無錯，就係周星馳，人稱「星爺」嘅港產片喜劇大師周星馳。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCsPVF7wee
提到佢，係因為就係佢，我頭先先諗到入村嘅方法。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUdkfzj7UC
如果你曾經睇過《國產凌凌柒》，你肯定記得有一幕周星馳同一班囚犯俾人捉咗去槍斃。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjG5tAZCNk
任憑嗰班囚犯識輕功水上飄定係阿爸係政要，都無一個可以逃得過俾軍人槍斃嘅命運。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDmP6q2kYj
但係，唯獨周星馳一個最後可以喺軍人嘅槍口全身而退，而佢用嘅方法就係最簡單直接嘅，俾錢軍人。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jAliphViH
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正所謂「錢係萬能嘅」，所以頭先我只不過係用苗語向老伯講咗聲「你好」，當佢望向我之後，我就靜靜雞拎咗十蚊俾佢。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCDcz7nxdb
佢咩都無講就收咗十蚊入袋，然後目光從村口個牌轉去遠方，用身體語言表示自己隻眼開隻眼閉。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkK1sagO4U3
於是，我哋就咁就入到村喇。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ILPfqVqf5
所以話，今次係咪要多謝周星馳先。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaJu0YK0Gi
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而聽完我嘅解釋之後，敏敏同八仙果師父都無言以對。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfIyuIo0ES
相信佢哋都無諗過，其實嚟到呢啲偏僻村落，錢先至係最大武器。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVK1lD2mPC5
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入到村之後，我哋見到村內道路兩旁都係一啲睇落好簡樸嘅石屋。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgwDdo2fD9
好多屋後都種咗幾塊田，似乎呢條村都係以耕作維生。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchbngrVHAn
由於呢啲村落無門牌號碼，所以我哋唯有拎住向彩萍封信所寫嘅地址，逐家逐戶去查。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUX6HjzuJUt
由於我哋個樣似外地人，無人願意答我哋，好彩我哋遇到一個無著褲走圍跑嘅小朋友，我哋俾咗粒糖佢，佢就好開心咁搖住Patpat指咗一間就喺十步以外嘅屋俾我哋睇。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpBrMUddkz
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我哋走到過去，發現呢間屋同其他屋唔太相同。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodIASeJgG9
睇落，佢嘅感覺比較新淨，似乎近年應該曾經翻新過。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHI32lRXyQ
另外，呢間屋外亦都掛咗一個手寫嘅招牌，上面寫住「譚哥三仔米線」。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycgUE3EDmx
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「睇呢間舖名，非常有中國舖頭『參考』其他店名嘅特色。向彩萍曾經做過『譚仔』，照咁睇，呢度好有可能真係佢所住嘅地方喎。」我望一望入去間舖，都有兩個客人喺度食緊嘢。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtvuxZzbWy
「入去睇下，不過萬事小心。」八仙果師父細聲叮囑我哋，然後就同我哋一齊入咗去。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwjxDDQ49D
舖頭入面其實都無乜裝修，只係有四面普通嘅石牆，同店外嘅新淨感覺唔太相似。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXmKz0Vton
舖面唔大，只係放咗四張細枱，而餐廳入面客人亦都唔多，只得一對老年嘅夫婦喺度默默咁食緊米線。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopRFb2W0R8
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於是，我哋隨意坐咗落一張枱度，枱面上有張餐單。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAIj9EEiz7
我拎起一睇，發現餐單嘅設計同內容都同「譚仔」超似，但係價錢就平超級多，大概十蚊就可以食到一個三餸米線，物價都貼近翻呢度嘅農村。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rDt4gLUBE
我哋坐低無耐，就有一個睇落四十幾歲嘅男人從舖頭側邊一道小門走出嚟。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG1OSJ1T6D
睇佢一身古銅膚色再加埋佢件背心令到手臂肌肉展示哂出嚟，霎眼望落去有幾分似苗族版嘅黃德斌。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQY7IcOHct
苗族黃德斌走埋我哋張枱講咗幾句苗語，意思上大致係問我哋想食啲咩。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jtfc0gBcL
照咁睇，佢應該係呢間舖嘅老闆。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfvrEo6kOe
由於我哋坐咗成朝車都已經有啲肚餓，所以就各自手指指咁點咗三碗米線，打算邊食邊商量對策。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBRxaUDYgJ
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