「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuWzOoWItY
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61eOq1xQdh
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVcpRtUkED
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHaqoTTy8R
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「我聽唔明。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3L866G1qa
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabuonG1C9u
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwsRMrtS3z
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這個原因，遲點會說。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhXMbzJMjv
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuoXzptBYn
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtiIeOQXzB
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpl4gjHnU7
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePFWLbx76N
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH1nyiMUvs
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Hp5MbqqBA
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnilklwYoe
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruzQUIr0Fm
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mbOTEfTbP
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0NQQAijkt
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不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdUcevRwBu
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到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyT4Mzw473
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「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlg7pkqSnw
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雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypiOwRctgw
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Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthcUdkN8ni
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOLts7BUNO
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnI3FRe9YA
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世事往往難以預料。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzR2A8LzZja
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzhiuuyQoN
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEElM4yo5k
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是的，真的那麼剛好。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKUk3W0yO6
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63z4R3ECgh
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXVqJP1ivr
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCDT7hvG3r
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他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8uztHc7zq
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnKgXa8dYT
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在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuydkG18gL
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbuz3jx6yG
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「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDvSFjtfdR
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「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLOiG0OLc1
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「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRKgThLh0E
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「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZovnLQuej
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「唔信！」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM33yk6vLw6
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「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNPCOF6Yci
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xgDUR0FZl
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSk762nW6wD
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我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBqatmedG5
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「咩點？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnSV7MyIa8
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「佢無打你咩？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBIjyZp1M8
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「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCEG9fCUYG
那麼奇怪？575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gyfSM4p1H
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「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0odHS6CFb
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「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjhkCjy7ID
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「係咁就原諒你？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17vFDxRBG3
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「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvLI0CSi2P
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「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcmFom6VMJ
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望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamQtRGD9Lv
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算了。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuYsgWfXcL
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymK5SghmZv
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我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyTY7B8B7G
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FG1bFBEks
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWeUHhuPqg
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxtJoB0FwU
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可是他……575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyJDV3cUHM
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我該怎麼說呢？575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSsklCzMl8
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtu8f255xaQ
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7WbQtoxn4
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雖然動機未明。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7Yj5g77ce
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaa7wYNpPwd
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事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJg4DFVcsx
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他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRJbHG6I4e
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOcfXI8VqB
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總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGaNvvq2R2
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSF7hMi2RgN
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我說了，不原諒還好。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnk1exijrl0
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劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJB5PKslLD
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例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6YkUhSlgV
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不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXhMOfmrlF
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他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrxP5ZBYF9
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所以？575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttR1K6m8sX
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耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7PA5I0FvC
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「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQIu5b7pOr
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然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fLvmfmChI
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怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMITte4g15
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總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGB7z3FUQP
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又回到我的故事。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1q02N9Ikl
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「望咩啫你。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NznZvG02m
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