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霎眼望落去,佢間房擺咗羅庚、八卦陣、通勝、塔羅牌、星座位置圖、水晶球、桃木劍、關公像、十字架、就連Anson Lo海報都有張,似乎所有同神佛有關嘅嘢佢都應有盡有。8964 copyright protection1043PENANAECKZnJOb1B 維尼
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而最特別嘅,係佢間房嘅一角放咗好多罐好似罐頭嘅物體。8964 copyright protection1043PENANACG3jgQ4bVS 維尼
八仙果師父留意到我嘅眼光,即刻一輪嘴咁講:「靚仔你識貨喇,呢啲係我八仙果師父獨家出品嘅『辟邪八仙果』。每罐都經過我親自加持過,有邪驅邪,無邪亦都生津解渴。你哋好彩喇,呢期我新推出咗幾隻新味,有宇治抹茶、紫薯、海鹽、黑糖珍珠、芫茜同咸蛋黃味,買齊六隻味仲會有八八折添。」8964 copyright protection1043PENANAhfCeBh0YRg 維尼
聽住佢咁樣hard sell,仲要迎合潮流用啲八仙果整埋哂啲奇怪味,我對眼前呢個大嬸嘅信心再次跌翻落谷底,無奈咁同佢講:「不如你都係入翻正題,幫翻我女朋友吧啦。」8964 copyright protection1043PENANAExusaFHCWU 維尼
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八仙果師父對於我打斷佢推銷亦無咩唔滿意,點一點頭,就望翻住敏敏。8964 copyright protection1043PENANATI2VUrAmtO 維尼
「我叫八仙果,源自於法力可比『八仙』之高,同時亦想提醒自己多作善因得善果,所以先會得名『八仙果』。憑我嘅法力,我睇得出同聞得出,妹妹你身上嘅問題,似乎同『蠱』有關喎。」8964 copyright protection1043PENANA9EY4bWcZVH 維尼
八仙果師父此言一出,我同敏敏立即對望一眼,互相點頭,心裡面同樣諗到:「呢個女人,又唔係完全無料喎。」8964 copyright protection1043PENANAmySZ9RSPE1 維尼
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八仙果師父望一望掛喺牆上嘅鐘,然後雙手十指頻頻來回彈動,似乎係計緊啲數。8964 copyright protection1043PENANA6vK1ofQTje 維尼
過咗一陣,八仙果師父突然拍枱企咗起身:「仲有唔到半個時辰就係午時三刻,亦係一日陽氣最旺嘅時候,如果可以及時將你體內嘅毒蟲趕出,你體內嘅蠱毒就可以解開喇!而家,跟我嚟!」8964 copyright protection1043PENANAU15eK1pWej 維尼
睇住八仙果師父一臉緊張咁拎起側邊書櫃嘅一個file同幾罐佢自己啲八仙果,然後勁快就跑咗出屋外,我同敏敏都唔敢怠慢,即刻跟實佢一齊跑。8964 copyright protection1043PENANAnxmg3l6Nqu 維尼
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轉眼之間,我哋上咗唐樓天台。8964 copyright protection1043PENANAwi3dAX588m 維尼
八仙果師父唔知幾時換咗件道袍,然後叫敏敏坐咗喺天台中間。8964 copyright protection1043PENANAgTSZNZibps 維尼
「一陣,我會用趁住午時三刻嘅時候,用我嘅八仙果幫你引出你體內嘅毒蟲。今次作法起碼要用五罐八仙果,睇情況再加,放心,所有費用最後會計哂落你張單度㗎喇。」八仙果師父一邊圍住敏敏行,一邊拎住五罐八仙果灑落佢個身度。8964 copyright protection1043PENANATCD2ZDHV3v 維尼
而企喺側邊嘅我,簡直就好似睇緊電視入面嗰啲風水命理節目咁,完全唔明白到底發生緊咩事。8964 copyright protection1043PENANAY46U1MOSmF 維尼
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八仙果師父以敏敏為圓心,喺天台地下灑滿一地八仙果之後,從衫袋度拎出咗一塊樹葉遞俾敏敏:「合埋眼含住佢,一半口外,一半口內。」8964 copyright protection1043PENANASOiVNbybKk 維尼
「吓?」敏敏對呢個指令唔太明白。8964 copyright protection1043PENANAYqZN2zBcev 維尼
「蟲天性鍾意食葉,而呢一塊係經過我加持嘅新界有機菜葉,你含住一半,將氣味留喺體內引毒蟲進入你個口,另一半留喺口外,吸引陽光化作陽氣,到時我另有用途。」八仙果師父似模似樣咁解釋。8964 copyright protection1043PENANAXc8iyW7Dcy 維尼
到底含樹葉有冇用我真係唔知,但係我睇住敏敏而家個樣,我淨係聯想到嗰隻含住樹葉嘅「唔L係掛」樹熊。8964 copyright protection1043PENANAtYrxjZamWR 維尼
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正當我打算影低敏敏而家呢個滑稽樣將來笑下佢嘅時候,八仙果師父突然大叫一聲:「午時三刻已到,『破蠱大法』速速運行。」8964 copyright protection1043PENANADBH2Cv8i3A 維尼
只見佢左右手同時伸出食指中指,然後兩手交叉形成一個十字,口中念念有詞。8964 copyright protection1043PENANAlUgiGfvWnq 維尼
我本來仲想行近少少佢聽下佢講咩,點知佢突然又大喝一聲:「『蟲』不喜歡孤單一個!」8964 copyright protection1043PENANANnx83zoeAY 維尼
我俾佢呢下大嗌嚇咗一嚇,口就好自然咁擘大咗。8964 copyright protection1043PENANA0hqSaVnL26 維尼
點知隨住佢呢聲叫喊,佢兩隻手突然擲出十幾廿粒八仙果,搞到我個口當堂吸咗幾粒。8964 copyright protection1043PENANAqbTs3Dflfe 維尼
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「萬事俱備,如無意外,條蟲應該準備會從佢個鼻爬出嚟!」八仙果師父用兩指指住敏敏個鼻。8964 copyright protection1043PENANA6qADsqwPXL 維尼
「咩啊?乜都無喎!」我睇咗一輪,感覺呢個八仙果師父都係似神棍多啲,所以都係對佢講嘅嘢充滿質疑。8964 copyright protection1043PENANAXzOcc0uIgT 維尼
「你望清楚啲!」八仙果師父大喝一聲,一手將我個頭推近敏敏個鼻。8964 copyright protection1043PENANAw1D8f91K5m 維尼
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估唔到,呢一下,我真係睇到。8964 copyright protection1043PENANA8JfIEogYvs 維尼
一條疑似係尾巴嘅嘢,呢刻就喺敏敏個鼻孔度蠢蠢欲動。8964 copyright protection1043PENANAzdxc480Raz 維尼
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