Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo217Please respect copyright.PENANAoU8KI9sQK6
- iPhones are SEXY217Please respect copyright.PENANAH4If6Bz3Us
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!217Please respect copyright.PENANABNepzeY9i5
- YOU LIE217Please respect copyright.PENANALNfY8dSo18
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag217Please respect copyright.PENANAt9ciCznt7j
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 217Please respect copyright.PENANAXuzZbAsIjA
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 217Please respect copyright.PENANA70RLtJkvy0
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.217Please respect copyright.PENANADBL9xSg8I3
- Character development is only possible through murder.217Please respect copyright.PENANAYR5dXrVYDy
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania217Please respect copyright.PENANAHYrLrfK84b
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools217Please respect copyright.PENANAu65bwkmBf2
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess217Please respect copyright.PENANAWzIPrDJeK2
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct217Please respect copyright.PENANAJETTJvXy6j
- i like the *bling* *bling*217Please respect copyright.PENANAjns4HQYtHE
- hashtag accessorize217Please respect copyright.PENANAriVl4Wm8v4
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!217Please respect copyright.PENANAnCmXyTQKCP
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!217Please respect copyright.PENANAAVmQcQPrv9
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!217Please respect copyright.PENANAoXJfvBCdcQ
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore217Please respect copyright.PENANAZgD2zUT4S9
- we're done here, you butcher.217Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZwFlaTGvI
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN217Please respect copyright.PENANAjRQcWYq9JN
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...217Please respect copyright.PENANA59mROnVp4U
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars217Please respect copyright.PENANACprRlZZhIi
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.217Please respect copyright.PENANAgHTwrJjMwK
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 217Please respect copyright.PENANACw02ctLrax
kid 2: sure. 217Please respect copyright.PENANAUdV9d5wBn4
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 217Please respect copyright.PENANAAxvzoX5RnM
kid 2: ... sure.217Please respect copyright.PENANAYwmytyC69b