hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory349Please respect copyright.PENANASlEY5iMdHh
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 349Please respect copyright.PENANAoD1CBuo4su
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.349Please respect copyright.PENANAS12MwAzA3R
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?349Please respect copyright.PENANACZFKH8yDjp
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.349Please respect copyright.PENANAHVr7v0CVTl
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.349Please respect copyright.PENANAPRh4ATX2vp
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.349Please respect copyright.PENANAxNdAeTwxHH
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.349Please respect copyright.PENANAoXOacGC96m
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?349Please respect copyright.PENANAAy5qdvauMr
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.349Please respect copyright.PENANAadguRlE5cA
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.349Please respect copyright.PENANAiLEDH4zWNa
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.349Please respect copyright.PENANAhR9qfQO5Qi
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 349Please respect copyright.PENANAfk0d2woI0v
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.349Please respect copyright.PENANA942OefPM6l
girl bestie? - coco <3349Please respect copyright.PENANAzQrhscgXgr
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.349Please respect copyright.PENANADqGAvKSHcE
age? - seven years old.349Please respect copyright.PENANAbcjKDTcG3V
last person i texted? - idfk.349Please respect copyright.PENANA4ukWUj4Q1Y
last person i called? - probably my little brother.349Please respect copyright.PENANASDN0v7fkJw
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?349Please respect copyright.PENANAuJeNp2EWtY
random fact? - i like food.349Please respect copyright.PENANAv5XhHziCSq
single or taken? - big, fat taken.349Please respect copyright.PENANAWRD1gd4w2t
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.349Please respect copyright.PENANA8ekWV0Zttp
first kiss? - bitch wtf?349Please respect copyright.PENANAu8k5yMGLbR
ever smoked? - nope.349Please respect copyright.PENANAtmJubXK8gI
ever done drugs? - nope~349Please respect copyright.PENANAI3NCjLqBEz
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.349Please respect copyright.PENANASTzD3Js2Rv
longest relationship? - five and a half months.349Please respect copyright.PENANAGbit9uvGMM
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.349Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9F088llNh
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.349Please respect copyright.PENANAkNrgpMU4kT
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.349Please respect copyright.PENANAJGxz3C6csB
obsession? - kpop.349Please respect copyright.PENANAsYu3k0rPhZ
do you give second chances? - that depends.349Please respect copyright.PENANAY05PkPDcYf
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?349Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1GCrkJrqX
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.349Please respect copyright.PENANAKh7HVmINxl
day or night? - idk.349Please respect copyright.PENANAX9MPCx3m1X
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.349Please respect copyright.PENANABT6kuEEoa7
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.349Please respect copyright.PENANAyJXi65kZwL
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.349Please respect copyright.PENANA7tuodHveNq
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.349Please respect copyright.PENANAHOTCXEwDNV
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.349Please respect copyright.PENANA53Dt7ugmQM
favourite movie(s)? - idk.349Please respect copyright.PENANAMY0CFH0YY4
current mood? - bored and tired.349Please respect copyright.PENANA8cH0aRxDtk
jealous of? - a lot of things.349Please respect copyright.PENANAmBsnVa8aCB
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.349Please respect copyright.PENANA5nAZLEnBPb
pets? - two dogs.349Please respect copyright.PENANADlvH7bfcC5
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.349Please respect copyright.PENANAOUUZO9r4su
favourite number? - seven.349Please respect copyright.PENANAXbikUpbUKQ
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.349Please respect copyright.PENANAQMaSGc9XQB
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.349Please respect copyright.PENANAUyCjXoI5CU
afraid of the dark? - yes.349Please respect copyright.PENANAUbpCuT6zct
one wish? - to be happy for real.349Please respect copyright.PENANAaMteVgdefV
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?349Please respect copyright.PENANAty5hq5nUOF
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.349Please respect copyright.PENANAvw2TcEzfcw
age? - i'm still seven years old.349Please respect copyright.PENANAsBYoLken85
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.349Please respect copyright.PENANARdLJ0szm4k
something you hate about yourself? - my body.349Please respect copyright.PENANAfU7TVZGzGk
something you like about yourself? - idk.349Please respect copyright.PENANAP8FnIiNqld
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.349Please respect copyright.PENANAcdLg08V3o8
favourite band? - bts.349Please respect copyright.PENANAWijc4TyvUg
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!349Please respect copyright.PENANAfNnlzJeKT2
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.349Please respect copyright.PENANA2zdi8XmRaF
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.349Please respect copyright.PENANABFlnwOMX3I
girl crush? - emmi.349Please respect copyright.PENANASnKfaKnaC3
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.349Please respect copyright.PENANAykXUHtRdHC
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^349Please respect copyright.PENANAiPAmo2tymu
talents? - singing.349Please respect copyright.PENANAfOujQVBcnT
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.349Please respect copyright.PENANAz6TQethx4B
someone i love? - emmi.349Please respect copyright.PENANA2IvhV5WXQZ
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.349Please respect copyright.PENANAWkajqihP3G
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.349Please respect copyright.PENANAdO41ImPXPK
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.349Please respect copyright.PENANAW1iP43Yhzg
favourite animal? - dogs.349Please respect copyright.PENANAfzSW0k8Or3
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 349Please respect copyright.PENANAc7hWBiSXkR
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.349Please respect copyright.PENANAeEitzuhph7
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.349Please respect copyright.PENANAnwkhjlCRq6
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.349Please respect copyright.PENANArmqcUQPOfI
