我俾佢呢一句令我感到好愕然即時冇野好講收左我皮,冇諗過佢寧願賣身都想我教。149Please respect copyright.PENANAnNMGpuSNmb
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「癡…癡線,你俾我我都唔搞你啦。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAv2wfKrliA6
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「怕左你啦,我暫且就唔收你錢,但我真係好廢架咋,你唔好指意我好勁。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAPN4lRIpiqC
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我幫我自己戴定個頭盔。149Please respect copyright.PENANAulHEE17UkF
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「得啦,即係你肯教我啦。」149Please respect copyright.PENANA6ilmSiYX7u
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然後chole姐就拎左部手機出黎係疊功課隔離望住開晒濾鏡自拍準備po上ig story,上面寫住「巧開心 終於搵到個人幫我免費補習 考試巧辛苦架 但今次考試一定可以輕鬆carry~要努力啲!」149Please respect copyright.PENANACyRvniK7uE
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Mk妹真係Mk妹,一知道我會教佢就即刻po上ig曬命扮勤力,慌死冇人知道佢努力嘅一面,然而我亦都見到佢follow左好多男仔fd,佢應該成日同啲男仔玩。149Please respect copyright.PENANAMleidV8DyO
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「洗唔洗咁做作啊,冇人會讚你架喎,衰左唔好賴我。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAhHQIu1gZ8I
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「乜撚野做作,我用功讀書架,教你就教啦咁多嗲。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAf8iWX6LL2t
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要我教你做野都咁冇禮貌,果然有其母必有其女。149Please respect copyright.PENANAN0lCKsYet9
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然後我望向佢啲功課,見到一張工作紙上面寫左佢個名、班別學號,仲有學校名,原來佢真係叫樂兒,佢全名叫孔樂兒,5C班,13號,學校係我附近嘅一間band 3頭中學。149Please respect copyright.PENANAV7MfGsOG6G
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「咁你修咩科啊?」149Please respect copyright.PENANA7nBdviZ1qq
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「中史、生物。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAXuTYoNgib5
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平時佢咁惡死竟然修中史呢啲咁沉悶嘅文科?149Please respect copyright.PENANAM77qrTdKWr
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「你真係好彩,我以前都係修中史,呢個勉強教到你少少。」149Please respect copyright.PENANA4fxC6LnoD6
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「雖然我修中史,亦熟讀中史,但我模擬試只係攞2,因為好多關鍵字都冇寫到出黎,所以我淨係齋講會好了得。」149Please respect copyright.PENANA2BzgUlF2RL
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「乜你咁廢架,你淨係識齋講都攞到2?」149Please respect copyright.PENANASf67n2LKJ7
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佢見我冇料扮四條咁即刻串下我。149Please respect copyright.PENANADzM7v35dkT
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「你唔好搵我教囉。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAT61yCk0KGc
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「咁你盡教囉,只係我中史係最差咁解。」149Please respect copyright.PENANA3U5nl14dgZ
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佢聽到我拎呢樣野做把柄佢都冇野好講死死地氣叫我教。149Please respect copyright.PENANAHecAUOBT3D
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「但你教我英文先。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAhyXV2wEJ25
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英文?啲雞腸反而係我最差喎,我點教你?149Please respect copyright.PENANAj3jesK9MvN
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然後佢拎左張英文作文紙出黎做,呢個時候我先發現佢原來有幾手指係搽左層肉色嘅指甲油,加上佢手好白滑 ,更突顯佢對纖纖玉手嘅靚,估唔到mk妹都咁識得扮靚。149Please respect copyright.PENANAwnHCYquxzw
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但佢唔會俾學校抓儀容咩?定佢搽肉色指甲油就係因為見可以過到骨?149Please respect copyright.PENANAPjfLfW5QFy
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「喂,peanut點串?」149Please respect copyright.PENANASDDrN9P1YR
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正當我陶醉緊佢啲指甲之時,突然佢問起我一個英文點串。149Please respect copyright.PENANAzRIXERhZYD
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「penis?咪p-e-n-i-s,乜你作文要寫陰莖呢個字架咩?」149Please respect copyright.PENANAoS7mP8Otu1
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但peanut同penis嘅讀音有啲似,所以我聽錯左。149Please respect copyright.PENANALX8gBvTnCG
