「望咩啫你。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXws2BW1Z8a
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdS479O5gLK
這句毫不浪漫，沒有女生應有的溫柔、可愛和氣質的說話，卻成了我們的開場白。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuWuGgyL5b
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848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uxSe3XbpK
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時間要退帶一點，我要先自我介紹一下。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3d0hZb9IA9
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我叫方禮賢，一個由小到大都被身邊的人認定為「女人」的男人。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81jYKqeqpa
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當然，除了我沒有六尺高之外，還有基於我性格溫馴和甚少涉獵運動，沒有六塊腹肌和強勁的臂彎。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8degqI9Nra
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aVoNLlPZa
其實我的體格之所以不像雄赳赳的男子漢，應該和我十二歲那場大病有關，我也忘了是什麼病，總之是類似氣管收縮，只有躺臥床上才能呼吸，一下床走路就立即呼吸困難。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8htfI1y0i
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9frVgJeep
結果我足足在床上躺了兩個星期，差點連畢業禮也去不成。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1ZWOq5rXZ
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhitpPdNfKN
怪不得我運動那麼差，練不成傳說中張家輝的身材，原來有原因的。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSLjHrM9nk
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrb8IGqkF5a
可是老媽總是說，我練不成好身材，根本就是懶，那個病在中一時早就好了啦。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dLiOWqVQh
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPtJQNMcJ5
喔，是嗎？848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPFQ3Tyo76
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好吧，我承認我是有一點點點那麼懶，平日最喜歡就是躲在家中，什麼地方都不去，然後一口汽水、一口薯片，一邊大笑地看電影。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkXPfNpr57
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什麼叫人生享受？ 這就是人生享受！848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDKEWtj0BI
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXbwgbUXM8
「阿賢，你咁嘅樣，邊會有女仔會想嫁你啊？」每次看到我這個模樣，母親就會皺著眉、搖搖頭地替我擔心。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EVRu7JGoI
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwonW6yJ2XC
這個時候，我總是開玩笑地說：「媽，女仔唔係睇『樣子』，係睇『銀子』架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46LT8dLSKD
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後來，我才發現，在香港，根本連「搵食」都不容易。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKNCrTVtwl
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgiXMBkpLH
我記得，曾經網絡上流傳一段句：848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDjZ9VnQWC
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgHLDzJ3h2
生，容易。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlRIlTydQu
活，容易。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEm8KFKJsy
生活，不容易。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLi7KtZSXc
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdTMkofbgN
如果套用在香港，那就是：848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AnEnUCMnJ
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJq8rollBs
生：容易。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDJGFGmhi1
活：容易。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8uQJSuO0m
在香港生活：FUCK OFF848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiucoZddZN
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「媽，女仔唔係睇樣子，係睇銀子架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97n8CgqRYm
「仔，如果一個女仔係因為錢先鍾意你，乜你真係能夠打從心底裡開心咩？」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaal92zwLz
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