
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory428Please respect copyright.PENANAFw6dHuY959
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 428Please respect copyright.PENANAHpMwyXuX3C
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.428Please respect copyright.PENANAq56saP8Tru
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?428Please respect copyright.PENANAonclVKpy7H
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.428Please respect copyright.PENANAEnnWsUOSPB
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.428Please respect copyright.PENANAcG3ZI0oedW
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.428Please respect copyright.PENANAcBpjC0AhE8
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.428Please respect copyright.PENANAeDaZpE4N0M
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?428Please respect copyright.PENANA0WAdxh11yb
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.428Please respect copyright.PENANAEEb3eRxHhc
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.428Please respect copyright.PENANA1ldtkzT0oS
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.428Please respect copyright.PENANAKUku9oEb7b
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 428Please respect copyright.PENANAkXqC6J50DN
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.428Please respect copyright.PENANAaWjjzl72Mw
girl bestie? - coco <3428Please respect copyright.PENANAOwcr7rljBI
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.428Please respect copyright.PENANAhcXGaGnYmg
age? - seven years old.428Please respect copyright.PENANAwtdBHIwoyG
last person i texted? - idfk.428Please respect copyright.PENANAz6YJdu4LVo
last person i called? - probably my little brother.428Please respect copyright.PENANAcJUpNyN9q2
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?428Please respect copyright.PENANADumxXJuNUe
random fact? - i like food.428Please respect copyright.PENANA0LJtSoyZ3R
single or taken? - big, fat taken.428Please respect copyright.PENANA2uUWnM5h5d
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.428Please respect copyright.PENANArVCrmmg1Jo
first kiss? - bitch wtf?428Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4vGcjaQiA
ever smoked? - nope.428Please respect copyright.PENANACWgcdSmsBn
ever done drugs? - nope~428Please respect copyright.PENANA7MLEjXMUmO
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.428Please respect copyright.PENANA2N1GzmBLdZ
longest relationship? - five and a half months.428Please respect copyright.PENANApU19lWnK0q
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.428Please respect copyright.PENANAYXrXN5jBdb
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.428Please respect copyright.PENANA8CAA93L8Yn
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.428Please respect copyright.PENANArsEjnkjztJ
obsession? - kpop.428Please respect copyright.PENANAAGweD0JlAW
do you give second chances? - that depends.428Please respect copyright.PENANAd82KWWxBAO
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?428Please respect copyright.PENANAzFj7uhaOjw
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.428Please respect copyright.PENANAwDRJ23Wh5S
day or night? - idk.428Please respect copyright.PENANA70zjOHnTg6
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.428Please respect copyright.PENANA3EcYpgIeC3
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.428Please respect copyright.PENANAqONill5AA7
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.428Please respect copyright.PENANAoKBgOblDMV
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.428Please respect copyright.PENANAMwyhDmGioy
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.428Please respect copyright.PENANA6OXXco7m57
favourite movie(s)? - idk.428Please respect copyright.PENANAzd2AghFl5x
current mood? - bored and tired.428Please respect copyright.PENANAJA8nGTyI0G
jealous of? - a lot of things.428Please respect copyright.PENANAMwDjeHlKaB
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.428Please respect copyright.PENANA6xNMBY83O1
pets? - two dogs.428Please respect copyright.PENANA5iwnYdNgS5
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.428Please respect copyright.PENANA6HBU6FmOvQ
favourite number? - seven.428Please respect copyright.PENANADxu9yy0nlP
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.428Please respect copyright.PENANALyDRiAWssy
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.428Please respect copyright.PENANADQyTxshNWr
afraid of the dark? - yes.428Please respect copyright.PENANAKb07X1q3Yf
one wish? - to be happy for real.428Please respect copyright.PENANAWxZIG8HMuP
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?428Please respect copyright.PENANAgTyjVdzni5
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.428Please respect copyright.PENANAC0MkDvfpoW
age? - i'm still seven years old.428Please respect copyright.PENANAMVpsik6NaQ
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.428Please respect copyright.PENANAdvmD2HVPLj
something you hate about yourself? - my body.428Please respect copyright.PENANAep8ileC9Pl
something you like about yourself? - idk.428Please respect copyright.PENANASwDDfG4zCG
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.428Please respect copyright.PENANAg81h42IibM
favourite band? - bts.428Please respect copyright.PENANAsSqMpToKLx
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!428Please respect copyright.PENANAVTely4Lt5s
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.428Please respect copyright.PENANAmVI14r9APw
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.428Please respect copyright.PENANAASZtpjPfX0
girl crush? - emmi.428Please respect copyright.PENANAxniJgfP7F6
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.428Please respect copyright.PENANAm7mHVEAfNn
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^428Please respect copyright.PENANAIbbGwuKK5k
talents? - singing.428Please respect copyright.PENANACR1O3jJQRg
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.428Please respect copyright.PENANAbpVPY53U6S
someone i love? - emmi.428Please respect copyright.PENANAyv5QfxjtVU
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.428Please respect copyright.PENANAbtg4vqp0N8
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.428Please respect copyright.PENANAO3JHdA5U4Q
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.428Please respect copyright.PENANA0HolhqCDeg
favourite animal? - dogs.428Please respect copyright.PENANABqQDibOl6N
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 428Please respect copyright.PENANAOR8ppUq2N1
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.428Please respect copyright.PENANAsKenN1LiD5
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.428Please respect copyright.PENANAWH4AfgwQrZ