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「笑死屌你唔好淨係掛住你碌鳩啦,peanut啊,即係花生。」149Please respect copyright.PENANA9WzFi7bMnP
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頂呢一刻我即刻尷到紅都面晒,我仲要好有自信咁串penis出黎,搞到佢笑到我面黃。149Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1VVWMZmGR
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「得得得幫緊你,我幫你Google translate下。」149Please respect copyright.PENANANW2jw8ewQi
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「乜你英文咁廢架,ive喎,連隻英文單字都唔撚識,都唔明你點pass到。」149Please respect copyright.PENANA7Puf6m8aBw
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然後我又俾佢串,其實我以前英文嘅模擬試只係啱啱好合格。149Please respect copyright.PENANABMNYkZls6e
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「我咪講左我黎緊只係個ive仔,成績唔係好好,仲要英文我最差。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAoIQ4haxjjv
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「咁你查到未呀咁多嗲。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAKtyeefrSd5
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「查到啦,p-e-a-n-u-t。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAIJJijsS3Fa
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然後chole姐繼續做佢嘅作文,佢竟然全程都唔洗我點幫佢,係好彩嘅,可能佢都知我英文唔係點幫到佢。149Please respect copyright.PENANA7xFyBc6dkX
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「bridge呢?點串。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAOfNUNLY2VX
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過左一陣佢又問我某個英文點串,今次我好清楚聽到佢講咩啦。149Please respect copyright.PENANAkxk6UOqzBm
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「bitch?咪b-i-t-c-h,你係咪講緊你自己哈哈。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAWx11M6lYtS
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我終於有機會串返佢,但佢作文可以寫粗口架咩?149Please respect copyright.PENANAxCx9dBbTGX
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「屌你你就bitch。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAL8ajr8UXQH
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然後chole姐一巴掌車左落我個頭,我感到一陣痛楚。149Please respect copyright.PENANAuogr1iYUpm
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「哇好痛…」149Please respect copyright.PENANA3wjvjGo1Bx
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「抵死啦話鳩我,on9仔我話你英文白癡真係唔係扮架喎,bridge啊,橋啊,翻譯下啦智障。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAeJ50eElZzK
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頂我又柒多次俾佢串鳩我,今次仲要打鳩我,佢兩個讀音實在太似,我自己都聽錯左,點解英文啲音要咁似粗口。149Please respect copyright.PENANA0mJrK0ly2s
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「查到啦,b-r-i-d-g-e。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAa2Cul7Uhjs
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說罷佢繼續寫佢篇文…149Please respect copyright.PENANApacC5nAZYE
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做左大約一個鐘多啲,佢就做晒,然後拎俾我過目。149Please respect copyright.PENANAgeA6wyfOdv
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「你拎去睇下我寫成點。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAnIr32RBR1D
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我一睇之下令我嚇親,佢無論文筆、文法,就連結構組織等等都寫得好好,佢呢個程度起碼攞到3以上。149Please respect copyright.PENANAZY77xQbagH
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「其實你英文咁好點解仲要我過黎教你?仲好過我喎。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAnblUhh6SoJ
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「我就係想你過黎教我啊,吹咩?你黎做我嘅人肉翻譯機都好。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAqnFuWeS6K2
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咁咪即係當正佢成個娘娘咁,連翻譯都叫人幫佢,可惜我係唔會做爛口妹隻兵架。149Please respect copyright.PENANAaVefuTnvKJ
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「況且我又唔係淨係叫你黎教我英文,其他科唔洗教嘅?」149Please respect copyright.PENANAU6x313mnUr
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「咁你仲有咩要做啊小姐。」149Please respect copyright.PENANANna5JZoSI8
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「中史囉,咁啱有張工作紙要做。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAscT3LC9rhS
