Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo268Please respect copyright.PENANAODcQNIIssF
- iPhones are SEXY268Please respect copyright.PENANAvjlQWUl7Bw
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!268Please respect copyright.PENANAnHyky1h61j
- YOU LIE268Please respect copyright.PENANAQCfTsmRmAN
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag268Please respect copyright.PENANAgyYTqjul7I
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 268Please respect copyright.PENANAymXEmUvFR6
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 268Please respect copyright.PENANA2bcU7iavBM
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.268Please respect copyright.PENANAQZlAqjTylO
- Character development is only possible through murder.268Please respect copyright.PENANA6Epqdo5D0a
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania268Please respect copyright.PENANADJPVLabkxT
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools268Please respect copyright.PENANAa93Zc91QPl
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess268Please respect copyright.PENANA7fVDdw6qKk
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct268Please respect copyright.PENANAw7CRdRv26n
- i like the *bling* *bling*268Please respect copyright.PENANAFpmTV6pgEm
- hashtag accessorize268Please respect copyright.PENANAjDL5kIQ9Il
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!268Please respect copyright.PENANA1c5J7Ifj1R
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!268Please respect copyright.PENANAvkz330euyA
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!268Please respect copyright.PENANAx0NQopNRuj
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore268Please respect copyright.PENANAwa8uEnpqw4
- we're done here, you butcher.268Please respect copyright.PENANAl9MqSzQbPa
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN268Please respect copyright.PENANABym2NDDdCV
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...268Please respect copyright.PENANAEa9UXjBzHu
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars268Please respect copyright.PENANAqYqah86cMA
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.268Please respect copyright.PENANAgoQJ0sbccS
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 268Please respect copyright.PENANAjxNEqtAbXP
kid 2: sure. 268Please respect copyright.PENANAyRtQdkghvH
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 268Please respect copyright.PENANAqGx50diFBF
kid 2: ... sure.268Please respect copyright.PENANATIzLUVYnwV