Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4UpNLGpJL
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1v2Y60RHO
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmF2JUD0AH
Eric: Warriors? Why?403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrso2AaTDa
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvxvzFpccc
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH1BXR7Wmx
Anya: You look like crap.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IvdkpjLIo
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEvJelxEdN
Anya: Is that your wish?403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTs9GVyU2MT
Cordy: No.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡal5Fi3Oge6
Anya: Okay.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgzTZ7Zlpz
Cordy: Yeah.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAY01Lnvevm
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CKXieiP3A
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18AGEholX6
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvluMzoDLoB
Eric: I can help with that.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSRqKQEdHk
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0shT9isbC
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ezphRnMjQ
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1dh1Ar4VG
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVZL2oZ1n5
Xander: It's still disturbing.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJ3G1J6bAI
Anya: Deal with it.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz12JAkfNqM
(Anya and Xander kiss.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvrfhisTTz
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZYRMi6CC4
(the warriors cats come padding in.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIt3dSTtWa
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52qt0EgEnF
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbr9VE3UCb
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLNRdvwfxv
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VL201NXZX
Graystripe: We all are.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFOO0XsfHB
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡME9KUjaysd
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrFEov4gyJ
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJwHu2HJcF
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfztB9tSOT
Crowfeather: He's good.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSUr5WsClJ
Tigerheart: Very good.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzxRINESFJ
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtM6ZihjOjU
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGyGlmfGfc
Squirrelflight: Hey now.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43qGaPXIiu
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkybOL2aNO
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62bjvryQQB
Mistystar: They're right.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKvS6PPVUA
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcLVNCzOsa
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpb7gdpGhvR
(Every cat is silent.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhhonzPb6D
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrtejbNl5O
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2a9tvdqvlg
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPePjLIizkf
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ11oD48qKN
Princess: You, too.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLk55kqMftN
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWhrQUhbBc
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Dxxz6ZhEW
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKVuyimD3f
(Anya picks up Firestar.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WpgfsL4MY
Firestar: Watch it.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoHQxje7px
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsmrjcYJXc
Xander: An, these cats are wild.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH6Ri2k8m5
Anya: You're no fun.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyMLE1IKrB
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITdVEAHXOO
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KpVLxNIJI
Leafpool: Are you okay?403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRu00tORMa3
Firestar: I'm fine.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZE93idF5FV
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgiQGOuf0t
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJQYShqZmb
Sookie: Likewise.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlCaMUBxgQ
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEXw1f2XAH
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrJNwMuStR
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwNn0uEOzA
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGvLEsBJrm
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡis5KbaOE0H
Sookie: That's so cute!403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJi0lKIj2cK
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Tq71hZFhj
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkGeI0fSoy
Longtail: Mousefur?403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMTSOve71c
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfu4UoSDiIF
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq98bgSFdaA
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QFGoQvDxx
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpJNfHZuVl
Crookedstar: I agree.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡya9ccSquup
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpz3nkRXkLH
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAiBh7pTfN
Graystripe: Count me in.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdt2k67ejBJ
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbANUCx4gwC
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsyAc2J2Iq
(Anya smiles.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVXs5hiISA
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bxAlmX4XH
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5s15FisBYK
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzylJl0jCj
(Anya and Xander kiss.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtLCDZiaYI
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3ueZinaBr
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGrMxeqFKp
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5vXGyL2Jx
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFErpgPGUJL
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSbjcZdRDB
Ferncloud: I agree.
