hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory387Please respect copyright.PENANA2qYO4nrTtl
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 387Please respect copyright.PENANAMc4zQ7ldf5
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.387Please respect copyright.PENANAo9MQJut7nw
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?387Please respect copyright.PENANArwk2XdvKgc
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.387Please respect copyright.PENANA8pUwFAWxi1
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.387Please respect copyright.PENANAjG8hRtUd6F
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.387Please respect copyright.PENANA05PdGu9QM5
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.387Please respect copyright.PENANAx5tFpX6Efi
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?387Please respect copyright.PENANAYeEUK8pILm
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.387Please respect copyright.PENANASL3waPbr38
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.387Please respect copyright.PENANAd8OFVuyTTr
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.387Please respect copyright.PENANA38qIAMNdCQ
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 387Please respect copyright.PENANAzL1hW4QfzH
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.387Please respect copyright.PENANANx9LC3gAyR
girl bestie? - coco <3387Please respect copyright.PENANA272LQejRbm
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.387Please respect copyright.PENANARROTyl1j2Y
age? - seven years old.387Please respect copyright.PENANANs5SRDPqfV
last person i texted? - idfk.387Please respect copyright.PENANA9Aey1EMSZh
last person i called? - probably my little brother.387Please respect copyright.PENANA8PmiLXqK93
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?387Please respect copyright.PENANAFURqFzTLRF
random fact? - i like food.387Please respect copyright.PENANAWfasY0kTHA
single or taken? - big, fat taken.387Please respect copyright.PENANAc4yVvPVlys
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.387Please respect copyright.PENANAtJHTMKc1qq
first kiss? - bitch wtf?387Please respect copyright.PENANAOd0EH6h7Kc
ever smoked? - nope.387Please respect copyright.PENANAgcNU7K7pWr
ever done drugs? - nope~387Please respect copyright.PENANAAxV0wdxKMo
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.387Please respect copyright.PENANAuR48m8RowZ
longest relationship? - five and a half months.387Please respect copyright.PENANAQe2Nv1WGhp
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.387Please respect copyright.PENANATv2RP6L3qO
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.387Please respect copyright.PENANAORwsz6rMFw
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.387Please respect copyright.PENANAqlxtqqne1M
obsession? - kpop.387Please respect copyright.PENANALVoqV6uWp4
do you give second chances? - that depends.387Please respect copyright.PENANARpIc5u3RvX
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?387Please respect copyright.PENANA4t1xtwq4Sf
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.387Please respect copyright.PENANABPvJHTIp7b
day or night? - idk.387Please respect copyright.PENANAedISC4iyNK
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.387Please respect copyright.PENANArmUP3V4IpE
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.387Please respect copyright.PENANAW2msN4GtAj
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.387Please respect copyright.PENANAdwjdzs3soJ
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.387Please respect copyright.PENANA7SBgpCXfNY
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.387Please respect copyright.PENANAnet9W61O8v
favourite movie(s)? - idk.387Please respect copyright.PENANAvqUnyHzVtf
current mood? - bored and tired.387Please respect copyright.PENANA2guIyj0ABU
jealous of? - a lot of things.387Please respect copyright.PENANA0Vc9g8OaAs
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.387Please respect copyright.PENANAwVBHb5TR80
pets? - two dogs.387Please respect copyright.PENANAltskS0LsCx
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.387Please respect copyright.PENANALvJW08yurk
favourite number? - seven.387Please respect copyright.PENANAEoEjVTAAO3
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.387Please respect copyright.PENANAQl7UcrlQtk
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.387Please respect copyright.PENANA6W4TE37E2Q
afraid of the dark? - yes.387Please respect copyright.PENANA4j0wctnSYu
one wish? - to be happy for real.387Please respect copyright.PENANADsAJZ2lsaj
