Chapter 5 - Guardian
It’s been a month since the incident with Crimson on the roof and he hasn’t had any notion to touch or even speak to me since. I would pass him in the hallways and he didn’t even spare me a glance, I doubt he even realized I was there. Even in class when I swore and bitched at him, he just remained indifferent and nonchalant. I don’t want to admit it, but their is a small, tiny, miniscule chance that I may be missing his presence around me. But I don’t think that I actually miss him, I just miss pissing him off. Yeah that’s it!945Please respect copyright.PENANAPLSWP9TzCQ
“Morning!” Pinky smiled as she sat next to me in homeroom. I still don’t use her real name, it just doesn’t seem to suit her much. And besides, once her hair remains that bright ass pink, then I’ll keep calling her Pinky. It’s not like she seems to mind anyway.945Please respect copyright.PENANA8CXDunhPjv
“Hey,” I said giving her a quick glance before turning away to face the window. Pinky had leveled up from my acquaintance to my one and only true friend. It was weird hearing the word, especially saying out loud. The last friend I had was in fourth grade and it only lasted for two weeks. She didn’t really care about me, she just loved the fact that she could brag to others that she was “best friends” with a princess. That fake ass bitch got what she deserved when I pushed her down those stairs!945Please respect copyright.PENANATlBmbvUsIS
Even though I cussed her out more times then I could count. Instead of backing down like everyone else, she stood her ground against me; something that I find to be very impressive. And their is the fact that she saved my eyeball.945Please respect copyright.PENANAg0SZTfloc1
“Did you get your permission slip signed?” She asked waving the small white paper in front of my face. “I am so psyched for this surprise field trip! Where do you think Mr. Daniels is taking us?”945Please respect copyright.PENANA4tGaF4J6kB
“Somewhere fucking stupid,” I grumbled into my palm. “And I don’t need to get permission slips signed. Besides who’s going to sign them, Mommy and Daddy dearest!”945Please respect copyright.PENANAXinufCDAl4
“You know, I find it really hard to believe that your parents are as bad as you make them seem,” She sighed. “They’re so nice and polite on camera and they talk about you and your siblings so positively. Heck if you don’t want them, I’ll take them as my parents!”945Please respect copyright.PENANADmmSzpvHri
I whipped around and glared fiercely at her. “Trust me, that’s all an act. They don’t give two shits about me or this fucking country! And you most definitely don’t want them as parents,”945Please respect copyright.PENANAtr1xytUXyz
She sighed and rolled her eyes. “If you say so,”945Please respect copyright.PENANAddLVUCoDxL
“If I say so?” I repeated with a raised eyebrow. “I fucking know so!”945Please respect copyright.PENANAR2XD55W2Ut
“Hey, watch the attitude Pipsqueak!” She flicked me on my nose. That bitch!945Please respect copyright.PENANAJDmKoZZKdq
I was about to unleash my fury upon her, but the shrill sound of the morning bell signified that it was time to go to your first class of the day, which for me is history. You could tell the people who were in my class because they were all excited and buzzing about the surprise field trip.945Please respect copyright.PENANAP62woOlpVX
“Attention!” The P.A system said, perking all of our interests. “All students in History 432 with Mr. Daniels, please report to the front gates. Thank you!”945Please respect copyright.PENANAUbOQ9mHFPM
“WOOHOO LET’S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!” Pinky screamed as she grabbed my hand and practically dragged me out the classroom. I barely managed to hold onto to my bag.945Please respect copyright.PENANAb6OjovFqPL
“ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK MY ARM!” I shouted at her as she continued to sprint through the hallways like a mad woman.945Please respect copyright.PENANA4Qwnu7FAvo
“If we don’t hurry we won’t get good seats on the bus!”945Please respect copyright.PENANA4WPQa0NlOV
Bus? She’s out of her mind if she thinks that I’ll even think about stepping foot in a filthy bus. “Ew, I’m not getting in a filthy bus! I’ll call my driver and tell him to follow behind.”945Please respect copyright.PENANAy8MAKVY7qE
“But I wanted us to sit together!” She whined as we pushed opened the doors.945Please respect copyright.PENANAmKaqsF3g6b
“Then you can ride in the limo with me.”945Please respect copyright.PENANAORJ1JBApmE
“Really!” Her face and eyes lit up in excitement.It’s just a limo. Why is she making such a big deal of it?945Please respect copyright.PENANApqeDFZMATe
“Good Morning Students!” Mr. Daniel grinned as we met him at the front gates. The rest of the students soon followed behind us, all waiting in anticipation of the trip. I also notices that Crimson was there, his ear buds in his ears and his black hoodie over his head. He caught me gazing at him and chuckled before turning the other way. That ass!945Please respect copyright.PENANAFuwPjYdNz9
“I know you all are so excited about the field trip today but please remember that this is also a learning experience so please have your notebooks ready to take notes when I explain everything that will be shown!”945Please respect copyright.PENANAmM0myMdtvG
“Excuse me Mr. Daniels, but, where exactly are we going?” Pinky asked.945Please respect copyright.PENANArN7YeMfDXW
“That is a surprise until we arrive Miss Watkins,” He said. “But I’m sure you and your classmates will enjoy yourselves very much. Now, everyone on the bus!”945Please respect copyright.PENANADuVCTEPT9d
Nope. Hell no.945Please respect copyright.PENANA8WZ4tQAptA
“Oi!” I said. “I need to know so that I can tell my driver.”945Please respect copyright.PENANAs4rf6aN9ZB
“Your Highness, it’s only a fifteen minute ride, I’m sure you can manage sitting in a bus for that short time.”945Please respect copyright.PENANABnBMWHcjQL
“AND I’M TELLING YOU THAT-THE FUCK?” I screamed as I was suddenly lifted and pressed against someone’s side. I looked up and saw that Crimson had wrapped an arm around my waist and was effortlessly lifting me against his side. My face immediately turned scarlet as I wiggled in his grip.945Please respect copyright.PENANAh0WBHnlB8n
“Don’t worry Mr. D, she won’t have a problem riding in it,” He said in his husky voice before nonchalantly stepping inside the bus and literally throwing me on a seat.945Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2OIaJPvHc
He leaned in, inches away from my face before speaking. “Stay put.”945Please respect copyright.PENANA9CtctkGPFS
I narrowed my eyes and tried to push him away but it was futile; it was like trying to move a wall. “Don’t tell me what to do! If I don’t want to ride the bus then I won’t fucking ride it!”945Please respect copyright.PENANArW5unJRL9v
He smirked before slowly trailing his fingers up and down my thigh. “Why not Curly? I’ll make sure you have a very good time if you sit next to me.”945Please respect copyright.PENANAgXb8gtFVP6
Oh no, he’s working his witchcraft on me again! My face flushed even more and my heartbeat increased. I would be lying if I said that I didn’t miss the feel of his masculine hands on my legs. But why do I like it so much? I fucking hate the guy! He’s nothing to me!945Please respect copyright.PENANAHOumVMCTrw
“Hey you two, you can frickle frackle on your own time, but not on mine,” Pinky said standing behind Crimson, her arms folded tightly in annoyance. “Besides, you’re holding up the line to get on the bus.”945Please respect copyright.PENANALynxauH9P3
My face was now a tomato as I took in her words. Frickle Frackle? I’ve never even kissed a guy, much less think about doing that! And I certainly won’t be doing it with this dumbass!945Please respect copyright.PENANAyfXhb68EIS
