
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory398Please respect copyright.PENANAX7baVDKa4C
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 398Please respect copyright.PENANAfFxH9FKBCL
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.398Please respect copyright.PENANAC75r7t844M
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?398Please respect copyright.PENANAf2taaHpSH8
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.398Please respect copyright.PENANAE1PW1OUdik
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.398Please respect copyright.PENANAeAgGKFiMSk
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.398Please respect copyright.PENANArlX6ZnjxtJ
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.398Please respect copyright.PENANAGskOHd6oIL
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?398Please respect copyright.PENANAJGbdwm8Fey
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.398Please respect copyright.PENANAKHOCbIaGUk
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.398Please respect copyright.PENANA3Rs598TyA4
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.398Please respect copyright.PENANAviQdrQk2Z7
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 398Please respect copyright.PENANAulxPxpzMf3
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.398Please respect copyright.PENANA1dC4BFpU1d
girl bestie? - coco <3398Please respect copyright.PENANAodJ2Jw4kqg
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.398Please respect copyright.PENANA5xE1x4k7MC
age? - seven years old.398Please respect copyright.PENANACmrl2eHSF8
last person i texted? - idfk.398Please respect copyright.PENANA4FpG2EI1ZE
last person i called? - probably my little brother.398Please respect copyright.PENANAerhBSSkWVA
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?398Please respect copyright.PENANA6B9vEesrfb
random fact? - i like food.398Please respect copyright.PENANA3pnE7tj89y
single or taken? - big, fat taken.398Please respect copyright.PENANAv0FF4i1XOl
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.398Please respect copyright.PENANAle10zo1fnj
first kiss? - bitch wtf?398Please respect copyright.PENANACw0GkyoTuD
ever smoked? - nope.398Please respect copyright.PENANAFZ0w4Ja9oY
ever done drugs? - nope~398Please respect copyright.PENANAruSF724XUL
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.398Please respect copyright.PENANAm5ULiCWHLY
longest relationship? - five and a half months.398Please respect copyright.PENANAGvAeKBuCIf
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.398Please respect copyright.PENANAT6McndywYx
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.398Please respect copyright.PENANAB2QvaY7Ulz
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.398Please respect copyright.PENANAIHkXlaW6R2
obsession? - kpop.398Please respect copyright.PENANAHgy8h1dLbk
do you give second chances? - that depends.398Please respect copyright.PENANAegojOwhWj1
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?398Please respect copyright.PENANAVt7jVm8Vl8
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.398Please respect copyright.PENANAH7Q3aUX31o
day or night? - idk.398Please respect copyright.PENANAFrjoYqDgAa
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.398Please respect copyright.PENANAxUrOieAi5L
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.398Please respect copyright.PENANAxJ0PXeBJ6z
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.398Please respect copyright.PENANA884ImjOg0A
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.398Please respect copyright.PENANAw1RGR4OrvE
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.398Please respect copyright.PENANACWuJk0Zq7V
favourite movie(s)? - idk.398Please respect copyright.PENANAnhiuaBIEa7
current mood? - bored and tired.398Please respect copyright.PENANALr4rVyQAsF
jealous of? - a lot of things.398Please respect copyright.PENANAvQZ7PX28jR
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.398Please respect copyright.PENANAcY5tpyjRsn
pets? - two dogs.398Please respect copyright.PENANADWFg21hLGk
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.398Please respect copyright.PENANAcC3ZrEUOy3
favourite number? - seven.398Please respect copyright.PENANAdK1ZK8YkIE
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.398Please respect copyright.PENANA30BXe0QdYc
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.398Please respect copyright.PENANApIt5No7sEL
afraid of the dark? - yes.398Please respect copyright.PENANAZ88X5tY35Y
one wish? - to be happy for real.398Please respect copyright.PENANAhsKqpNOffy