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?387Please respect copyright.PENANAeybQ7cNSzS
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.387Please respect copyright.PENANA38HDfm9GTs
age? - i'm still seven years old.387Please respect copyright.PENANAwNpTlBXHLr
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.387Please respect copyright.PENANACxhPOiuFkD
something you hate about yourself? - my body.387Please respect copyright.PENANAvYEFttrxWK
something you like about yourself? - idk.387Please respect copyright.PENANAx5yQUYZyby
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.387Please respect copyright.PENANAerxKJiGDRc
favourite band? - bts.387Please respect copyright.PENANA6VqkT80zFz
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!387Please respect copyright.PENANARAdHQoMrsh
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.387Please respect copyright.PENANA3gQtDhPHUs
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.387Please respect copyright.PENANAj7HoiHXhKf
girl crush? - emmi.387Please respect copyright.PENANAHkbDsOQmRN
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.387Please respect copyright.PENANAnIWW65x5EA
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^387Please respect copyright.PENANAbKWMPbMLAC
talents? - singing.387Please respect copyright.PENANAWZYgqdBFen
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.387Please respect copyright.PENANAhylPSMxn4f
someone i love? - emmi.387Please respect copyright.PENANATwTPbZEDPf
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.387Please respect copyright.PENANA4Gp12pZdxr
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.387Please respect copyright.PENANAXstEGBzmuQ
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.387Please respect copyright.PENANAEFcggctAgr
favourite animal? - dogs.387Please respect copyright.PENANA3XzzGqSyir
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 387Please respect copyright.PENANAgkqI0RfqJn
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.387Please respect copyright.PENANAMCiPeXZOJn
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.387Please respect copyright.PENANAiEzDTEl2Nv
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.387Please respect copyright.PENANAlF6YKvwBOV
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.387Please respect copyright.PENANAvOmLcOvZ7R
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 387Please respect copyright.PENANAC3ot5SPR9B
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.387Please respect copyright.PENANAraoHQGmfs8
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.387Please respect copyright.PENANAS7mk3MC0Ra
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.387Please respect copyright.PENANADMdQ7VrS4z
country? - i don't live on earth. 387Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0sUSdkqXb
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.387Please respect copyright.PENANAoNEOw1TvIK
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.387Please respect copyright.PENANADSe10RuHuy
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.387Please respect copyright.PENANAUT3ZWFtWgp
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.387Please respect copyright.PENANAOUQ1ttACzF
country with your favourite accent? - australia.387Please respect copyright.PENANA5mPZb1JUgz
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.387Please respect copyright.PENANABHeJdeqofb
dog or cat person? - both.387Please respect copyright.PENANAOmVNusm00r
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.387Please respect copyright.PENANAiFjVhWRi3D
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.387Please respect copyright.PENANAHLnpNJ8QuJ
do you belive in God? - idk.387Please respect copyright.PENANAe7qFQ6SHFV
single or taken? - taken.387Please respect copyright.PENANAIdkgUexUUQ
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*387Please respect copyright.PENANAO1YqBiQRN3
birthday year? - 1930.387Please respect copyright.PENANAkbYkOVJLia
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.387Please respect copyright.PENANAOXvJBXDv0h
age? - what's that?387Please respect copyright.PENANAMoAGaUXC2e
enthinicity? - african american.387Please respect copyright.PENANA00ilaAezCp
tea or coffee? - neither.387Please respect copyright.PENANAXCTwYjleIb
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.387Please respect copyright.PENANAAdxBttVd6c
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*387Please respect copyright.PENANAMsyCyLGbUg
favourite food? - ice cream.387Please respect copyright.PENANAVvrynaxgEd