“Fine then,” He sighed before standing to his full height. “We’ll finish this later, won’t we Curly?”945Please respect copyright.PENANAeMZT3uKI3i
“FUCK YOU!” I spat as I tried to get up out of my seat but Pinky pushed me back down.945Please respect copyright.PENANAiViqLsvxcj
“Come on Alex we’re already seated,” She whined. “Stay on please...for me! I did save your eyeball that one time.”945Please respect copyright.PENANAcmW3QYy0op
What is this feeling? Why do I feel so compelled to give into her demand? Damn it, everything is confusing me.945Please respect copyright.PENANAoxwgwKEDay
I sucked my teeth before plopping back down on the seat. “Fine,”945Please respect copyright.PENANASF6vJeN4cT
“YAY!” She wrapped her arms around me and pressed our cheeks together.945Please respect copyright.PENANA7cMsZjcKND
“HEY HEY, BACK THE FUCK UP!” I pushed her away and turned to glare out the window.945Please respect copyright.PENANA1viatxQ56q
“Thanks for riding in the bus,” She smiled.945Please respect copyright.PENANAN9mK3PZF2F
“BLEH!”945Please respect copyright.PENANAeaRJ8xWfNt
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I am going to murder Mr. Daniels.945Please respect copyright.PENANA66QRj4SwxT
The “amazing” field trip that had everyone losing their minds was just going to see the fucking palace. The place where I god damn live and see every fucking day! Their are no words to describe just how pissed I am!945Please respect copyright.PENANAuif2jd2vmn
“Wow so this is the royal palace,” Pinky said in awe as she took in the lush, green scenery of our front garden. “It must be amazing to live here Alex!”945Please respect copyright.PENANAFh0rHsc2ud
“It would be even better if everyone else in it disappeared.”945Please respect copyright.PENANAvzExtLeZIo
“Ok everyone!” Mr. Daniels said catching our attention. A bald motherfucker was standing next to him with a shit eating grin on his face. “This is Robert who will give us a tour of the palace!”945Please respect copyright.PENANAvtqoyDM91N
Who the hell is he? I’ve never seen his face before and you would’ve had to be here for quite some time to be able to give a tour of this place because it was so huge. Have you ever seen Buckingham Palace? Well multiply the size by three and then you’ll have this palace.945Please respect copyright.PENANAZUjfr499lO
“Hey everyone as you’re teacher introduced, my name’s Robert and I’ve been working at the palace as a guard for over ten years!”945Please respect copyright.PENANAElzUTBQ2T2
Well fuck. I’ve never seen him in my life!945Please respect copyright.PENANAukHoBI3ajK
“I’m so honored to be your tour guide today!” He smiled. Nope I couldn’t take this. He was to damn happy.945Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3twqatIKA
I grabbed my back and started making my way to my wing of the palace, but Mr. Daniels stopped me. “Princess, aren’t you going to stay for the tour?”945Please respect copyright.PENANAxZYPpsVpIA
“I live here,” I said in a dead-panned tone. “Why the hell would I take a tour of my own house?”945Please respect copyright.PENANAkqemLjtHrg
“Well that is true but-”945Please respect copyright.PENANAln2DvbZfiF
“I’m leaving,” I said simply before continuing my stride.945Please respect copyright.PENANA4WUONaMwvz
“Hey wait Alex!” Pinky called as she ran after me. “Who am I supposed to talk to if you go? You’re my only friend!”945Please respect copyright.PENANAEdeaDTr9Nu
“I’m not going to take a tour of my own fucking house!”945Please respect copyright.PENANA4QCBsreYLF
“Well then why don’t you give me a personal tour!” She suggested. “You probably know this place way better than that Robert guy!”945Please respect copyright.PENANAe2aUT0wUz7
“No,”945Please respect copyright.PENANAGDMWfLMOqC
