Ned is sitting on a curb just outside of the school. It is very dark out with the only light coming from the streetlamps, and cars driving by shining their headlights. Ned looks over at Chris walking up to him and he immediately jumps up from the curb.
“Chris!” Ned greeted, walking over to him. “Glad you could make it.”
“What the fuck are we even doing out here?” Chris asked.
“Well, remember earlier when we were talking about my crush?”
“Yeah? What does that have to do with anything right now?”
“I may have found an easier way to talk to her.”
“Don’t tell me.”
“That’s right we’re gonna-”
“BREAK INTO HER HOUSE!?” Chris’s voice echoed throughout the empty street and Ned was left completely stunlocked.
“What? No! We’re not gonna do that! You take me as some sort of psycho?”
“Well, no, but it did seem like you were gonna go in that direction.”
“No no no. I’m not like that at all. But you did get the first part right.”
“Ok…Wait, what?”
“We’re not gonna break into her house, god no! We’re gonna break into somewhere different!”
“No dude!”
“What?”
“You’re literally gonna commit a crime! No way am I gonna let you get involved in that shit.”
“Relax, we’re not gonna break and enter. It’s more like a sneak and enter.”
“Still a fucking crime!”
“It’s not gonna be that severe even if we get caught. They’re just gonna throw us out.”
“What place are you even talking about right now?”
“I’m talking about sneaking into the strip club!” Chris’s eyes light up, then immediately go back to normal.
“Why are we gonna sneak into a strip club?”
“For Girl Points!”
Chris blinks rapidly and puts a hand on his forehead. “Fucking what?”
“Girl Points. You probably don’t know, but it’s a currency where you can exchange some of these girl points and they’ll give you a girlfriend.”
Chris stood there looking confused, and put his hands on Ned’s shoulders. “Snap out of it!” Chris started shaking him. “There’s no way something like that exists! Do you even know how ridiculous you sound right now!?”
“I know but it’s still worth a shot to try it.” Chris stopped shaking Ned.
‘“No matter how hard I shake, I can’t rattle the crazy out of you!”
“Come on, if it isn’t real then we just get a night of titties out of it. But if it is real, then we get girl points and a bunch of titties out of it as well! It’s a win-win situation. Come on!”
Chris buries his hand into his face, and rolls his eyes. “Can’t believe I'm gonna do this with you.”
“So is that a yes?”
“Yes.” Chris sighed.
“Yes! Let’s go!” Ned went running away.
“Dude, at least wait a good five seconds until the celebration is over!” Chris came running after Ned as they disappeared into the darkness.
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The strip club was a relatively small building, with obvious flashing neon lights and blaring music coming from inside. A DJ can be heard talking, though he is very muffled. A bouncer is standing at the entrance of the place, he is bald and has sunglasses on.
Ned and Chris are sneaking up near the place from across the street.
“There it is.” Ned pointed at the strip club.
“Good, now how are we gonna get in?” Chris came up behind Ned, crouching down.
“Follow me, there should be a back entrance.”
Ned and Chris crouch across the street,making sure the bouncer doesn't see them, and they sneak to the side of the building. It’s a little alleyway with a dumpster on the side and a bright white light from a high-up window inside the strip club.
“There!” Ned pointed at the window. “That’s where we’ll get in.”
“Really?” Chris skeptically said. “Are you even sure that we’ll get in through there without getting caught?”
“Yep, look at the bright white light coming from the window. That would only mean that it’s the bathroom window because if it led inside the club, there would be flashing lights due to the usual party setting in movies and what not. Also, people are usually fucked up when they go to the bathroom, which should be good to us because they won’t even question us.”
Chris looked over at Ned as he rambled on. “You could’ve just said that it was the bathroom.”
“Sorry.” Ned looked down at the ground. “Let’s go.”
Ned and Chris sneak over to the window. The window was so high up that it reached the ceiling. It was so high up that when Ned or Chris tried to jump up to touch it, they fell short one foot every time.
“God! There’s gotta be a way to get up there.” Ned said, putting his hands on his hips.
“How about that dumpster?” Chris pointed at the dumpster not too far from the wall.
“That’ll work.”
Ned and Chris walked over to the dumpster and tried to push the dumpster. They grunted and pushed but the dumpster wouldn’t move.
“What the fuck is this dumpster made out of? Titanium!?” Chris was out of breath and was bending down.
“Look! It doesn’t have wheels.” Ned pointed out, and he was correct. The dumpster had no wheels whatsoever.
“What!?” Chris looked at the bottom and saw it. “What kind of fucking dumpster doesn’t have wheels!?”
“Don’t ask me!”
“Now how the fuck are we gonna get in?”
Ned rests his chin on his hand and starts pacing back and forth. “Since the window is slightly we could possibly jump from the dumpster and onto the windowsill and pull ourselves up. But that’ll mean we’re taking in account that we’re physically able to pull off such a feat…”
Ned trailed off as Chris looked up at the window and pondered. Chris got on one knee in front of the wall and put his hand on top of his knee.
“Stop your analytical nonsense and come over here.” Chris demanded. Ned looked over at Chris and quickly paced over there.
“What are you doing?” Ned asked.
“I’m gonna boost you up.”
“Alright.’ Ned was a little nervous but he stepped up on Chris’s knee. Chris hoisted him up and Ned was able to grab a hold onto the windowsill.
“Got a hold of it!” Ned grunted, trying to hoist himself up.
“Now get yourself up.” Chris also grunted. “Your way heavier than I thought.”
