從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLVK68yLg0
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrB65I0l7D
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzANQQ3c3sH
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1l6yWmKW7n
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58hELu0jLx
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpSqvbnM8N
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7QEaMy7P5
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSQM58PdmV
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5LxtrBH3O
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZP3rU0oRO
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSaqaj0q7y
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0ytR18Ay7
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnczU0DVUGq
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耳機插頭默默伸長。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvGfaLcgP1
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAxzczSOOl
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電電，卒。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5Tii37YjA
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfu0vqabAol
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“？？？”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlPcUbD4xB
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRK9rN1B7cV
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“上鳴！！”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn60mPBGdY9
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMdrYOxr5t
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSoFbADU6Z
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcU4wwiXgp
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“我們？！”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkA3vBroP9l
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小姐姐震驚了。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVwxFpsKX2
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJvDxPMcAj
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooceQHuuvL
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5iFhjTAcN
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPukyVu3irH
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrHABwHQuZ
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來日方長。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsXppAsyKo
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他們還有很長很長的時間。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDAToRg2Af
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTkk9cxpAA
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNidbp1B6ah
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFw6Grvx8x4
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耳郎︰“……”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaDbN1wXnl
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摔！377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUft5UccWlO
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqClGdQGD4
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiB5GuTEpb3
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96DyGJOXZy
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJACB0tDcof
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“……”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VO6RFBrmW
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaQbCmQ5QV
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMc2kQZSkGE
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“……”迷之微笑。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6OqMkjdXM
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“ 擦。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnNV8cVmvN
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScFwCPTs0y
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbXgIOuwqh
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAHwhY0ym1
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也是非常頑強了……377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBC69ocEyRT
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWV7oJNEPF
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“哇啊啊啊！！”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVeEPy6WVT
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡln6Ou9NpWP
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBp9adSw9Q
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVe2s5XpHxE
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafUmecOabG
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzopYQ3nmkc
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr999KxF5Oh
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKewBgFWfn0
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54Jo18yVRA
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UG5zq3gBT
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFs0EFEf5hG
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QDJjMJv2x
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCWXg3rCGL
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlcQAhU5fH
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想！都！別！想！377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7Crbq1nAU
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEye8fCbkC8
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtC1h4ro6Oe
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嗯？377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBl92sSgGL
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHfUueWT3g
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeI9GrWYUMJ
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFV47BqhQSi
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRO4o0gFMH5
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gHeNPkx6N
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpjNu9SBEq
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我一個都不想選！377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvH9tUJHtcD
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjz5CKM6GBd
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgDE2qadY9
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ56ZudHjg1
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“不，我不要！”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrTQ4SskwL
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“快點。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiCI1tuo74
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyxEdeLGSu
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“少廢話。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5q2uJqrHDA
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zy1AAm7An
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5qHZPzyA0
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“想……”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyHNYLnxPm
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7FqRTdtOS
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最討厭停電了！！！377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ibkfUPU1f
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明天就去投訴物業！！！377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHSmzEIPsc
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtlGKro7IP
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3ZiSgZFdN
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七點。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ErTtntNOy
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6KoKNZmQw
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFmwrkv90a
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTsLWaIsHU
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXqw5TfLQ2
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“是嗎？”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCz5ZTCqR4
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TgaVQKjhY
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfa5jCskPTX
上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCe0GXh2ZAL
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvMLKmblYv
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0IciJLNZK
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygXNAtwpo6
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoAKE1lHUx
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鎭？377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBScjFpbgO
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耳郎扶額︰“……”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6q2rJpdvt1
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真是沒眼看了。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUeHDXT1Zj
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeMFVdvlh9
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmIDUJCi95
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2S1eKooiq
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8B35ZFXzZ
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIuSBbzEB3
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmV1FCUqAV
自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIFBqwnuCU
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobNM0i5DRU
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6BS9PD65g
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRykVJZhEKk
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“喂！”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFMJ3GMdSG
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwoY6Yt1mR
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSDuhQbFkF
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHjFIuALCk
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAGNUbMqOc
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXspqvH9NI
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkO8s3U4yV4
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhafimCjogi
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上耳︰“……”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCALbXlAGtZ
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這幫家伙真不客氣。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVe8OkI9OS
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDyRK0gZqX
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgo051qe4C2
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbg5HBP42W
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtr9LtjqKqr
誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGWMEmFQKQ
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCre0mTvXo
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rzKy9QC3S
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtUok44eJj
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjTQaXdcHA
“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOWA8fezIu
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZHF4hsI0H
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosdIeHVoIP
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PuJSG96Lr
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwPif2jtt3
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBovAilaRh
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眾︰“……？”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGS2C09rMzV
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIMSxpt7Um
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡey4euF76w0
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“我樂意寵她。”377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbStvXDqzfw
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你們管得著嗎？377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9swmv0oTJ
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哼。
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