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?398Please respect copyright.PENANAtOxwDy8reL
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.398Please respect copyright.PENANAYw9OD2nKfC
age? - i'm still seven years old.398Please respect copyright.PENANALpybQqBJDy
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.398Please respect copyright.PENANAWfJRkfCCfo
something you hate about yourself? - my body.398Please respect copyright.PENANAzdaESEt7Nc
something you like about yourself? - idk.398Please respect copyright.PENANAHQ6mM2lGLo
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.398Please respect copyright.PENANA0SIFa0FVNW
favourite band? - bts.398Please respect copyright.PENANAxQ5M1hNeMi
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!398Please respect copyright.PENANAuBjqiQNQzU
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.398Please respect copyright.PENANAOAzWkVCPUn
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.398Please respect copyright.PENANAw7REOyQTNe
girl crush? - emmi.398Please respect copyright.PENANAf9hJyWqD2j
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.398Please respect copyright.PENANAGPar5VcXaa
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^398Please respect copyright.PENANAilrCTbzWHh
talents? - singing.398Please respect copyright.PENANAscyHxg3mjV
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.398Please respect copyright.PENANAfsp7WJkY4z
someone i love? - emmi.398Please respect copyright.PENANAppqaKPlZqW
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.398Please respect copyright.PENANAPYCAQeFmVG
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.398Please respect copyright.PENANAxTh0ezViM4
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.398Please respect copyright.PENANAb8N8DtZmVk
favourite animal? - dogs.398Please respect copyright.PENANAeyZ4og73zs
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 398Please respect copyright.PENANAoeQEgjZk8u
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.398Please respect copyright.PENANAFuVnamNHIt
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.398Please respect copyright.PENANAvSFz2MSKQc
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.398Please respect copyright.PENANA6uoOfgxToE
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.398Please respect copyright.PENANAD0qSmZVw7E
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 398Please respect copyright.PENANAsGbaMILb1L
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.398Please respect copyright.PENANApGMoHLKtfi
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.398Please respect copyright.PENANAs7NdbcC5l5
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.398Please respect copyright.PENANAU0AddTsH6Y
country? - i don't live on earth. 398Please respect copyright.PENANAP5zroJHzIF
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.398Please respect copyright.PENANAuzF8Wxh6KV
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.398Please respect copyright.PENANA8iZTMvLLkA
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.398Please respect copyright.PENANA0BX2ftLCnh
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.398Please respect copyright.PENANAY8E1NCcmk9
country with your favourite accent? - australia.398Please respect copyright.PENANAriAoNJ4VRY
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.398Please respect copyright.PENANAxuTmP1jXqN
dog or cat person? - both.398Please respect copyright.PENANAmpiGF6jpIi
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.398Please respect copyright.PENANAfN0fEIQUlO
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.398Please respect copyright.PENANAPRMQLv6ZjA
do you belive in God? - idk.398Please respect copyright.PENANAT5zAqNuOnb
single or taken? - taken.398Please respect copyright.PENANARpKHYYWOl5
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*398Please respect copyright.PENANAlO0piXmTBb
birthday year? - 1930.398Please respect copyright.PENANAIn2C0B8DlC
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.398Please respect copyright.PENANAck4o8lWRkD
age? - what's that?398Please respect copyright.PENANADAS9rk7qqG
enthinicity? - african american.398Please respect copyright.PENANABDCJop7vre
tea or coffee? - neither.398Please respect copyright.PENANA2OBHQU28vF
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.398Please respect copyright.PENANAwrpEau1e5s
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*398Please respect copyright.PENANA5yjETeNs84
favourite food? - ice cream.398Please respect copyright.PENANAE2q2hI1Dfg
