「望咩啫你。」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtnJK1i1Re
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這句毫不浪漫，沒有女生應有的溫柔、可愛和氣質的說話，卻成了我們的開場白。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hkrflZLUS
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時間要退帶一點，我要先自我介紹一下。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPSMqyC4eD
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaAIqs6ASQ
我叫方禮賢，一個由小到大都被身邊的人認定為「女人」的男人。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqtMXDw9fh
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當然，除了我沒有六尺高之外，還有基於我性格溫馴和甚少涉獵運動，沒有六塊腹肌和強勁的臂彎。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25Mmqv5JRA
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWyXLDwQGD
其實我的體格之所以不像雄赳赳的男子漢，應該和我十二歲那場大病有關，我也忘了是什麼病，總之是類似氣管收縮，只有躺臥床上才能呼吸，一下床走路就立即呼吸困難。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvT7i1Erv34
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結果我足足在床上躺了兩個星期，差點連畢業禮也去不成。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZuxYkdcul
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GZ2BDah4P
怪不得我運動那麼差，練不成傳說中張家輝的身材，原來有原因的。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEud1UnjWCN
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可是老媽總是說，我練不成好身材，根本就是懶，那個病在中一時早就好了啦。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KRv3eViC9
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喔，是嗎？942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8exEK2aX2
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好吧，我承認我是有一點點點那麼懶，平日最喜歡就是躲在家中，什麼地方都不去，然後一口汽水、一口薯片，一邊大笑地看電影。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWO2JjmEkt
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什麼叫人生享受？ 這就是人生享受！942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwxhKJmzmg
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbJCrO23EX
「阿賢，你咁嘅樣，邊會有女仔會想嫁你啊？」每次看到我這個模樣，母親就會皺著眉、搖搖頭地替我擔心。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZUMuXzprD
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzCULZ3dAc
這個時候，我總是開玩笑地說：「媽，女仔唔係睇『樣子』，係睇『銀子』架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ynAv8iWPY
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後來，我才發現，在香港，根本連「搵食」都不容易。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzbRgin8TW
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我記得，曾經網絡上流傳一段句：942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Evtj5iJ70
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生，容易。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOz81h30UP
活，容易。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5Uyq8X3yp
生活，不容易。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSE2BOsMvx
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZbbm2WRMm
如果套用在香港，那就是：942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcT5uI35H96
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生：容易。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrRwFwubUR
活：容易。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLowmeQTLJ9
在香港生活：FUCK OFF942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wXZQI8vj5
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「媽，女仔唔係睇樣子，係睇銀子架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIE7JBNpRW
「仔，如果一個女仔係因為錢先鍾意你，乜你真係能夠打從心底裡開心咩？」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMhai4Q5tV
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