Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo304Please respect copyright.PENANAAN6a7Kv7iw
- iPhones are SEXY304Please respect copyright.PENANAc7Hnx1xI4G
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!304Please respect copyright.PENANAHV525BzFNQ
- YOU LIE304Please respect copyright.PENANA4hsi67qKTY
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag304Please respect copyright.PENANA6ds1u0GEQV
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 304Please respect copyright.PENANAanXs2iRTB1
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 304Please respect copyright.PENANAFyoqTPSsoA
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.304Please respect copyright.PENANA3OadCwmCpv
- Character development is only possible through murder.304Please respect copyright.PENANAMjrEjHSEEG
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania304Please respect copyright.PENANA9F3yCdD20I
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools304Please respect copyright.PENANAJULL9u2ddK
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess304Please respect copyright.PENANAApBNhdc8Bh
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct304Please respect copyright.PENANAVw95Yh7eyY
- i like the *bling* *bling*304Please respect copyright.PENANAQRJYRzUq9N
- hashtag accessorize304Please respect copyright.PENANAmEdqKSMohm
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!304Please respect copyright.PENANAx7B5EhIuB2
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!304Please respect copyright.PENANAAJPheF4SDN
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!304Please respect copyright.PENANAhjJB52pnYi
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore304Please respect copyright.PENANAUEJ9New8ja
- we're done here, you butcher.304Please respect copyright.PENANAvo8sPhQkz8
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN304Please respect copyright.PENANAjIQizXqGaq
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...304Please respect copyright.PENANArY4SShh3tA
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars304Please respect copyright.PENANAcMLIUgBR2R
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.304Please respect copyright.PENANADJNY9nTsOk
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 304Please respect copyright.PENANAGKo9b5a9dU
kid 2: sure. 304Please respect copyright.PENANA9qEdvg5ajV
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 304Please respect copyright.PENANA1MhEWQrM6n
kid 2: ... sure.304Please respect copyright.PENANAsiaPUS9TI5