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 387Please respect copyright.PENANAX6X9855Ljm
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.387Please respect copyright.PENANAfSD0bru8Qq
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.387Please respect copyright.PENANATcrkfMj6kE
favourite soda? - sprite.387Please respect copyright.PENANAqvNIB2UaEr
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.387Please respect copyright.PENANADSPzsHOeLH
can you swim? - yes, wtf?387Please respect copyright.PENANAv51v1GRDDI
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.387Please respect copyright.PENANAtZYlAALlMu
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.387Please respect copyright.PENANAIS86XA6sTq
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.387Please respect copyright.PENANAf5J8VBx4Ph
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.387Please respect copyright.PENANAo4npnb6QoH
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*387Please respect copyright.PENANA2fPSUhXfzw
apple or andriod? - apple.387Please respect copyright.PENANALCQBXN9CRa
best dessert? - mochi.387Please respect copyright.PENANAO088UQyNVN
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have you ever:387Please respect copyright.PENANAjS2KWhKvmc
1. skipped class? - yes.387Please respect copyright.PENANAerfIzyGJnX
2. done drugs? - no.387Please respect copyright.PENANAC3rSW3158C
3. self-harmed? - yes.387Please respect copyright.PENANAqzVW93HGVt
4. drank? - no.387Please respect copyright.PENANAsgqQ4mLfCh
5. shoplifted? - yes.387Please respect copyright.PENANA1tNCVb30b5
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.387Please respect copyright.PENANA17sqysqIlk
7. broken up with someone? - yes.387Please respect copyright.PENANAPHYboKXOgg
what's your favourite:387Please respect copyright.PENANAE1SRw5KeK3
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.387Please respect copyright.PENANAm5KzAn6X5z
9. movie? - break the silence.387Please respect copyright.PENANAkDt1Ov0Yrw
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.387Please respect copyright.PENANA2BRZiWIdZw
11. artist? - bts.387Please respect copyright.PENANAq1qgmEh6ed
12. singer or band? - bts.387Please respect copyright.PENANA8UJCSBiYcW
13. memory? - idk.387Please respect copyright.PENANAplurv3quhl
14. book? - the cruel prince.387Please respect copyright.PENANA3aUnjV59rD
this or that:387Please respect copyright.PENANAaJA91cU0Dm
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.387Please respect copyright.PENANA2tVQY7A9g5
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.387Please respect copyright.PENANAxzBYmJ1zof
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.387Please respect copyright.PENANAOWBIVfbViC
18. movies or books? - idk.387Please respect copyright.PENANAjJzj9gCasq
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.387Please respect copyright.PENANA98S4g33Fbg
20. blind of deaf? - blind.387Please respect copyright.PENANAgh7zrAAU2X
21. tea or coffee? - neither.387Please respect copyright.PENANAKSoQQBw4WW
what's your:387Please respect copyright.PENANAgGIoBpxgHb
22. age? - ninety-one.387Please respect copyright.PENANACVwMUCCpbQ
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.387Please respect copyright.PENANAQzHDlB4yay
24. height? - 4'11.387Please respect copyright.PENANA7eXGROZytn
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.387Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4Nr66xOKK
26. shoe size? - seven.387Please respect copyright.PENANAhvtWn5Iy0E
27. religion? - i'm not religious.387Please respect copyright.PENANAsNqWh6AEgX
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.387Please respect copyright.PENANAc5oYEyJgHJ
opinion on: 387Please respect copyright.PENANAa0bETNYCsh
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...387Please respect copyright.PENANADjE0qzYm0B
30. second chances? - it depends.387Please respect copyright.PENANA59xvzi9hSq
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.387Please respect copyright.PENANAaBB0F4dQjS
32. abortion? - ew.387Please respect copyright.PENANAi9kBAq8GrM
33. a death penalty? - ew.387Please respect copyright.PENANAfQZ6SnnioV
34. marijuana? - i likes that.387Please respect copyright.PENANA0ttvTaDcOu
35. love? - what's love?387Please respect copyright.PENANAAp8N4rMlTp
do you:387Please respect copyright.PENANA5ydqqhFmMS
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.387Please respect copyright.PENANA0wh1lUTPzX
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3387Please respect copyright.PENANA6kGr73r6SG