“Aw come on please!” She dropped to her knees and tugged on my hands. “Please, please,please,please,please,please,plea-”945Please respect copyright.PENANAfwfQQpQRxU
“ALRIGHT FUCK!” I screamed as I threw up hands in annoyance. God she’s annoying as hell!945Please respect copyright.PENANApQEYqKA3Ws
She squealed before engulfing me in a hug. “You’re the best!”945Please respect copyright.PENANA7khpcXIyA8
“Whatever now release me!” I swatted at her.945Please respect copyright.PENANAWv6hVXIsh7
“HEY MR.D!” She shouted to our ditsy teacher. “ALEX IS GOING TO TOUR ME AROUND!”945Please respect copyright.PENANAfIyebgmoA0
“What, wait-” He stammered. “LACEY!”945Please respect copyright.PENANAMIgc37oQgE
But it was too late, she had already grabbed my hand and dragged me away from them. “So where should we start!”945Please respect copyright.PENANAU19xW3yXJz
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“Dear God I’m going to faint!” She panted as she took a seat on one of the garden benches. “How much more is there?”945Please respect copyright.PENANAPYtCTW5rfu
“There’s still the left and right wings plus the back garden.” I said as I handed her a bottle of water.945Please respect copyright.PENANAFmG7NvHpfU
I’d been touring her around the central wing for two hours. Commoners coming to tour the palace was normal but they were only allowed to tour the front garden and parts of the central wing. But because this is my home, I showed Lacey every room in the central wing which now has us both exhausted.945Please respect copyright.PENANAIpCF4xZXqx
“I don’t think I can make it,” She slurped her water.945Please respect copyright.PENANA7e5aYHlnTx
I folded my arms and turned my head the other way before speaking. “I-If you want, you can come again and I’ll give you a tour.”945Please respect copyright.PENANANqO7rw9mtY
Her eyes widened and she stared at me in shock. “Are you, the ice princess, inviting me over?”945Please respect copyright.PENANAOMzk3tJWrB
“Shut up!” I growled. “I don’t have to invite you anywa-”945Please respect copyright.PENANAGht7xU7fDC
“I’D LOVE TO COME!” She screeched as she began clapping excitedly. “This will be so fun! We could even have a sleepover!”945Please respect copyright.PENANA8oyh572K3s
“Don’t push it,” I glared.945Please respect copyright.PENANA6Duoqmy52X
“I’m just kidding, I know that you’re not ready for that kind of ‘friendship bonding’”945Please respect copyright.PENANAXvxYdEMKJF
“What’s that supposed to mean!”945Please respect copyright.PENANAyDrfiukW4S
“Don’t get all riled up, I just meant-” She suddenly stopped and clutched her stomach.945Please respect copyright.PENANAyfdZ1Dx9cg
“What’s wrong?” I furrowed my brows.945Please respect copyright.PENANAgKpZ3hGfnN
“Those burritos we eat earlier just made their way to my large intestine,” She groaned as she doubled over. “Where’s the nearest toilet?”945Please respect copyright.PENANAxCAKdCCeiR
I looked around frantically as I tried to recall. “Over there, the garden shed has a toilet in it!”945Please respect copyright.PENANAAirZ39lKQb
“Led the way please, I don’t think I can hold it in much longer!” She squeezed her legs tightly together as I led her to the bathroom. God I hope she doesn’t accidentally shit on my grass.945Please respect copyright.PENANAkpC5glsuNx
The oversized garden shed soon came into view and Pinky’s jaw dropped. “What the hell? This is the garden shed? It’s bigger than my house back home!”945Please respect copyright.PENANAT79WxJcK0S
“We’re royalty, of course everything is going to be grand.”945Please respect copyright.PENANAPg6GnzXS8r
“Never mind that, where’s the toilet!” She groaned. I merely pointed my finger and she took off like a bat out of hell into the bathroom. Not even ten seconds later, I heard little “plops” and I shuddered in disgust.945Please respect copyright.PENANAJgV5vpH7B1
“I’LL WAIT OUTSIDE!” I shouted to her.945Please respect copyright.PENANAhq5a8Dp7yu