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.428Please respect copyright.PENANAbsMbtheEnB
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.428Please respect copyright.PENANAAodLeCYQ2k
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 428Please respect copyright.PENANA4NSYy4qN4Y
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.428Please respect copyright.PENANAInUB0zdlMQ
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.428Please respect copyright.PENANAp8vzkCl7Pj
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.428Please respect copyright.PENANAY7lR0TOmEs
country? - i don't live on earth. 428Please respect copyright.PENANAZTCpN9UbLt
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.428Please respect copyright.PENANALERvxuevDc
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.428Please respect copyright.PENANAP3UXpzZA2A
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.428Please respect copyright.PENANA5dKc5hgXXp
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.428Please respect copyright.PENANAX9ZBNZlee5
country with your favourite accent? - australia.428Please respect copyright.PENANADMNoFHDgOK
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.428Please respect copyright.PENANADE2MXj6W2s
dog or cat person? - both.428Please respect copyright.PENANApQEjZo0gnh
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.428Please respect copyright.PENANAfXzowpv5rV
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.428Please respect copyright.PENANAceK5fcKtnd
do you belive in God? - idk.428Please respect copyright.PENANAYNBpJzQyuO
single or taken? - taken.428Please respect copyright.PENANABG5vIuC4a2
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*428Please respect copyright.PENANAaTMc99Dwec
birthday year? - 1930.428Please respect copyright.PENANAdjnlPRUPVD
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.428Please respect copyright.PENANAEc0Dk9Sn17
age? - what's that?428Please respect copyright.PENANAsMO4T25Tmt
enthinicity? - african american.428Please respect copyright.PENANAHIMwrPwnHu
tea or coffee? - neither.428Please respect copyright.PENANAOG3EkGydX7
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.428Please respect copyright.PENANAUV7DAIUM5q
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*428Please respect copyright.PENANAuE6HAv2ICy
favourite food? - ice cream.428Please respect copyright.PENANAaZZ0i05MMI
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 428Please respect copyright.PENANAikrozqXFMx
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.428Please respect copyright.PENANAxpvdd30nJt
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.428Please respect copyright.PENANAULYq07lMJm
favourite soda? - sprite.428Please respect copyright.PENANAEeC729cH8m
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.428Please respect copyright.PENANAkyaGkJiEzW
can you swim? - yes, wtf?428Please respect copyright.PENANAEQ1nSsM67p
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.428Please respect copyright.PENANApVtdA5pEyi
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.428Please respect copyright.PENANAle9ObQEEHo
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.428Please respect copyright.PENANAPgw5WMMhMx
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.428Please respect copyright.PENANAcnaM4RyB3w
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*428Please respect copyright.PENANAFwE0tvIMqt
apple or andriod? - apple.428Please respect copyright.PENANAXKczrGbVa6
best dessert? - mochi.428Please respect copyright.PENANAn3SYV31l9i
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have you ever:428Please respect copyright.PENANAUZ2WIeoY2L
1. skipped class? - yes.428Please respect copyright.PENANAgolbwUIqt4
2. done drugs? - no.428Please respect copyright.PENANAhGMaGo6q4z
3. self-harmed? - yes.428Please respect copyright.PENANAaQ324oXnTV
4. drank? - no.428Please respect copyright.PENANA6jqmGCzKBs
5. shoplifted? - yes.428Please respect copyright.PENANAbFdkzdrfI3
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.428Please respect copyright.PENANAUXgTqMmYiR
7. broken up with someone? - yes.428Please respect copyright.PENANAtis1gM2gIk
what's your favourite:428Please respect copyright.PENANA9fJ96utfFA
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.428Please respect copyright.PENANAHO93GkZisc
9. movie? - break the silence.428Please respect copyright.PENANAE4rG3Ey6ql
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.428Please respect copyright.PENANAIUuMSFVjg6
11. artist? - bts.428Please respect copyright.PENANAC2qQXVqfMY
12. singer or band? - bts.428Please respect copyright.PENANAqPTbHySuZW
13. memory? - idk.428Please respect copyright.PENANAUSYBT4sgyv
14. book? - the cruel prince.428Please respect copyright.PENANAPg660letkG
this or that:428Please respect copyright.PENANAadrH6DpSnu
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.428Please respect copyright.PENANABRgHX47Ha9
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.428Please respect copyright.PENANAAzbRGLNivg
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.428Please respect copyright.PENANAOZTDeAAs5L
18. movies or books? - idk.428Please respect copyright.PENANATWWGi1Xrt2
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.428Please respect copyright.PENANAyNrlFb779i
20. blind of deaf? - blind.428Please respect copyright.PENANAmk5nIMZ8kh
21. tea or coffee? - neither.428Please respect copyright.PENANAUDmfmFVWGS
what's your:428Please respect copyright.PENANASfgiZPu1l0
22. age? - ninety-one.428Please respect copyright.PENANAogWaeZUPxR
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.428Please respect copyright.PENANAsjMdN7WHBt
24. height? - 4'11.428Please respect copyright.PENANAlpYG6yW8my
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.428Please respect copyright.PENANAG2rqpq0oDg
26. shoe size? - seven.428Please respect copyright.PENANA0DkAIOHbfK
27. religion? - i'm not religious.428Please respect copyright.PENANA0rr4So8N7p
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.428Please respect copyright.PENANATypj2qL7KN
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...428Please respect copyright.PENANAJjj4ayiqTd
30. second chances? - it depends.428Please respect copyright.PENANAAT8jovVDRW
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.428Please respect copyright.PENANAC7xt6XeTBM
32. abortion? - ew.428Please respect copyright.PENANAaPIKU1SdiX
33. a death penalty? - ew.428Please respect copyright.PENANAsMRFjLeO8u
34. marijuana? - i likes that.428Please respect copyright.PENANAt4t3ZVpRcT
35. love? - what's love?428Please respect copyright.PENANAh1wSaRTCZ8
do you:428Please respect copyright.PENANA0TjDXqcK2r
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.428Please respect copyright.PENANANOu3uIIHyF
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3428Please respect copyright.PENANAdhlYWHMmJz