Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAYY23uE1J
- iPhones are SEXY240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwF2cWVtl2r
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21inM7zByW
- YOU LIE240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiuB6Dk8Xt
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAaZtUcRvr
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjm4SLtIdcH
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tUpuhKXV0
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf1kVltbL2
- Character development is only possible through murder.240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4aa93kdyo
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Bk92p4kt0
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0tp9Q8yNC
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSffacGN8m
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzrzw2xqjr
- i like the *bling* *bling*240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqdRbJtmZS
- hashtag accessorize240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RDNJMLbAK
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGK9PAv4OHH
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MlR69zChk
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdtDgdR7UO
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cKZ9YygIi
- we're done here, you butcher.240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJ1o67vF5U
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaaPKBjlBB
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1icxS44hdA
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhlCyQSJ3g
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06lCQlVv7Y
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Kwmj9YsAe
kid 2: sure. 240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAM6vo87D9I
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtfINOvvx6
kid 2: ... sure.240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2m2TlNJZ1