“OK,” She groaned as the plops got louder.945Please respect copyright.PENANAXuZcFclpyO
God that’s disgusting. Every bathroom in this palace should be sound-proofed!945Please respect copyright.PENANA4xuckq32fQ
I was standing outside for five minutes and Pinky still hadn’t come out yet. Jesus how much burritos did she eat? I saw my class standing a few meters away from me, but what had shocked me was that my parents were also with them; smiling and laughing with other student. Tch, fake fuckers.945Please respect copyright.PENANAKw8KmgAFpP
Mother dearest noticed me standing over here and motioned me to come over, but I just flipped the bird at her. Even from this distance, I could see her plastic face twitch in annoyance before she quickly concealed it with a fake smile. 945Please respect copyright.PENANAB5kx3y9lpe
“PRINCESS, YOUR PARENTS ARE HERE!” Mr. Daniels shouted as if I few kilometers away. Because I didn’t even acknowledge him, he began shouting at me constantly. “PRINCESS, PRINCESS,PRINCESS,PRIN-”945Please respect copyright.PENANA6C1Ptfvwvk
“ALRIGHT I’M COMING FUCK!” I screamed to the heavens as I grumpily stomped across the grass. But the sound of growling stopped me in my tracks. I slowly turned my head to the side to see a huge, angry pit bull that was slowly stalking towards me. It’s snarls were loud and frightening and my breathing hitched as it circled me. I knew it was a palace dog because of the collar, but what the hell is it doing on it’s own? We own some of the most vicious dogs in the country! 945Please respect copyright.PENANAvKqv5FD21z
“PRINCESS DO NOT MOVE!” Robert said as he slowly stalked towards me but he was still far away. Sweat trickled down my forehead as I struggled to control my breathing. I was terrified! 945Please respect copyright.PENANA9u0Qv7xh9o
He suddenly barked at me that startled me so much that I fell back on the grass. That was my worst mistake.945Please respect copyright.PENANAqorZ5nqwQd
The beast took that as an opportunity to attack and lunged at me. I shut my eyes shut and let out an ear-splitting scream. But, seconds past and I was still unharmed. I peaked an eye open to see a figure in front of me. Their arm was shot out to take the impact of the bite. I opened both my eyes to see that it was Crimson!945Please respect copyright.PENANAKscSZUoXaC
The dog clamped his teeth down hard in his arm and he groaned in pain before he grabbed with his other hand and pulled him off of his arm. He then pressed the dog face down into the dirt.945Please respect copyright.PENANAkSo9DN19g3
“HEEL!” He shouted at it.” HEEL!”945Please respect copyright.PENANAl3E8cS32Zi
Heck, even if he was saying that at me, I would’ve obeyed! He sounded so powerful and sure of himself. Soon enough, the dog began to whine and it’s tail was between it’s legs. It bowed it’s head at Crimson; as if it recognized him as it’s master.945Please respect copyright.PENANA8qIRetaOSt
“Good boy,” He said scratching behind it’s ear before lifting up the collar to read it’s name. “Danger,”945Please respect copyright.PENANA1jyibLvsBz
How fitting.945Please respect copyright.PENANAtd1B0iVnOL
“You ok?” Crimson said as he held out a hand.945Please respect copyright.PENANA9Fzjo2ex5p
Hesitantly, I took it and in one go, he pulled me up into his chest. His arm wrapped tightly around mu shoulder. “Hey? Are you alright?” He asked again, shaking me lightly.945Please respect copyright.PENANAAAbH8D8TiN
“I-I’m fine,” I said breathlessly. I’m fine even though I nearly lost my life if he hadn’t intervened. “Thank you,”945Please respect copyright.PENANAwsCSGyjbE9
His eyes bugged out of his head and he seemed lost for words. “Umm, I-It’s ok,”945Please respect copyright.PENANAP2cJJXFGUt
Everyone else around me apparently heard my expression of gratitude because their jaws were all to the floor. Even my parents.945Please respect copyright.PENANAWw36GeHxLg