“Ned got a good grip and jumped off of Chris’s knee and hoisted himself up and into the bathroom. He fell from the window and came crashing down into the bathroom on his back. Ned yelped in pain as he rolled around on the ground.
“Are you ok?” Chris asked from outside.
“Yeah.” Ned responded, getting himself off of the ground and rubbing his head. “Just didn’t have a good landing.”
“That’s good at least. Just one problem.”
“What?”
“How am I gonna get in?”
“Shit. Looks like we didn’t think this through.”
Chris looked around. “Maybe there is a back entrance I can sneak in through?”
“Yeah, I think so. Just try your best to get in here! I believe in you!”
“Will do.” Ned could hear Chris’s footsteps walk away. Ned was now all alone in the bathroom of the strip club.
The bathroom was disgusting, weird stains everywhere and an overwhelming stench from the stalls. Ned covered his nose.
“God this reminds me of my house.” Ned walks to the bathroom door to open it but gets flown back as the door swings open wildly and a guy comes barreling through the door, barely keeping his pants up. He runs over to a urinal and drops his pants and starts urinating, and he leans his head back in satisfaction.
Ned gets up off the floor and looks back at the guy and immediately turns away to face the wall.
“Holy shit I needed that.” The guy said once he was done. He pulled his pants up, zipped them back up, and put his belt on. He walks over to the sink and washes his hand when he notices Ned.
“What the hell are you doing here?” He questioned.
“Oh, I’m just-just uh-” Ned stuttered.
“Did you sneak in? Heh, kids these days.”
“Y-yeah.”
“Well, I know I'm not gonna tell anyone, just don’t get caught by security.” The guy goes to the door and reaches for the handle.
“Hey,” Ned said. “Do you happen to know how I can get some girl points around here?”
The guy stopped dead in his tracks and froze like a statue. He didn’t move but the expression on his face changed to a smile, to a deadpan face.
“Sir?” Ned looked worried as the guy still froze in place. After a good few seconds the guy turned his head to face Ned, and still didn’t move his body.
“How the hell do you know about that?”
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Chris walked away from the window and looked around the other corner to see a door at the back of the strip club with a bright neon exit sign. Two bouncers are at the door guarding it. Chris hid behind the corner quickly, escaping the glance the bouncers threw his way. They turn back to face the back alley.
“Fuck, how am I gonna get in now.” Chris thought to himself. “The front is guarded and so is the back, and I can’t get through the bathroom window. Maybe the other side has a window to the bathroom or even any other room.” Chris was about to walk away from the corner until he overhears the bouncers talking.
“Can’t wait until my shift is over.”
“Me too. I have no idea why they have us guarding the employees door this strictly, why not have us at the front.”
“I don’t question it too much, they pay me well.”
“Yeah, but still it’s weird.”
“Just shut up about it.”
“Alright.”
“After this you wanna get some drinks?”
“Sure, I need one after this night.”
“You see that car?”
“You mean the purple one?”
“Yeah, that one’s mine. Just got a brand new paint job on it. Looks super fucking good.”
“It does, pretty fucking sweet.”
Chris looks over at the car they are looking at. The car is a bright purple with some flames on the side, and the windows are really tinted. It looks like a car that has extensions so they can bounce up and down.
Chris gets an idea and he cracks a cheeky smile. He knows how to get in now.
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“What?” Ned asked, confused.
“You know exactly what.” The guy answered, now turning his whole body to face Ned.
“Still don’t.”
“You should’ve kept your mouth shut.”
“Why?”
“How the hell do you know about girl points!” The guy lunged at Ned, grabbing him by the collar of his shirt and lifting him up, slamming him against the bathroom wall.
“Ow! What the fuck man!”
“Stop acting dumb with me! Tell me how the hell do you know that!?”
“Know what?”
“Do you want me to say it?”
“Yes!”
“Girl points!”
“Oh, I just found that online.”
The guy slams Ned against the wall again. “Bullshit!”
“What do you mean it’s bullshit!?”
“There’s no way that you found it online, that doesn’t make sense. There’s literally no trace of it online, someone had to have told you about it!”
“No one did! I just found it on my own!”
“Stop lying! Who the fuck told you!? Was it the bouncers? They’ve always hated their job, or was it John! He’s been talking shit about the boss recently. Wait, was it Vanesa!? She’s been an annoying bitch recently, maybe she spilled the beans. Hold on, how old are you?”
“Sixteen.”
“Holy shit, have they been hiring teenage spies?”
“Dude I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about!? Just please let me go and I’ll get out of your hair. I just want some girl poi-”
The guy covers Ned’s mouth and Ned starts screaming but his screams are muffled.
“Shut the fuck up! We need to call Jason, he’ll know how to handle thi-AH!” While the guy was talking, Ned bites down hard on the guy's hand. So hard he cut the skin and made him fly back against the bathroom sink.
“You motherfucker!” The guy yelped, holding his hand. Ned goes running out the bathroom door into the noisy and flashy strip club. The guy runs after him.
Ned runs into the crowded strip club where people are jumping and bumping to the music. The loud music and the flashing lights made it hard for the guy in the bathroom to keep track of where Ned went.
“Where the fuck did he go!?” The guy said running out of the bathroom. “Shit! If Jason finds out i’m fucking dead.” The guy fumbles around in his pockets and pulls out a walkie talkie. “Code Red! I repeat Code Red! We have a kid running around here in the club. He knows."196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlArKgBvhEg