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Chole姐從佢疊功課攞出幾張工作紙出黎,第一part係問答黎。149Please respect copyright.PENANAS3HZpIV9iI
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「我唔想睇書,你直接講答案我知啦。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAzDtqhfzWu3
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「乜你咁懶,揭書都覺得麻煩,明明書中自有黃金屋。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAZje9jMBcDG
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啪!149Please respect copyright.PENANANRKH8VigCK
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我又俾佢從後打左我一下。149Please respect copyright.PENANAU0w73gcCAb
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「我黃你老味,叫你講就講啦咁多嗲,叫得你黎幫我睇書黎托呀,明明你仲要吹到中史好撚勁咁。」149Please respect copyright.PENANATJ3r33arIk
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條mk妹真係好撚暴力,一言不合就打人,真係唔知點解我仲會有心教佢。149Please respect copyright.PENANA5lHvROiZ66
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「好好你冷靜啲,等我睇地睇下啲題目。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAyK0QIiogAa
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第一題係問李隆基係邊個皇帝。149Please respect copyright.PENANAczCq7WjnKc
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「你係咪連第一題咁簡單都唔識?」149Please respect copyright.PENANAWdCT88zfLS
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「識就唔洗問你啦,你係咪又多嗲?」149Please respect copyright.PENANANlXZnORF5r
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「咪係唐玄宗囉,寫啦。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAyDy7wrQMW2
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我快快趣講個答案出黎,費事佢就一巴車落黎。149Please respect copyright.PENANAsodscpEhPW
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「原來佢就係唐玄宗,我幾鐘意呢條友。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAO0ZzfMlBA0
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又話自己唔識歷史嘅,冇啦啦又會識佢乜水?149Please respect copyright.PENANAKW9iLd41bK
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「你鐘意佢都冇用啦,人地鐘意肥婆架,你瘦到成鵬骨咁返到去都一定俾人地流放去大西北。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAfFG19yd7JW
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我心入面忍唔住暗爽以我嘅歷史知識串返佢。149Please respect copyright.PENANAJQdQrcYh4y
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啪!149Please respect copyright.PENANAww7rFjivs7
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突然我又俾佢大大力打左一下。149Please respect copyright.PENANAXf8g6QbToK
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「屌你我鐘意邊個關你撚事,洗唔洗你管?」149Please respect copyright.PENANA01r2HKv9Vq
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的確係嘅,我又唔係你邊個,點管到你咁多,你識邊個都唔關我事…on9我諗呢啲做乜,做咩冇啦啦咁著緊佢,佢識邊個真係唔關我事。149Please respect copyright.PENANAeeQ3TwsPha
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「冷靜冷靜唔關我事,我地繼續。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAt2wjAB4L7Y
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然後好快我講晒問答題啲答案佢聽,問答呢一part好快就搞掂左,跟住就去到長問題。149Please respect copyright.PENANAL1KAXJ8ypP
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「跟住嗰啲點搞啊?」149Please respect copyright.PENANApuFszrBJQl
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「你寫左第一題先,佢問你秦滅左邊六個國,就係齊楚燕韓趙魏。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAuuYLFp3b3D
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對我呢啲鐘意歷史嘅人黎講,呢啲國名我唔洗記都識,簡單啦~149Please respect copyright.PENANAw505QEZ7ym
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「有啲料到喎中史撚。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAHyMBC2JbcH
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「當然,繼續作戰!」149Please respect copyright.PENANABeSUlVoFOf
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呢刻嘅我遇到中史充滿自信,題題輕鬆KO、如入無人之境。149Please respect copyright.PENANAU7RFJDZDo9
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「跟住呢題承上題,佢問你六國滅亡嘅過程同成因,8分長答題黎,睇下呢題點樣收你皮。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAXYTgbfLRDa