It's time to quit with all these prompts! ...Riiiight after this one. "After years of unhappiness, you've finally had enough and have decided to quit—but we're not talking about your job. Write a letter of resignation to someone other than your employer—your school, your family, your favorite sports team, etc."
It's such a shame that I must resign from this terrible curse.
To whom it may concern,
I am writing this letter to you because...well...I must resign. Resign from what, you may ask? Why, the most dreadful curse of all - being too great! Other words for this may include awesome, fabulous, spectacular, astounding, breathtaking, and simply a wonder of a human being! I'm afraid I must resign from being so goshdarn stunning. It's for the benefit of everyone in the world!
Why, how can I remain this magnificent and not feel absolutely horrible for all those around me? Such beauty is certainly far too imposing and intimidating for any other human being to live their lives in unadulterated peace!
I cannot even fathom a life like that - it's simply awful! So, with all due respect, I must hand in my finest clothes, my alluring presence, and all that makes me so incredible.
Please, oh dear reader, I do hope that you will be able to accept my resignation - it is understandable that for others to live happily, I must quit being the most stupefying, striking, and most gorgeous human being of the century.470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjvUi5ISFG
Thank you for understanding, darling.
Sincerely,
Nakysha (The Not-So Great)
I hope you guys are as emotional about this as I am. Also on something completely unrelated - it's my birthday today! Yay! I'm old now! ...Yay? And I can certainly say without question that this is probably the best thing to write on one's birthday. It's pretty accurate to my actual life. #HumbleBrag
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