從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3tCfjwRTM
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOi0hwmdbKT
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFIvzD1TLB
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡem21RXWaow
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9zYAEKE4u
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsugzDu1qDL
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3AFTR2KO4
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAk2zSDdzF
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFb6D7PS5V
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWWqdtZhqI
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEQz6uJqaI
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97j2yT0LTs
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX10nPFXZX4
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耳機插頭默默伸長。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yujCuXSG2
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEGZS8N9JK
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電電，卒。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRSwp9SNfZ
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuTR8iW9V3
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBFETIF1cW
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“上鳴！！”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OwQdRHAUm
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUMjrdcmQZ
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVclOTkZ3xA
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvI2Lmc9bT
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“我們？！”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1WXTS8i1d
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小姐姐震驚了。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AcP6ewxoi
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTruD4oyWax
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCL9OdTdLq
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhBqk5Pn94
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjx1L9jP7l5
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLUDdg2BVj
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來日方長。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPLbaY4ktX
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他們還有很長很長的時間。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjDfy39JE6
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZeMGYFvQu
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwlNoZ0bdF
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnE5sW9g9Pz
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耳郎︰“……”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoFo0ZIiMo
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摔！395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYleokGvG6o
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDOtNN3goc
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9l5vQxxSRu
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nArP2VCp8
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeQ3pLMgRy
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“……”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYNdQLPo4F
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv81pFP8zuj
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA77LEQaH11
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“……”迷之微笑。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1vUEZpL7B
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“ 擦。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5wy451tfN
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDJqIrwi6N
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3fQAI6bxn
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAxM7cRMMn
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也是非常頑強了……395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsaWRh3WBh
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQViUVc7ST4
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“哇啊啊啊！！”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaV5FYOSpzx
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvxsOjRDAM
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzx6EtbZVA
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGG2QWa4yKn
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTgJdssGBL
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtABp5xMYjm
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cnXF9Qk2Z
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7f6BbiPvhu
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyTi7Q3DaG
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexw1TbNpnU
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKZAzA7h6x
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUzHJWahBD
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOO1dLHd2g
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdeJyGnyX4
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想！都！別！想！395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBtrJjxSK7
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnveX9Y34T
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofI2mKwq0b
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嗯？395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYHS4L0ID1
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoQdXGMNvG
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEBr4LYe5B
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PbzPCa5KL
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MOKotm7ky
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0M0HbbqpnT
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVf0FujmIl
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我一個都不想選！395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ujVw3sd9m
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GPw8EoGZl
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6MKiBfXwe
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEArjXOVCk
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“不，我不要！”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Qy8gl2wmb
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“快點。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfbpgqGUvO
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHePzMTgNcv
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“少廢話。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MqdIEAM8W
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43jKrZ08UV
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaqAjIKusY
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“想……”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbifIVFsC9c
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdt7vVzDrV1
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最討厭停電了！！！395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRw0PFwWZf
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明天就去投訴物業！！！395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsy1U9sPfBe
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQR8ljhmIwy
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqWQTWmbn8
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七點。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOp4zuPfvl6
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXc5yPJbop
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHhFeZesp2
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsuF1jdVgD
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQZB6JNjGs
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“是嗎？”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9wsZYFdqM
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhzIgbVBC4
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1AT3yp7lx
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JxyAbIKeY
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWvBA9hg0O
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2i3lp0YBa
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaszJehxDS
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鎭？395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJVfh1FYhF
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耳郎扶額︰“……”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9KlBQWfsE
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真是沒眼看了。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHGbtu8tln
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs16jqH29uK
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1IiAG8eGw
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYs2Ll2e6Rd
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpX7TMfz56R
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2I50XrINW
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUeiI6U3AX
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS41mPw3YhM
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUh49SG3lDW
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6rHSQj9rR
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“喂！”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf91vMNs7iN
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAkZWSfWPh
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqk63EFx56
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mRZU1G24S
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1cjReNZEV
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7ryJa7ZD5
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5uSIePiXU
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePp4LI8srT
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上耳︰“……”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ506OPMc791
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這幫家伙真不客氣。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlRHWsPjjX
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaicDfka3r
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PQHJRD7fx
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5OS5D2qoA
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLau0hzN6ny
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEIdVFnGwo
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHhsfGyhKw
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWErtMaMvc
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2e55hHCM2d
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnyE1AepgU
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdFyLj8Cme
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIHvw8iTRj
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfsoQJDeyH
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CmOA0I3dv
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眾︰“……？”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXrV8EJFbI
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuu5jULx1x
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7YFyIetyN
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“我樂意寵她。”395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJ0TvEnMUk
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你們管得著嗎？395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoslfBMTqM
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