「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZArbX20p5
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0OZBZoN3D
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUMytturd6
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5yPqsZAr1
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「我聽唔明。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIq9t4oRRRz
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nPXB3tFv6
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWB4JErKY2D
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這個原因，遲點會說。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZb96gr4lQh
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxgMXKHdW6
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJrzbYxQY6
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HVHCFkSo0
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyMHMFaTJB
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VYIZ3h0Wy
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡie0rxNbSCO
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyY9QoF08z
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIQFwFly6L
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IrU3UibJk
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCnuqnmvt3
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不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrY8aBBFrF
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到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDV8HAcnrEs
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「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPqd1ybH1H
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雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgP7GdLFRzl
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Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3sFc168kQ
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLsZPSyqqJ
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWA8xclmgRF
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世事往往難以預料。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGzMkJmGw4
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJvSzyyEsN
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTAiDcFked
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是的，真的那麼剛好。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYRtT1bDCc
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfVC2NWLPX
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28u3gralIj
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWa9vYylzZM
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他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6Opi0wczw
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51RDB2zTct
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在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VgXLiMIK7
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVcpl1H5z9
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「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsycrHpFZSt
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「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffQq1diYVs
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「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy77bw3Iigd
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「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGs15FkV54A
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「唔信！」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrI08Z8v8xw
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「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPc9y3aOTDC
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOosLWaquJ
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXe2QIXdDd
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我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6m1bs05YzY
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「咩點？」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZF4IZcsUr
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「佢無打你咩？」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZIVB5r463
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「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgwRdILS1e
那麼奇怪？513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ipMkZTHTW
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「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwLXX6clfp
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「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJPJ2M1qg5
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「係咁就原諒你？」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdT5UDAmVS
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「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nKHWI7qCI
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「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRz7ODh8nug
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望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSqJ2e8YPn
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算了。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmdppYsHir
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6WpjXGBcx
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我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9mG3FZwPT
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbQr89dNOo
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRHTH2ZzJM
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnyP82X61K
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可是他……513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQZBGBtLPH
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我該怎麼說呢？513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgYh3TVkVF
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9r6xnz1fq
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2McFbQ5gs
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雖然動機未明。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYVBkrZrQG
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xtHbwdmjN
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事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5m4tvwdUU
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他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcelVefdEa
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqffchRoEeY
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總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vdsRC5dE9
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekj0CQZ940
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我說了，不原諒還好。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JG7CpriAl
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劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSoQlPt0kk
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例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUYDhckyd6
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不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsqWVKuHlU
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他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7KKBTwpcu
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所以？513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaP1HyKX4lY
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耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pqxBTdg2H
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「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtezarAEkUJ
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然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONzBjpTpwf
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怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHBigb8Vnl
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總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23O0SCawFi
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又回到我的故事。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYWl5S7Eg6
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「望咩啫你。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlS08m74HlP
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