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 398Please respect copyright.PENANAZai5B5l7QE
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.398Please respect copyright.PENANARM8RSzDgmB
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.398Please respect copyright.PENANAPhyk35IW5o
favourite soda? - sprite.398Please respect copyright.PENANAEcY85lLTyn
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.398Please respect copyright.PENANAjCiQSNfe88
can you swim? - yes, wtf?398Please respect copyright.PENANAQe8ZRCrvcD
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.398Please respect copyright.PENANA2dKiGJ4OKK
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.398Please respect copyright.PENANA6lnnoFZNyc
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.398Please respect copyright.PENANAkkZNtRyuez
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.398Please respect copyright.PENANAwvxnAnTbpo
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*398Please respect copyright.PENANAER4HuNANHo
apple or andriod? - apple.398Please respect copyright.PENANAmRdBCxc2eW
best dessert? - mochi.398Please respect copyright.PENANAL5rNkOYTsp
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have you ever:398Please respect copyright.PENANAMYDihwwop1
1. skipped class? - yes.398Please respect copyright.PENANAf0p4xfqobk
2. done drugs? - no.398Please respect copyright.PENANA6pkwgjlurd
3. self-harmed? - yes.398Please respect copyright.PENANAtTj7dhgcrv
4. drank? - no.398Please respect copyright.PENANA9wObRSvnFK
5. shoplifted? - yes.398Please respect copyright.PENANASnGjnMHRFJ
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.398Please respect copyright.PENANASXXIunLbRJ
7. broken up with someone? - yes.398Please respect copyright.PENANAgPFzEb3j7m
what's your favourite:398Please respect copyright.PENANAAuBHQX7ivX
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.398Please respect copyright.PENANA6zEtHB11mR
9. movie? - break the silence.398Please respect copyright.PENANAc80Jh8f2lm
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.398Please respect copyright.PENANA85wG9vSfsa
11. artist? - bts.398Please respect copyright.PENANAlHFCfflTQA
12. singer or band? - bts.398Please respect copyright.PENANAYzLTl0uIm2
13. memory? - idk.398Please respect copyright.PENANA2AdvGcNDMG
14. book? - the cruel prince.398Please respect copyright.PENANA29pXlJjrBh
this or that:398Please respect copyright.PENANAM9gy44ocHs
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.398Please respect copyright.PENANA3i8tM4Evw7
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.398Please respect copyright.PENANAdG8uu24IO5
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.398Please respect copyright.PENANAnBLrMlVAc9
18. movies or books? - idk.398Please respect copyright.PENANAxGyza553IH
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.398Please respect copyright.PENANAVF5rPxhyiY
20. blind of deaf? - blind.398Please respect copyright.PENANAT4KgSyhdOa
21. tea or coffee? - neither.398Please respect copyright.PENANAVJmpimtEfo
what's your:398Please respect copyright.PENANA3Fd20NzwAD
22. age? - ninety-one.398Please respect copyright.PENANAFvBxocHdDO
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.398Please respect copyright.PENANAehdHHUGJ1z
24. height? - 4'11.398Please respect copyright.PENANADGy2riJ9bB
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.398Please respect copyright.PENANAaGkznRk4Si
26. shoe size? - seven.398Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1jh4G0VUP
27. religion? - i'm not religious.398Please respect copyright.PENANA3u5faMUgpZ
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.398Please respect copyright.PENANARaXtef0Uep
opinion on: 398Please respect copyright.PENANAJvsiIjlAkc
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...398Please respect copyright.PENANA2mgHc92pqK
30. second chances? - it depends.398Please respect copyright.PENANAQiFQktL9j6
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.398Please respect copyright.PENANAm8BFStV8dk
32. abortion? - ew.398Please respect copyright.PENANA9iKlouv1Vx
33. a death penalty? - ew.398Please respect copyright.PENANAXp3PnH1qbg
34. marijuana? - i likes that.398Please respect copyright.PENANA374uzOlI9M
35. love? - what's love?398Please respect copyright.PENANAo6uXFmdut5
do you:398Please respect copyright.PENANAiiEOcWUV0A
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.398Please respect copyright.PENANALq0frjIFgg
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3398Please respect copyright.PENANAo1ku3eH5ew