Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo218Please respect copyright.PENANAdgwp55vyog
- iPhones are SEXY218Please respect copyright.PENANAa8Pqxc8qOe
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!218Please respect copyright.PENANAWYRv5MIbhv
- YOU LIE218Please respect copyright.PENANACeLp6uAObk
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag218Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0UxYqAICk
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 218Please respect copyright.PENANAoeVxmrAqn3
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 218Please respect copyright.PENANA72tPGW6tGy
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.218Please respect copyright.PENANA2roHqOAlyc
- Character development is only possible through murder.218Please respect copyright.PENANAPNfeLlXcEj
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania218Please respect copyright.PENANAhIyY2ggUFf
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools218Please respect copyright.PENANAnNxnjDRrVZ
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess218Please respect copyright.PENANAH9cQEsg3Go
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct218Please respect copyright.PENANADxXlzXuJDm
- i like the *bling* *bling*218Please respect copyright.PENANAI4VBe3CI2w
- hashtag accessorize218Please respect copyright.PENANA4z9KywEeNm
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!218Please respect copyright.PENANAI3n8hKTUbO
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!218Please respect copyright.PENANAAPzJJAO2ik
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!218Please respect copyright.PENANAndxozBqh6N
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore218Please respect copyright.PENANAn46ATfWmZo
- we're done here, you butcher.218Please respect copyright.PENANAAwytTMTrXs
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN218Please respect copyright.PENANAMDns7mogFA
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...218Please respect copyright.PENANAO2CsXUsSdV
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars218Please respect copyright.PENANAkzsCCkcJNZ
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.218Please respect copyright.PENANA8eh9L66QQp
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 218Please respect copyright.PENANA1TiHFpB1sv
kid 2: sure. 218Please respect copyright.PENANAI9YWZBCVjt
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 218Please respect copyright.PENANAJxzsBi2QB0
kid 2: ... sure.218Please respect copyright.PENANA9L5byTSZZr