“T-That was amazing young man!” Robert praised as he walked over to us. “Where did you learn how to handle canines?”945Please respect copyright.PENANAMy0s7yP6b0
“I volunteered at animal control over the summer as a community service project,” He answered.945Please respect copyright.PENANAo1aBGfFxtV
“Animal control?” Robert furrowed his eyebrow. “That’s a weird place to volunteer, especially for a teenager like yourself. Why did you choose there?”945Please respect copyright.PENANAyuxYBGBFZJ
“It was a requirement for the club I was in,”945Please respect copyright.PENANA313kfx4zZe
“Club?” Robert repeated. “Could that mean that you were apart of the Royal Heartland Army Cadets!”945Please respect copyright.PENANA4m0U4Vf0pU
The Royal Heartland Army Cadets was like a junior version of our army. but from what I’ve heard, they work just as hard as the army. They’re trained in fighting skills, weaponry, spy skills and apparently dog training. Even thought they were cadets, they weren’t to be taken lightly. They’re training is probably on par or if not harsher than training for the American army; so imagine the actual army!945Please respect copyright.PENANALEF45y5F82
“Graduated top of squad this summer,” Crimson boasted. Tch, show off. And isn’t blooding oozing out of his arm? He should get that treated instead of telling Robert about his life achievements!945Please respect copyright.PENANAbzqIaFDK06
Robert placed his hand on his chin as his eyes flickered back and forth between Crimson and I; to be more specific, he was looking at Crimson’s arm that was still tightly wrapped around my shoulders.945Please respect copyright.PENANAIZoO0WxTRA
“It seems that you and the princess are on friendly term if she’ll let you touch her for that long. And even say thank you!” Robert said as smirked crawled onto his face.945Please respect copyright.PENANA1ltMEDFEK2
“WHAT!” I shouted. “N-No he’s-”945Please respect copyright.PENANAxQ85uMiAWX
“Yeah we’re good friends!” He grinned deviously at me as he rubbed my shoulders. “Right Curly?”945Please respect copyright.PENANAthJq2RjbOo
I immediately turned scarlet at his touch and tried to push him away but he was too strong.945Please respect copyright.PENANAAl28xFImeb
“You’re even on nickname basis, this is extraordinary!” Robert beamed in delight. “I haven’t gotten your name.”945Please respect copyright.PENANARM0xG7R8qV
“Cross, Crimson Cross,” He said, Who the fuck does he think he is, James Bond?945Please respect copyright.PENANAXKHCkefclc
“Well Mr. Cross,” Robert started. “It’s customary that each royal has their own personal guard, but because of Princess Alexandra.......unique personality, it’s hard for her to get along with them. But you two are already on friendly basis. So, how do you feel about becoming her personal royal guard?”945Please respect copyright.PENANAW2D0O98WWy
My eyes bugged out of my head as I chocked on the air. CRIMSON? AS MY ROYAL GUARD? NOPE NO FUCK NO.945Please respect copyright.PENANAKSDHceMOLe
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“It would be my pleasure,” He smirked as he wiggled his eyebrows at me. What? NO!945Please respect copyright.PENANAypp0bx5URh
“No no no no no,” I said pulling away from him.945Please respect copyright.PENANAaw0a6uXB3R
“Oh this is splendid, I just need to get the ok from the King,” Robert said clapping his hands together like a damn walrus. “YOUR MAJESTY, YOUR MAJESTY COME QUICK!”945Please respect copyright.PENANA79K6MSCfdA
Did he not just hear me protest against this. “Listen, I-”945Please respect copyright.PENANAybUykgIEcw
“What?” My father asked staring at us with raised brows. Robert explained to him his “grand” idea and every time I tried to interrupt, Crimson would poke me in the face, or arm, or waist. Wasn’t he supposed to be bleeding?945Please respect copyright.PENANA1bAnImTQzX
“Hmm,” My father said pretending like he actually gave a shit. “Ok,”945Please respect copyright.PENANAzJsYlWTFql
