從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8COqsIDTW
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EsOZNLGoU
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZp8MQh7F4r
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIv59iKONr9
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJRv6Cn0hO
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMxeSRdnh9
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIVh1JcI2X
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQ8MhkRzYd
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshCYLuyaVh
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxtW48lJ1D
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuc7EGJ0O4L
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlT8d4292G
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4I5vxnOMH
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耳機插頭默默伸長。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1oaPc3m1g
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7KZqUrfLS
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電電，卒。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RUc3ok574
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vCRXe9TWO
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHRZycsfWh
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“上鳴！！”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tkuYZh71g
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCUn4tNzTT
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFG9fXKOtk
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2XDCvptUz
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“我們？！”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukNhJw8VTs
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小姐姐震驚了。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPeTxpIRGf
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsrjfZz1JF
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzo2qEl58FD
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PNwWV4UvW
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUDCWIelgn
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrCmQvVdr4
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來日方長。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLZ75I5J17
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他們還有很長很長的時間。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbN924fMnk
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlonMmJRCV
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnPRpE5GgL
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwYZCiXfbi
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耳郎︰“……”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCYjMsv1Aq
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摔！340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjE8NCm1mWd
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAsIIrDtGi
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7ZyIMFl4u
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiv0SfafLzd
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEn9RiaNbjV
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRW33C1Wodb
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfulgGEd6Dg
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“……”迷之微笑。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfiug174OH
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“ 擦。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajFaVYlEBM
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy50IDSGKkM
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBILUB4Mzg
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvUNXCaJIl
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也是非常頑強了……340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ873FZ6YzYZ
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zMjB9c1PN
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“哇啊啊啊！！”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2MaFoF24S
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucq4N4GiZv
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHlOV1FFST
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFl0uCbwzB
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvHaafG3rw
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyu2vms9Ek
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWacp1NAGE
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3ahNyxGDv
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVZ29xt3cT
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp13PQDwGJT
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6My9Wk30Ft
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5LPktfJK2
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8IMCgvcNl
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWhTs1iiX9
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想！都！別！想！340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hRfkrwkRx
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GcjKCMgBd
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyNx2sPhsk
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嗯？340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡne9lYDrbNg
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3efZ9d0ej7
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfi4FokUjmN
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ308uWahR04
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFE2dxdxq1D
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijiHnMib26
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkMyXVRdZh
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我一個都不想選！340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LoarAJLyS
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwxJU4yQSq
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVJ6kmFj9U
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBCIKdh8u4
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“不，我不要！”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡci6UeI0sV6
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“快點。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VGCDqNYr6
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6PpD8ptpf
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“少廢話。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWb7AmIDtkC
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPa9fhDTL8
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MdSGq9796
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“想……”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfe3WuMDbC
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtcVKnNR1o
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最討厭停電了！！！340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhn3kcnJGW
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明天就去投訴物業！！！340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzRVODxtXq
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3AVhHLaHz
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBXoC7koy5
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七點。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9uxqBAr8Z
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUZMKnyk5h
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVcNFcpCyl
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6ppFDISyF
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTHnCjDdLi
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“是嗎？”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeoleP9pMo
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6u49KcMmtz
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5ymbZUAhL
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6VxZJFcun
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0SzFFo9N8
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxvl2BktuN
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXol3BmmeQd
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鎭？340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lEPI574W7
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耳郎扶額︰“……”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboE4oxo9u8
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真是沒眼看了。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRh4KgHFjV
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKq8hvRqst
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTU0n70pFlj
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9YmWL2IH5
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xu56NKi8B
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8YL9AjcCt
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVx8JbUDKEm
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1U6wgTpDJ
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXr0ztdbIWo
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpWdpnwQ5h
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“喂！”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cl2j3RdGx
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EYpzpPCQH
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4oVi5GdTk
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06BnAly42q
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVY6trxUHp
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6CTcGg3US
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeJsfnUgZp
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcWIpSdRZ0
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上耳︰“……”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgWhxjnlQe
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這幫家伙真不客氣。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLIlgr8hJX
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSiPuW6Jrh
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tN7At7pds
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVTzmgaGhp
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzvz6MJ6xN
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmK5VJZH1jm
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwgRgT3k93
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztprbqmSJ7
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRW8kAcPWz9
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeOkqbYB7H
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeleokL9vy
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRZ7QNVYTZ
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaadJT6vBby
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr499GGGG6S
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眾︰“……？”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86LgY5m1uu
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchWPOJOlwJ
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNNmDQZ4Gj
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“我樂意寵她。”340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDN0zprXSn
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你們管得著嗎？340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlqQXEd0ld
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