Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaFKUyLuNO
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vJ2hZFeX3
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKr9mibrO3
Eric: Warriors? Why?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtyWQEW0Ec
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExWJJwpt9W
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8vDnw1hfo
Anya: You look like crap.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6q0bgbDOUN
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlvkFeXHzt
Anya: Is that your wish?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDAfZhA1vQ
Cordy: No.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqLnHjFMFM
Anya: Okay.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8blzurGPg
Cordy: Yeah.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzw9yB3MjwB
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ632DzWZY0d
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kiXqqh2eo
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwdoKs7rwd
Eric: I can help with that.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hI8CTtozu
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJ5MNoCtNX
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgRJ4xzHHH
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLgizIGPJW
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgMS7A0zh8
Xander: It's still disturbing.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17N6CdIySZ
Anya: Deal with it.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oM0dsmhCl
(Anya and Xander kiss.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYi3OKxNLTJ
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7Q8ikpHiN
(the warriors cats come padding in.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdufKcvotnQ
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWpdR5YHxp
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp09BVq77ct
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7u9ydZ3CB
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbfN3l9tpb
Graystripe: We all are.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHymTmIitx
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0as8sQhazD
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5GM0qmjs1
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdYxHBEGhZ
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4mCc1eTys
Crowfeather: He's good.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuP62wKK6R
Tigerheart: Very good.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtw2smHRzg
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIOGRqejQU
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJXY7vqrzV
Squirrelflight: Hey now.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZubfUwNA0Z
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMI5LLlW8v
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMySwrpmc2q
Mistystar: They're right.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3MPfCXB1f
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa72tmwW3TD
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitS0GV4a6X
(Every cat is silent.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbnNvTFWV2
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskPRFKB5QF
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4gCw5CvUj
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoftVQKiqkH
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKPefViwia
Princess: You, too.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GA20XqlRl
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZn4XnzEXm
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKgCt3NTRR
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiaEEL2Oa1
(Anya picks up Firestar.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDxDABzadP
Firestar: Watch it.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8w83XwZaZA
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0Uo0jHCNR
Xander: An, these cats are wild.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJrlobvSkk
Anya: You're no fun.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoRwziTZyP
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeQaJ5Is3l
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lmnC6KldD
Leafpool: Are you okay?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXC04Cp5YF
Firestar: I'm fine.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3n9giuMbw
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Tuqwd4oX7
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWKt6Jg6xg
Sookie: Likewise.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpZZbnEgm0
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1ArMpia4a
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VBp1lu6FP
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEtgw79toa
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbwbFEr1FB
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpdVXE6eco
Sookie: That's so cute!432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgX9gOJv4e
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXuQZzybCf
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nC1zxWtr4
Longtail: Mousefur?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtm1mT02S4
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrQopW6q45
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmvYy9q1Ui
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHC9PFFcq0
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadhK4VcO69
Crookedstar: I agree.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmzSuCnL86
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTyvAwmTCS
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULs3IpzEIH
Graystripe: Count me in.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfrvaPmRpp
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cSdCizjsI
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEj5ZtF8Db
(Anya smiles.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONOUsQtiz1
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9xV9LPAV4
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeNIlH7NIY
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kslLcK6Kd
(Anya and Xander kiss.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfLQt8tOlO
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBI0SaIPV96
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjyIXbR4Nl
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnGBbiBkHk
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3JrVhaicZ
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HdMxFPLVf
Ferncloud: I agree.