“WHAT!” I screamed. “NO NO NO!”945Please respect copyright.PENANAdKpCXFeUjJ
“From now on he’s your royal guard!”945Please respect copyright.PENANASXMfqdU1w1
“No he is not!” I seethed as I turned to face Crimson who had a shit-eating grin on his face. “YOU’RE FIRED!”945Please respect copyright.PENANA3l8LqypuYa
“I re-hire you and give you Royal Privilege over her,” My father said to Crimson. ROYAL WHAT! AM I REALLY STUCK WITH THAT DUMBASS.945Please respect copyright.PENANADmHk3SFeTw
“How can you just give Royal Privilege to a stranger you idiot!” I screeched at my father. “You don’t even know if he’s good!”945Please respect copyright.PENANA4kIS3HP91N
“Well he just saved your life so I would assume so,” He said sarcastically. “Well, now that that’s done, shall we get your wound attended to Mr. Cross?”945Please respect copyright.PENANALrDHdhNPBd
“Thank you your majesty.” He said politely as my father and Robert walked ahead. But he stayed back to smirk at my still-in-shock pose. My jaw was unhinged and my eyes were wide. I just couldn’t believe that he gave this dumbass Royal Privilege over me. I mean I knew my father hated me but I didn’t think it was to this extreme!945Please respect copyright.PENANAjrGOkhytzO
“Looks like we’ll be seeing each other often Curly,” He smirked as his hand wandered down to my backside and gave it a hard squeeze. I squealed as I broke away from my shocked state and shoved him.945Please respect copyright.PENANATqRKPzhYo7
“GO TO HELL YOU DICK!” I screamed at him in frustration.945Please respect copyright.PENANAJBIJXm2Hvl
“Only if you’re coming with me,” He laughed as he followed behind Robert to the infirmary.945Please respect copyright.PENANAGPtRomU8PA
The nerve of that asshole just who does he think he is touching my ass like that? But I do have to admit, I did like it.945Please respect copyright.PENANA4XHfvS6WtC
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NO NO NO, I WILL NOT BE SEDUCED BY HIS BLACK MAGIC!945Please respect copyright.PENANABKctXtyjCW
“FUCK MY LIFE!” I screamed to the heavens before I fell back into the grass and rolled around as I threw a tantrum. The dumb dog that was now chained was staring at me in confusion; not even bothering to take a step towards me.945Please respect copyright.PENANAh8QIM6o5cC
“Maybe I should’ve let you take a chunk out of me,” I said dryly. “If I did, then none of this would’ve happened.” 945Please respect copyright.PENANARHkNJdpqit
But the mutt just tilted his head to the side and lolled out its tongue. Sigh, since I’m already on the grass I might as well take a nap. But I can’t help the feeling that I forgot something.945Please respect copyright.PENANApWhwRNkzp3
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“OH GOD I SHOULDN’T HAVE EATEN THOSE SPICY BURRITOES!” Lacey groaned as she strained on the toilet seat.945Please respect copyright.PENANAVZNi1AmLEy
“Hello, is someone there?” A masculine voice said as it came closer to the bathroom Lacey was in. She was terrified at hearing a stranger’s voice and to make matters worse, she had forgotten to lock the door.945Please respect copyright.PENANAuE2jXULBgZ
“Oh geez,” She struggled to twist the lock. But just as she did, the door flew open and the intruder stared at her in shock. Even in the mortifying state she was in, Lacey found him attractive. His curly sandy hair and electric blue eyes reminded a lot about her foul-mouthed friend.945Please respect copyright.PENANA55NqHI6tAT
“I-I-I’M SO SORRY!” He shouted before slamming the door shut.945Please respect copyright.PENANACp2gZ29xiQ
Lacey was absolutely mortified as she continued to do her business” while sobbing. She’d finally seen a cute guy and he had to meet her while she was taking a dump!945Please respect copyright.PENANAwBEccNsjih
“FUCK MY LIFE!”
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