樣子』，係睇『銀子』架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIsx6oGvXK
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJhVVUrtXc
後來，我才發現，在香港，根本連「搵食」都不容易。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrT7szfHQn9
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEHmz126qY
我記得，曾經網絡上流傳一段句：826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59TSs8wTkc
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生，容易。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uQ51GyhKS
活，容易。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8INmwkjyo
生活，不容易。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wt0gnY0mM
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLQUBsDU4E
如果套用在香港，那就是：826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLOLc28PsX
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生：容易。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡws7S3oWtu3
活：容易。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbg3V08VC8
在香港生活：FUCK OFF826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBikbFF4kV
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826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXbi5TcuDC
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「媽，女仔唔係睇樣子，係睇銀子架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYdmerFLQa
「仔，如果一個女仔係因為錢先鍾意你，乜你真係能夠打從心底裡開心咩？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYO4zuTTpH
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