Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo198Please respect copyright.PENANAjjIDEcmiKB
- iPhones are SEXY198Please respect copyright.PENANAjvljT3Gc1I
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!198Please respect copyright.PENANAc14GIApgXE
- YOU LIE198Please respect copyright.PENANARY603RQt4W
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag198Please respect copyright.PENANA13wQtQf2fI
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 198Please respect copyright.PENANAGfDSKo2hf0
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 198Please respect copyright.PENANAzoTGlK6imd
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.198Please respect copyright.PENANAkOt6TpsJ1x
- Character development is only possible through murder.198Please respect copyright.PENANAFLfCbiRiUl
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania198Please respect copyright.PENANAPxOBuP98es
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools198Please respect copyright.PENANAOW8fgbzw7S
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess198Please respect copyright.PENANAk62WYhJJHA
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct198Please respect copyright.PENANA7bszh1ePLE
- i like the *bling* *bling*198Please respect copyright.PENANAz0UlT6ei98
- hashtag accessorize198Please respect copyright.PENANArLuH6fCcZH
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!198Please respect copyright.PENANAVwVO32jvvt
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!198Please respect copyright.PENANAkedHljbpQe
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!198Please respect copyright.PENANAweSQISkqvI
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore198Please respect copyright.PENANAAdkIR0UBgP
- we're done here, you butcher.198Please respect copyright.PENANAYHsLOaVIVd
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN198Please respect copyright.PENANAGbDEnyAo5M
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...198Please respect copyright.PENANAPA1qAmUKZx
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars198Please respect copyright.PENANAXsA7LzuEEc
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.198Please respect copyright.PENANAhMuuQoGCTW
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 198Please respect copyright.PENANA3bYWhnljoK
kid 2: sure. 198Please respect copyright.PENANAbCJl2QM9nV
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 198Please respect copyright.PENANAml3VYJBLJs
kid 2: ... sure.198Please respect copyright.PENANAGgcwLsAGFs