從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGBgYiJ3rH
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7Nj66lZTc
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWhYZUwxUm
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZDKCR4wya
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEpD9OJWIM
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwr1GBJLo8
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0o1B3ppjXL
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtMRLFYM11
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOy9oIdBGx
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ2oTcSnE2
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhzFYquyiO
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuxEb6igN4
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjx10WhOf9F
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耳機插頭默默伸長。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfO7OxxqHxb
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLOtdclqWg
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電電，卒。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnZqJ1tpBG
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCD89kmJaBk
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaTFyUiFmY
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“上鳴！！”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8gCS1iPn3
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pTcjiejli
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEHrpJ97CK
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdOhEqiR60
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“我們？！”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NBlIen1wm
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小姐姐震驚了。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFoJMGzeEu
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cqOH0BEsO
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWfEWukcE8
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3CsccYU1j
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43CldevhTE
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8HDDCsQbg
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來日方長。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTXvGzxDwm
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他們還有很長很長的時間。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOldCzow176
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6S8SGQWnbu
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGg4u4hwNy
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zfLO4TCRt
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耳郎︰“……”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xtjQVX4QY
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摔！352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRneetUf3VF
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqSpuoaa1L
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMX3owTBq34
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KBs924Vvr
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahJB6qI1Ep
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“……”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN59HYeFpT1
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbJwWSyr0h
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ327Y4YkgWh
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“……”迷之微笑。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadzwbdqZEv
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“ 擦。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihBY18t7wL
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQWCHactqg
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvROqpe9RS
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9IXT40WOE
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也是非常頑強了……352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9pquQ9eJV
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVJfzgz5Um
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“哇啊啊啊！！”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoD8NdyvUm
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6YqL4X9Ng
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjqsxG9Z69
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFEZ0RHONQ
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXrh6bdhfH
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfTXj7t9XG
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wgaAPHM0s
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvV3XyhllO
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH2N9UqopL
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzpnAWQOvY
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2N51oGXZw
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiIDQtumXA
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciMQnWXXWD
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQogTgO2uQ
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想！都！別！想！352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAQkTzoZay
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUSMNbQzCP
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mDkK4sKA4
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嗯？352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJi5lXXZwm
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9L5QMYcna9
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8FKl94Nva
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPkJZaPBZq
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsqkuzA8zw
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyj2U4TNxNq
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHTHOO8ZMB
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我一個都不想選！352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2nyz3JYiM
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbUkmw4GZs
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEr4Hpuh94
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGMkRxeGS3
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“不，我不要！”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmeAqzrzvm
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“快點。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQFlneL0zA
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHvlK7vRcB
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“少廢話。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGCKYVTWZo
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMiV6B51CW
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvMRZ4uGx0
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“想……”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAFkj6ajEp
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFdZDs3065
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最討厭停電了！！！352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaA9VFiJisL
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明天就去投訴物業！！！352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmii6PZwDVl
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrv8lkPWpR
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkfeoXRDkY
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七點。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytu7po8Fng
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUtFPq6mxX
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscb7sVm0h9
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWK2bHjh4v
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawV0iz2F0i
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“是嗎？”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hyeittXWC
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGJ4XpixIr
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaA5bRk9PE
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogd0pntITV
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAzgDhaseN
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kHLwQN9xp
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cHi4QiXyC
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鎭？352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9n9zv8KS5
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耳郎扶額︰“……”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShICD2hbSV
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真是沒眼看了。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxVjjmS88M
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJ2ibndRW1
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9maMtEgLIj
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6HbdkdtVz
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybZihyO6So
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQh8gYDaWU
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPui4q85DEz
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4eBr83xmt
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEt2D0rFDS4
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSj3pnZ3gxv
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“喂！”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlRBkYS48g
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHKHa0dqTO
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RKVvPOF4D
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0mPud7h7B
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfQGjYCKRH
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWzUjWhHyi
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xnOAYVPTo
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2VCDuAIqN
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上耳︰“……”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKLleYBVtU
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這幫家伙真不客氣。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnWDkIzHIT
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRgvwc3NWn
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmacRjNOx3
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgHqNOocw7
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmRo3STwku
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsR5QMtCu6
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlLKfXQyAf
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXJj6kkRlR
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ4ChP8c5Z
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXXEAGv45k
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TMuBE58Fb
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwm7Lt7YLJ
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUovtRxBFeA
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNqbj824oB
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眾︰“……？”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfm16JbxzIC
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhTULGd38a
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVURxMpZ9r
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“我樂意寵她。”352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzTetoODZj
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你們管得著嗎？352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1i8GgtbjOT
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