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.349Please respect copyright.PENANAErTT0hhhZG
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 349Please respect copyright.PENANAV9P1GJRIMa
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.349Please respect copyright.PENANA8qINLZYp7T
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.349Please respect copyright.PENANAiQ9ytSvriv
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.349Please respect copyright.PENANA6fxushfQag
country? - i don't live on earth. 349Please respect copyright.PENANAlPvSATunk6
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.349Please respect copyright.PENANATSqUmpzIeg
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.349Please respect copyright.PENANA61jDNcrEYx
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.349Please respect copyright.PENANAShelBklegw
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.349Please respect copyright.PENANAN4hHlCOYMI
country with your favourite accent? - australia.349Please respect copyright.PENANAr9kiGrey52
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.349Please respect copyright.PENANAF29D4I5W3k
dog or cat person? - both.349Please respect copyright.PENANA3RwqcyXuHj
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.349Please respect copyright.PENANAdbViEewyxp
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.349Please respect copyright.PENANAIBdDEfpp2C
do you belive in God? - idk.349Please respect copyright.PENANAm3yzjT9mlv
single or taken? - taken.349Please respect copyright.PENANAVSQ7oBTewo
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*349Please respect copyright.PENANAX3Q9SWtBXh
birthday year? - 1930.349Please respect copyright.PENANAaRBUcKzjiV
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.349Please respect copyright.PENANATgLu6EBLgL
age? - what's that?349Please respect copyright.PENANA8u6vky8NRO
enthinicity? - african american.349Please respect copyright.PENANA4TbggGiSC3
tea or coffee? - neither.349Please respect copyright.PENANAiXR6QU9q3s
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.349Please respect copyright.PENANABz2AV0ovva
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*349Please respect copyright.PENANAcGfPAJPPJQ
favourite food? - ice cream.349Please respect copyright.PENANA1XC5AE1Jfg
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 349Please respect copyright.PENANAosazlsX1qW
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.349Please respect copyright.PENANAlf3hboYemp
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.349Please respect copyright.PENANAWazEk3HsxY
favourite soda? - sprite.349Please respect copyright.PENANA7vde7h301p
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.349Please respect copyright.PENANAm53LAbBwXI
can you swim? - yes, wtf?349Please respect copyright.PENANAbfNiq42cvG
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.349Please respect copyright.PENANAfDQeutAZZW
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.349Please respect copyright.PENANADlzwkj7fed
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.349Please respect copyright.PENANASUpSloYUiY
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.349Please respect copyright.PENANAdqrKzqZ7h0
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*349Please respect copyright.PENANAd7he4KP4GP
apple or andriod? - apple.349Please respect copyright.PENANATaNcikFLNx
best dessert? - mochi.349Please respect copyright.PENANAgSdYilqVjR
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have you ever:349Please respect copyright.PENANAlE3VEJiRyA
1. skipped class? - yes.349Please respect copyright.PENANA9Z03DRvNs4
2. done drugs? - no.349Please respect copyright.PENANAoTPlJnEzRz
3. self-harmed? - yes.349Please respect copyright.PENANAeZ5lrkTeYK
4. drank? - no.349Please respect copyright.PENANAHnUKQnSR9L
5. shoplifted? - yes.349Please respect copyright.PENANA6T4mdDE02J
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.349Please respect copyright.PENANA9Nr2rfAViJ
7. broken up with someone? - yes.349Please respect copyright.PENANAvymisqiwvX
what's your favourite:349Please respect copyright.PENANATJIhiP5pjt
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.349Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ong52X9hv
9. movie? - break the silence.349Please respect copyright.PENANA5ERPBZ6kgm
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.349Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3ZDy3mFxq
11. artist? - bts.349Please respect copyright.PENANAALXoFaBP2m
12. singer or band? - bts.349Please respect copyright.PENANAdNtiCDHCsS
13. memory? - idk.349Please respect copyright.PENANAfvPqNA0BdO
14. book? - the cruel prince.349Please respect copyright.PENANAqnqqsjPnZK
this or that:349Please respect copyright.PENANAeIYa4tlgs0
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.349Please respect copyright.PENANAJzubkKOe6F
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.349Please respect copyright.PENANATlVaWWyJG3
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.349Please respect copyright.PENANA9EFgOfN1sj
18. movies or books? - idk.349Please respect copyright.PENANAhSnMQDU21Z
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.349Please respect copyright.PENANAKrK4Zmi5II
20. blind of deaf? - blind.349Please respect copyright.PENANA84AmVR22Ha
21. tea or coffee? - neither.349Please respect copyright.PENANAu8XHmArVl9
what's your:349Please respect copyright.PENANAHAwRK6KCpI
22. age? - ninety-one.349Please respect copyright.PENANAPX0EMQkfDC
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.349Please respect copyright.PENANAXzsnJTBvXT
24. height? - 4'11.349Please respect copyright.PENANAxwdgRh7zj7
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.349Please respect copyright.PENANAiTyLoHE4Zo
26. shoe size? - seven.349Please respect copyright.PENANACTktPDq7P6
27. religion? - i'm not religious.349Please respect copyright.PENANARFRUKxrqDd
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.349Please respect copyright.PENANAgbqhzdB7xK
opinion on: 349Please respect copyright.PENANAuHYGiFhvgS
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...349Please respect copyright.PENANApFVgseRgIg
30. second chances? - it depends.349Please respect copyright.PENANAs5lymB8GPS
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.349Please respect copyright.PENANALr0w2aIitQ
32. abortion? - ew.349Please respect copyright.PENANAKpGiZSLto4
33. a death penalty? - ew.349Please respect copyright.PENANALmSvJgTEvP
34. marijuana? - i likes that.349Please respect copyright.PENANALo8ys3gM1h
35. love? - what's love?349Please respect copyright.PENANA3wucuSKq5l
do you:349Please respect copyright.PENANAOvBr9bdzAr
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.349Please respect copyright.PENANAMLmwMXj6a6
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3349Please respect copyright.PENANA2bXQbOUhvn